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12:00AM BBT: Sarah, Maggie, James, Eric, Ivette Exercise discussion, defining suicide, planning exercise for tomorrow Ivette says she has the type of genes for working out-she's slim down right away, but apparently she doesn't have the motivation. They all talk about needing to make a conscious effort about eating healthier. James is laughing about some "sequence."

Jenny listening to music before going to bed. Maggie in bed staring at someone. Beau laughs. Someone hit the comforter in the face, like it was a person. Ivette tells someone to "get the fuck away." they are like Hulk Hogan. Sarah gets tickled by Beau and laughs hysterically. Princess Beaua Jan said she's going to sleep in the bed w/Howie, according to Beau. Eric said she says that every night. Eric's making fun of mike's speech. "I really like all ya'll. We really need to all be friends and get along. Then you need to lose so I can win HOH and kick all ya'll asses out."-April making fun of mike "I like veryone here. And if someone has a problem w/me I want them to be able to come to me. And I have a friend."-Eric making fun of Mike Ivette has to eat when she gets all worried and apprehensive. Ivette says mike really freaks her out. Then they think someone can hear or see them so they stop the conversation-Maggie suddenly asks "Hi, How ya doing" really loudly. Someone "shit" on Jan's pillow and she hit beat someone w/the pillow. Beaus says, "what, I didn't shower." (ok, bit of a nonsequiter there).

Rach and jenny Rach wishes they could see just one BB show. Talking about who was around to see them off. They are looking at spy screen. Can't see much because everyone's in back yard. Camera moves focus away from Rach and she looks at it & says, "Ah, I'm boring you now? I know I'm boring." Then they switch to strategy talk and the camera moves back onto her. She says "oh, we're interesting now." Jenny is playing w/spy screen. Now they know what it will all look like on t.v. (they have said this twice). They see Ivette doing dishes in Kitchen & can't tell if it's Beau or mike in kitchen. mike got mad Jenny in bed tonight. She's talking about speech he made about saying things to his face not to his back. She said he keeps making the speech, she went to the bathroom & made fun of him making speech again & he got mad.

"This yard is a mess" - Howie. They inventory yard. "Do you eat your plaque Howie (he's flossing teeth). -Beau "Yes"-Howie "Gross"-Beau (Bar of valium jan?? I wasn't aware Valium came in a bar!!) Beau and jan are longing for Vicodin, Valium, or Xanax. "Howie doesn't beling in Boca, he belongs in Huntington Beach."-Jan Howie is going to pluck his butt hairs tomorrow and have Beau do his back hair. Howie's moaing that he got stuck with prude girls (Ash & Jan). "You're not normal"-Jan and Beau in unison. Howie got his ears clipped. Then he said something about his lips but the camera but to the bedroom.

All 3 cameras in backyard are on them. Ash thinks it's freaky. They are jokingly talking smack about Beau (he is sitting with them). Discussing lotions Jan calls drying someone's hair "blowing it out." "You're so good looking but you have to ruin it by talking."-Jan to Howie They think Howie's getting fat "like Roseanne Barr." "Hey, don't slander." "Kaysar looks like he's in the Persian mafia" -Jan Thus, he could get into some club Jan & Beau are talking about, where only beautiful people can get in "You smoke Beau?"-Howie (Beau has a cig in his hand). Howie had his teeth done-he got implants. He says Jan would have beautiful teeth if she didn't stain them w/nicotin. BB told someone to center their microphone

Someone's mad at Eric-Kaysar maybe? Eric made a weird face & seemed unhappy about it, but I don't know what that was about. Ash is now calling Eric cappy also - why Ash is eating cereal/ Kaysar looks like he has gum. Kaysar is sleeping in his bed tonight. There are 6 minutes left to lights out!!!-Ash Beau, mike, jan smoking. Beau's insulted when mike doesn't light his cig first - "uh, hello, me first."

I must admit, there is a dearth of fish in the tank!!

Eric ripped something. Then food plans for tomorrow-eggs, protein shake, almonds, dinner Beau & Ash ask Eric to wake the up & he says no, it's not my responsibility. They're trying to talk him into it and we get FISH.

"Are you wearing silk boxers?"-Beau "Yeah." Fish (hmm?)

"You can pleasure yourself in the shower & they wouldn't see it on film." "I can't pleasure myself in the shower"-Jan (what's her problem?) "Where do you like to do it? What's easiest for you? On your back, you just slip your hand down there with your lacy panties." "Ashlea, what about you?"-H "Please stop."-A "Ashlea, please put on your microphone." -BB "Where am I suppossed to put it?" "What's the favorite position when you pleasure yourself?'-Howie "me?"-Kaysar "No. Yea."-Howie "Ahh, Howie I'm going to go crazy."-Kaysar "Do you use lotion or do it dry?"-Howie Kaysar finally has to leave the room because of the conversation. Howie's still trying to figure out if there's anyway he can get some from Jannie. She continues to turn him down. "You really think you can go 6 weeks w/out any kind of flicking or grabbing?"-Howie "Yea"-Jan "I ate 4 bags of m&m's in 1 day"-Jan? (No wonder she can go that long w/out sex=chocolate substitution) but they use pms as their excuse. Beau squeezes Howie's nipple & Howie laughs & says "Ahh, Beau,Beau." Beau always uses condoms - no exceptions. Has been both in front & behind. Uses lube. Never tried vaginal sex & not interested. (All answers to Howie's questions) 13 minutes until lights out-Eric

Correction-Jan is going to sleep in bed w/Beau. She has to finish grooming 1st though. Howie "That stupid bitch," after BB tells Ivette to stop obstructing her microphone. Howie would never go for a girl like that-not longer than a few minutes. Howie likes the movie "The last American virgin." "Ashlea, please put on your microphone" -BB "Where do you want me to stick it, up my butt?" "Do you think you guys will still be friends when the show is over"-Howie to Jan & Ash - duh Howie!!

Different angles of Kaysar by himself. Front, side, top. He strolls into the house. Howie's still asking to see boobies, Ash said maybe if she was passed out. Discussion of whether the conditioner Jan bought at CVS is "real" or not. "Ashlea, please flash Howie a boobie."-Howie Discussion of whether Howie is begging or not. (He is). Hairballs are causing people to gross out.

Everyone keeps commenting on Howie's great feet (after the pedicure). Beau says Ash can sleep w/him tonight-he has the whole big bed. She sounds really excited about it. Kaysar is sitting outside by himself. . . . .still by himself . . .

Ash is in shower & trying to see how close someone gets before they see something. Howie volunteered & Ash said "go away!" More grooming by Jan/zit paranoia Quick shot of camera trying to get a peek at ash naked but didn't have any luck. Ash left shower door open and Beau feels a draft. Ash comes back & closes door & they laugh about it. Beau is now "zestfully clean" & briefly sings jingle-not long enough for fish though.

Ash is paranoid about shaving her underarms because of the camera. April thinks Jan is shaving her face when she walks into the bathroom. Beau "tooted not farted; gay boys toot, not fart." Beau made April put her hand on something & she yelled "Oh no" but I couldn't see because of the camera angle. Jan looks like she has shaving cream on her face. Start singing "We built this city on Rock & Roll, remember they can't so they change it to We built Big Brother" (with same tune so we got fish till they stopped).

"Don't you feel bad watching them like this?-Rachel "No, it's hilarious."-Maggie Rachel says everyone's in the bathroom because she can hear them but they aren't in the kitchen. They see Kaysar again. "It's got to be really uncomfortable for him right now."-Mag about Kaysar Toilet flushes in background. They turn the screen off & Maggie heads downstairs, Rachel to bathroom.

Now girls have moved to look at spy screen. Rachel has a hard time to remembering how to work the spy screen. They check out the fish. Maggie wants to see someone walk on it. They discuss how there's no sound. Maggie says she would watch the screen; Rachel finds it almost useless, she'd rather be w/the people. They see Kaysar walk & then Rachel forgets how to work it again. Maggie's going to watch April go downstairs on the screen. April does something and they say "Oh God" in unison. "Kaysar strolls alot" -Maggie "Go make me some popcorn Kaysar"-? Maggie thinks it's funny when she see's the lights turned on & off on the screen. You can hear conversation drfiting up from downstairs. Rachel says she's only allowed to watch the spy screen 30 minutes per day. Maggie-"I really like April." Rach agrees.

Eric's telling more medical stories In bathroom on floor: April, Rachel, & Maggie 10:34 BBT: April promised Kaysar she wouldn't vote him off this week. Then she said she didn't promise him, she just told him that. April says she really likes Kaysar, 'he's a really nice guy" Sarah agrees. Janelle said she should stay because she's beautiful.-Maggie Jenny said I didn't know we were dressing like whore's tonight (after seeing how Ashlea dressed) - according to April

"You can practically drink the stuff"-Michael talking about soft water [Hello, it's water, you can drink it!!]

Ivette was constipated from all the pb&j but is no longer constipated, although she would still like an enema to clean herself out. Maggie didn't advise this. There was some discussion of whether people peed on the shower floor. The water in the BB house is very soft & Ivette doesn't like it.

"Pain is weakness leaving the body." - Eric Someone had panties on but apparently there was potential to see more/see through them. I'm not sure why the HG's are so ignorant of the cameras tonight.

Maggie tried to show Eric a bruise on her thigh and accidentally flashed him part of her breasts. I didn't see it - which door she opened when she shouldn't have but she seemed to be worried that she might have flashed the internet viewers as well. This is what led to the camera discussion in the bathroom. Did anyone see anything revealing?

Eric loved the movie Pulp Fiction. Maggie liked Kiss the Girls. Beau, April, Eric, & Jenn are in the hottub.

Sarah says every area has a loser hotline-a number you give out to people that you don't want to call you. Supposedly there's a recoding that says "you've reached the loser hotline" It goes on to say maybe your fat or ugly or have bad breath but the person that gave you this number doesn't want you to call them.

It was April.