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According to Kaysar, Kaysar and James have been nominated.

Cappy's naptime is usually 12-1. April spit on Jen when she was talking & it went up her nose. Then she touched her nipple again. Eric thinks the people in the DR are afraid of him. He's giving Ivette? a hard time for eating again. It's humus, pita, & grapes (according to Maggie). April wants to put her leg over Jen. Eric thinks of Jen as the little sister he never had.

April just pinched Jen's nipple by accident. Jen screams. April jokes about kissing it. Jen says her nipple doesn't get hard.

How can the votes be aired live if they are pre-recorded? Then they wouldn't really be live. "He is talking to himself people, he is fucking nuts. He is bipolar. I saw medication for it."-April talking about mike Maggie is asking BB whether there is someone in the room w/mike-to answer her with the camera. She doesn't get an answer. Jen wants pizza ice cream. BB told Rachel to go to the HOH room. When she came back down they asked what was up and she said nothing. They know she's lying, that there is something up. They said there's supposed to be a lockdown in an hour. Jen is hungry but couldn't get in storage room. Maggie missed sleeping w/boyfriend, having a body next to her. Jen says she & her boyfriend don't like sleeping w/each other, they aren't used to it & the bed has a hole in the middle so they both fall in the middle. Fish

April & Maggie talking quietly in bedroom. April's talking about Howie said something about Ash's boobs and she said "talk to my agent." "Everyone in the house has something good & something bad about them. I'm gonna have to pay for patience every night."-April YES-they have voted already. April's speculating on who voted for who- that Jan & maybe mike voted for Ash to stay. April thinks Ash's stronger "athletic-wise" then Kaysar. She talked badly about mike in diary room. She said she just went off; she had to vent. April's complaining about mike not keeping his paws of everyone but said that then when he was in the pool Jen was rubbing her boobs on him. April thinks mike is weird, that if he ever saw what she said about him he might "kill her or something." She said it's gonna be brutal tomorrow night (like on the CBS show) Maggie just told April it was her that said into her mic about watching his behavior right now; she was talking about Mike. Weird noise in background that sounds like a sick Siamese cat-it cracks the girls up.

Sarah, James, Eric, Ivette, Kaysar, & Rach? in LR laying around on couches. Eric tossing coasters at table The HG's are talking like the voting won't be live tomorrow. They were talking about the HOH comp & said they couldn't exclude anyone of everyone would know who's leaving. But they said BB knows. (So is CBS lying to us about voting live or what's the deal??) Eric just hurt Sarah's ear w/a coaster

No, they weren't on lockdown Fish

Jannie & Howie are throwing what looks like a rubber duck in the pool. Someone should tally how many times Howie says boobie, it has to be at least once every 5 minutes!! 3:30PM BBT: Fish Mike says he can go have a shower now. I'm mad at you Jannie. I'm not talking to you for an hour."-Howie "I'm not talking to you for 2 hours."-Jannie "America wants to know and I want to know, Jannie are you mensturating right now? Can I pull the string?" -Howie (gross!) See Jan in diary room briefly messing w/mic

Still fish. They have that tank mic'ed really well!! Strange!

"BB are you watching his behavior (a quiet aside in a mic)" - can't tell who said this or who it was about Apparently there is a rule that the HG's are supposed to shower before getting in the pool if they have lotion on. Discussion of pigs, pet pigs Howie has jerked off in a pool before and says it doesn't feel good. MHG in background talking about big round showerhead in his bathroom, can't hear rest of conversation. Fish

Georgectv- that's the diary room (I've seen it from several tour videos of the house) Jan and Howie swimming. April says girls can get their nipples done so they permanently stick out. One of the girls says "That's so 70's."

Mike's in the bathroom. Fish again. Outside, more discussion of Saw-a man in a cage with barbed wire who has to climb his way out before he bleeds to death. Sarah just gave away the ending (how annoying, I wanted to see it! Still will.) Wow, a different view of outside on all 4 cams!! Go BB! Ivette recommending Howie wear sneakers to work out. "Who's robbing this train Jessie?" - Howie Rachel missed the analogy & so did I. More Saw discussion (ruining the ending again so I'm not sharing it.)

Fish, Fish, Fish. (If the fish were evicted what would we watch? Back to FoTH I guess.) Fish on all 4 cams.

Kaysar takes a pic of Jen and him. Howie calls the pictures Chunk pictures. He says she doesn't look chunky in the pictures, just like a little person. He says he loves little people, they are so cute. Howie is concerned that Jen is deleting all the pics. Jen says she always has to have dessert. Howie says, my little chunk. (Supposedly though Howie said she was starting a diet today). Eric and Howie agree that Chunk is cute. Howie says he is the undefeated coaster champ and will remain so as long as he's in the house. "Unonamous, Anamous, Unamitous decision that the fish tank has been evicted from the big brother household." (Incorrect spellings on purpose, that's how he was pronouncing it.) Then it had to be explained that unanimous meant everyone agreed. Ougi board discussion. Sarah's friend tried to throw hers away and it kept ending up back in her house. Eric, Kaysar don't believe in messing with things like that. "If there's a God there must be an opposite." - Eric Kaysar believes in black magic. Good discussion of opposites, about how you wouldn't know good if there was no bad. You wouldn't be able to recognize the good. Eric says he thinks there are some sins that can't be atoned for. (people like Charles Manson). Discussion of mentally ill people, Eric says that's different, James says but do you think someone like Dahmer was sane? That would mean that people were predetermined to be that way. The Amityville house-Howie & James wouldn't live there. Eric couldn't live anywhere where someone was killed-too erie Discussion of remake of Amityville movie and how good & scary it was. Eric says the scariest movie he ever watched was "Saw." Starts to describe it, (sounds pretty freaky!) Eric also liked "The grudge." Everyone else says it's horrible, the worst movie of all time, and we get fish.

Eric says he wants to see people going to the hospital, "that's how hard we need to try." (about the HOH competition). "I look like ass."-Ivette Sarah tossing coasters all over James. Jen's trying to take a picture of him. Instead Jen accidentally takes a video. Sarah takes the camera to do the picture. "Howie, will you control your womanover here."-James about Sarah because she was throwing coasters on him. "Chunk, are you wearing panties?" - Howie Oops- James says "Sarah Beth, stop." (Does anyone else wonder how he knew her middle name? They don't comment.)

They look at the picture and crack up. "Eric drooled on himself"-James Eric yells to put his loafers back. He says it's been a slow day. Janelle is told to put her mic on by BB & Sarah says she doesn't know how to wear it right.

A couple of girls ran into the other room, talking about putting on some of Erics clothes to dress up like him. Sarah had a robe and hat on but said "ooh" and took them off. Ivette is so loud!! B "Beau Beau grabbed my little Beau Beau when he was in the kitchen. He had him in between his legs." - Howie Sarah and Ivette making weird postures in the boy's clothes for pictures. Ivette sitting on Sarah's lap so that it looks like Sara's legs belong to Ivette- like a little person or something. She is also wearing Howie's slippers.

Kaysar & Howie doing dishes, blows Maggie's dish beliefs. Rach, Ivette, Arpril, & James looking at pictures on camera. Jen staring blankly into space. Eric talking about John Wilks Booth. James has to be shown how to use the camera. Eric's laughing so hard his face is read so they take a picture. He's making a weird noise and they are trying to capture him doing that for the picture. Sarah skips into other room following Ivette. They have both dressed up in jerseys. Jenny and Ivette ar ein the same jersey and Sarah and Maggie are in the same jersey. Ivette makes strangling noises & someone says she just had a baby when Jenny gets out of the shirt.

All 4 cams on kitchen where nothing is really happening. Howie, Kaysar, & Maggie are in there & not talking. Brief cut to Jen, Rach, & Eric looking at pictures on cam, then back to kitchen. Laughing can be heard in the background. Someone screaming in background. Kaysar wants to work out tonight. Howie says it's hard to run w/the microphone on. Rach eating chips-Lays. This camera segment could be used for a Lays commercial.

Ivette asked when Howie was going to get the girls to take the wax off his back. She said it will get harder and harder. His back is as sticky as a sticker right now. "Four-letter word you." -Howie "F-yea."-Maggie "Riccola"(said like the commercial)-Howie

Rachel needs a picture of the disc toss for the net. Jen says she goes to an "A" cup bra size when she loses weight. Rachel's trying to take an action shot & not doing well. Discussion of meat & fat percentage & prices. "My family in Arkansas buys a whole half of a cow. That's what they do back there." -Maggie Her girlfriend is marrying a "almost 100% Phillipino" and they are having a pig roast at the reception. Maggie is a maid of honor in the wedding. It's her first time & she's excited (but don't about the pig roast).

Cam 2 switched to Jan & mike talking outside. I switched to cam 3, back in the kitchen w/ Maggie, Eric, Sarah, James, Jen, Ivette, etc. James said a picture of his penis has been online before. It's not happening again. Rachel tried to take a picture of her boobies but it didn't come out. Some conversation about a show called "Rescue me" with Dennis Leary.

Arguing over rules of disc game, Howie joins the arguement. They get loud, call each other names and walk off. Howie wants a picture of him with a woody taken. James is getting the shark boxes for a picture (he's obsessed w/those!). In the kitchen Jen and Maggie are washing dishes. Fish on cam 1 but cam 2 is till working-strange. Maggie gives her beliefs about dishes in kitchen. They have to look at every picture after they take it. James and Sarah sneak a quick kiss. There's another LONGER one.

Sarah is taking picuters of Rachel an Beau-the are posing by hugging the gumball/prize maching. (They must be thrilled to have a new toy!) April-"tkae a picture of us!" April wants a picture of her doing the clothes. Eric & James? are playing a throwing game with the coasters.

Main bedroom-people falling asleep, rustling around but not talking. They are making me tired. It's 2pm here so I'm off to bed. Good night fellow night owls and happy reporting!!