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James to Sarah on hammock-Everybody loves you Sarah-I'm just being myself. (But she's keeping up a lie about being from Orlando like J is lying about being a teacher.) Jenn runs over & lays across hammock on Sarah & James. Sarah looked really annoyed. Jenny wants to play a game, she's bored. They say Ash gave up today. James says Ash & Eric both said April's sweet & innocent. Sarah-I'm not taking Howie home to my daddy (so Howie can call Sarah's dad Jimmy). James-I really think there might be 7 couples -speculate about Kaysar & Maggie Maggie, Rach, mike, Beau? scare Sarah Rach & Howie scare James Maggie says she really likes Eric. James said he made up that Jan was talking shit about Ivette becuase he needed a girl on his side besides Sarah. So now Ivette trusts him & told him when Mike was talking about him. James joked about being a little jealous about Sarah and Mike but he actually doesn't get jealous. When they get a yard they'll have a St. Benard, a horse, & kids.-Sarah Sarah might sleep w/Rach tongiht if James promises there won't be any girls in his bed. He promises (except maybe Beau). He is definately in the room w/Howie.

April & jan go outside to smoke. Beau is making is sun tea that he makes everyday. James & Sarah on hammock: James says it's been really hard today. Sarah asks why. He doesn't know. James says he's starting to think that other people are couples too. April says James was being mean to her. He keeps calling her a pet name-snuggly bear? She says she just feels stupid. "I guess you're right, the money is the most important thing right now." Sarah rubbed her hand down the side of his leg-he says but she says she didn't. She says she's cranky. She tells James she was cuddling w/Mike earlier. She asks do people think he & I are hooking up-but knows the answer is no. It's partially a conversation over whether they should "hook up' in the house or whether people suspect me. Jan & Jennifer are going up next week according to Sarah. Sarah-"How much do you love me?" James-"More than you know." Sarah-"When I first saw Jan I really thought she was a drag queen." Kaysar thinks Sarah & ? are the hottest in the house but then he & James agreed that Sarah wins-body & personality. James-"April is dirty. She doesn't like Kaysar just because he's Iraki." James thinks April & Jenny are a pair because April went "nuts" when he mentioned voting off Jenny. Sarah said she slept next to James last night & left her contacts in just so she could make googly? eyes at James. James says he can actually see a real tree. "Hey, let's do the spin & get it over with"-Eric? This is the nightly spin for gold room. Sarah "I'm still made at you." James "I'll make it up to you when we get out." Sarah "How?" James "Lots of hugs & kisses." Sarah "Not good enough" James "Lots of sex." S-"Not good enough. I want shiny things." J like a Tiara from Tiffany's. I can't do shiny things. Gold room-James, Howie, Beau? I got totally confused. Howie says he's gets to hook up w/ his little Jenny & Jannie.

Jan doesn't eat red food or real food? She just eats snack food. "Basically I'm the laziest cook you've ever seen."-Jan Jan wants to play a game of shark. (not sure what that is) April-"I'm hot. We're gonna get in the hottub." "The house is like 1 big U. It's not huge."-April It sounded like Maggie just said she thinks her dad is gay but I'm not sure I heard that right. James cooked chicken in a wine sauce for dinner. Jan looks so bored that she's making me feel bored. Both Jan and James agree that their favorite type of jelly is raspberry.

Jan just got very lost in the chess game. They are trying to backtrack moves & are getting pieces on the wrong color on the board. Jan:Do you feel defeated? Ash:Almost Jan thinks Ash should go out in a blaze of glory (insults galore). Ash says "but I can't do that becuase I still have a chance right?" They aren't really playing chess but Jan still wants Ash to move her pieces correctly "like she taught her." Ash: Is there anybody at this point that wants me to stay? Jan: I haven't heard that. I'm not sure why they're putting so much effort into a chess game that isn't a real game-they agreed they weren't really playing.

The pb&j people are dying for real food. Jan & Ash are talking upstairs at the chess board. They are talking about how Rach could use the veto on Kaysar. Ash says "that's the only reason why I'm here" and Jan says, "so you should still want to stay." I have no idea what they are talking about!! Ash jokes about smacking Rachel & Jan says "You can't do that." Ash-"didn't we always say it's the cutest girl that gets voted off first." Ash says one of the reasons Rach gave for nominating her was that she looked good in a bikini; the other one was because she didn't get to know her. Jan says Maggie won't win it. James is a good one (for winning). Mike might but neither girl wants him to win. Discussion of how they don't want Beau or Ivette to win. Jan calls Ivette a Brazilian gone bad." Jan "We could just go all out and start being ourselves." Ash jokes and is like yea, start treating her (Ivette) as their maid. Ash thinks that others may suspect they are a pair. She tells Jan to let other people know that she is "just hanging out & being nice to someone that's about to leave."-Jan's words Ash:did you talk to James again? Jan:No I'm not going to.

Eric was having a whispered conversation (with ?) earlier & said Beau scared him to death. Both Eric & Beau promised Rachel? she was safe if they won HOH-at least this week. They were talking about how well Rachel did during the competition. Eric said Rachel was "a force to be reckoned with." Howie gives Beau some compliments. Beau has a trainer who said he shouldn't work out in the house & do something that would derail his training. "Are you enjoying your stay?"-Howie to Beau [What is this a hotel?] Beau's here to enlighten people about his lifestyle. A lot of people have stereotypes about gay people. Howie isn't listening well to Beau. He's stuck in what he's talking about & Beau has to keep repeating himself & finally says "Listen to me." Now they want to know who's in charge of the FCC & makes the rules about what can be seen on TV. Strange, disconnected conversation.

"They're going to have a field day with Howie on this show. Howie unsensored. I don't think they've ever had anyone so funny on this show."-April "People are looking at us right now, watching us" (live on the internet). -April Sarah says her ex got the live feed. That he had no idea she was coming. April says to the cam that he lost out. Sarah doesn't know where to put the soap in for the washing machine. April says she'll do it. [Has Sarah not used a washing machine before?] Howie asks Beau is that is a cute ass (referring to Sarah).

Maggie, Sarah, & April at the dryer: I didn't know if you minded my underwear rolling around w/your stuff."-Sarah We all had to get tested (HIV, Hepititus) so I'm not worried about that.-April Sarah says she likes to fold laundry. They have a big mix of different houseguests clothes & seem pretty familiar with what belongs to who. April & Sarah need their jeans to shrink (does anyone in this house have clothes that fit or have they all really lost weight?)

Beau walks into the LR where mike's layiing on the couch. Beau just woke up from a 2 hour nap. He had dreams about prison stuff, boot camp-all related to challenges. In his dream, they had to do a zip line & not touch the water or they'd get an electric shock. Sarah rubs mike's calves-he asked her to. She said "Ugh, do I have to do it for a long time?" It feels so good Mike says he's drooling. He's moaning in pleasure & she goes from looking slightly disgusted to slightly smiling-it's hard to tell what she's really thinking.

Howie does the "moonwalk" on the grass in sandals. They talk & imitate about diff dances from the 80's -the cabbage patch, the water sprinkler "You throw it away, you throw it away, like a Q-tip"-April singing They joke about ordering some pizza tonight. Asked if anyone's checked the mail today. There is some kind of food restriction tomorrow but BB will announce everything. Jan has jeweled shoes on. They cost $130. Jan bought them herself & doesn't know why everyone always asks her who bought them for her. Couter talk (CT) -Ivette & Howie Ivette was offended when Howie asked to see April's and not hers. He said he'd be glad to see hers anytime.

Outside-Howie, Rachel, Ivette, Eric, April, James,Sarah,Kaysar,Michael (everyone but Beau & 1 other): 7:50pm central: Discussion of buffets, how to pronouce the word, why people like or don't like them, names of some. "If you don't got it, you don't hit it."-Howie about bodybuilding James got 2nd place in the body building comp, Eric got 1st. Howie said that Sarah was dumb yesterday when they were in the hottub. Talk about whether their parents sweared around them or not. "Howie, you've been wearing your pants a lot better lately."-Ivette "Why don't you try it w/out the belt?" They'd fall down to my feet. My little member can't hold them up."-Howie So Ivette takes his belt off form him & they think he looks better. They have to tell him not to pull his underwear up where they can be seen. "I pushed my guy into my leg and I hurt my leg. That's what slowed me down duing the comp, my guy was weighing me down."-Howie Howieman, Howiewood Eric did compete.

"People in the middle of nowhere have no teeth"-Ivette Discussion of ostrich burgers. Outside: "Shift your package. That's gross. You can like see the shape"-April to Eric. Eric says "what? I have a penis. It's not my fault I'm hung like a wild field mouse in a snow storm." Ivette says Michael told her he's (mike's) cool with James all of a sudden. James, Ivette, & Eric talking outside: James to Ivette "Janelle is evil" "It's like I'm hanging out w/Ashlea because she's gone." Eric-"Today is good. Everything ended up perfect." "she done. Sticking a fucking fork in her, you're done." (Eric about Ash). Discussion of lingerie, swimsuits, underwhere & what Eric's wife likes (not thongs). veto comp- "Rach, you couldn't have picked a better host by the way - except maybe Beau. "-Eric April will forver be the cheerleader [i think James was the host] Both Ivette & April went to school to be entertainment reporters. Ivete doesn't want to do it though, takes to long to be taken seriously. Ivette lists breast nick names: Chi-chis & yabows, milkbags "My goddaugher is definately going to be in an interracial relationship."-Ivette Eric "I swore I would never marry a Jewish girl" Ivette "A JAP?" [This is so East Coast! It means Jewish-American Princess. I wouldn't have known this if I hadn't been to Boston.] Howie-"I love Asians." He got some breast from an Asian but nothing else. He met her at the gym then got mono & when he went back after a month he never saw her. Howie would get serious if he found one that really "knocked one out of his shoes"-Ivette's phrase

About the veto comp: "Howie was just 2 right feet. I said to Ash-Ashlea you picked the guy looking in the mirror the whole time"-Ivette

Ash says that she would be happy if she made it to the second around of nominations, basically she just doesn't want to be the 1st to go because she feels like she didn't really get the experience yet.

Kaysar & Jan are talking at the chess board and apparently playing as well. Jan says she broke her hand in 6th grade and the kids created this rumor that she broke it from masturbating. Kaysar talks about being beat up in school-says 1 kid smashed his face against the wall and scraped half his face off. Ashlea & April are talking in the gold room. Ashlea was more reserved in the beginning because she didn't want to look like she was "kissing ass" getting to know Rachel. She preferred to become her friend for real. April is trying to reassure Ashlea that everything happens for a reason. So if Ash goes home, there was a reason. Ash says "I love my friends." She'd do like anything for them. Another problem is that she eats, she loves to eat but she's on pb&j so she's restricted.

Actually Janelle told him that several times last night, although she wasn't mad about it. Read the live feeds from last night-apparently he is crazy that in real life as well. He gets crazier by the hour!

If you check the live feeds for this evening we had confirmation of the Jenny/April pair.

Ashlea (to Michael) says Howie told her he'd compete for her and not do his best-lose for her. Mike says it's her choice. He'd compete but he'd do his best to win. He'd rather leave the vote to "fate." He feels if he uses the veto it would put a target on his back for a couple weeks down the road. Ashlea says she's never seen anyone use the veto & get nominated the next week (he said several weeks not next week). Michael's trying to find his sweat pants-real or excuse to leave?

1:15 am central Everyone's getting ready for bed-brushing teeth, peeing, etc.

April & Jennifer are trying to figure out the pairs. April figured out about Jan & Ashlea. She guessed about maybe James & Sarah or James & Eric-I wonder what Jenn was thinking when she said Sarah. Jen didn't say anything although I know she likes him. Then April gave her advice on who to be sure she was friends with to get "in the group." April said she didn't think Jan would be here long so not to worry about her. Howie's joking about being a twist-saying "I'm gay, I'm a raging homosexual man." 4 girls are sleeping in the gold room. They discuss that sleeping w/Beau doesn't count as sleeping w/a guy. He's one of the girls.

I have never seen musical beds anywhere like on this season of BB!!

What do you know-Jenny just ended up stepping on a piece of broken glass. Kaysar says "that's really bad if it gets in your blood stream." April got a piggy back ride from Mike the first night they met and she kicked him in the balls. He was going to give jenny a piggy back ride but got called to the DR.

On Sept 11, 2003 Howie accidentally left his briefcase near a helicopter's fuel tank (in the parking lot where he was working). When he gets to work everything is roped off and the bomb squad is there x-raying his briefcase. They interviewed people about him. Of course, they found out there was no bomb, he had just accidentally left it there. Then he tells a story about being in a gentlemen's club and went into the bathroom. He hears "Honey, can I borrow a tampon?" He looks around and realizes he's in the wrong bathroom & quickly leaves. This wasn't the first time-he accidentally went into the girls restroom in high school also. Then they ask Kaysar what his most embaressing moment is and he says, "This has to be it right here." All the hg's laugh.

Mike just tried to ballroom dance with Jan in the bathroom-12:50 am central

Beau and his friend got in trouble for "scaling" when they were young. (Scaling the wall between townhouses). Beau said he was a good kid but when he was bad, he was bad.