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12:33PM Ian cracks a joke when production says they want more Tom Cruise and less Ian in his performance. He responds, "so you want me to be an inch shorter?"

12:37PM BBT Coming out to the BY after his performance in the LR, still in costume, Kaysar asks Ian if he's wearing space pants.  He responds by slapping his butt and saying, "Yes, because my ass is out of this world." [Ian cracking ALL the jokes today - BBLurkerPlus]

3:11AM BBT Feeds are back.  Sounds like Memphis won PoV. Nicole A was out almost immediately according to her. She re-enacts it in the storeroom and is worried how pathetic it will look on the broadcast...

On ‎8‎/‎13‎/‎2020 at 2:48 PM, grannysue1154 said:

Enzo is terrifically funny.  He reminds me of Eddie Haskell

Enzo is GREAT in every conversation I've seen him in. His one-liners and skewed take on things is wacky in a way totally different from everyone else in the house.  Loved his door to door crayon salesman story...

7 hours ago, AirGumby said:

Sorry to say I never liked this guy... Never came across as real  or genuine to me.. Others like him so what do I know.

Kaysar is the bomb. He has great reads on the house and really good interactions with the other HG.  Him coming out as autistic when Ian did to him was a great show moment.

Kevin is a total moron and needs to go. He's the king of cold reads on the house. Practically everything he says is wrong, and he's always the victim. Nicole got some straight talk from Enzo that cleared up some things - she needs more Enzo and less Kevin in her game.

10 hours ago, straykat said:

Didn't like Memphis in his first season. So far in this season, he is even more egotistical and arrogant. Hope he dons his mask and heads out to see Julie sooner rather than later.

He's an anti-masker in real life. Believes the pandemic will disappear after election day. He said it in the feeds. Idiot.

Also the nom ceremony took THREE takes to get the racist overtones (or outright racist speech) out of it.  I doubt we'll ever see take 1 or 2, but both made the houseguests pissed off.  Grandpa Memphis with the Walmart Feet is not long for the world if the other side wins an HoH, and even his alliance is starting to get restless.

Janelle and Kaysar are the best thing about #BB22 so far. Their interactions are almost always entertaining.

7:30PM BBT The Kaysar/Janelle bit needs to be seen. Real truth from a 4x player.

6:54PM BBT Apparently Memphis had a harsh nom speech and referred to David directly as "boy" during noms or while making him a have not (it's not clear yet).  David tells Kevin in the storeroom, "Fuck that 'boy' shit. Motherfucker, I'm 30 years old!"  [Does Memphis get one of the new BB22 production HG racism strikes for this? - BBLurkerPlus]

9:55PM BBT Memphis reads his letter from home in the HoH.  It's from his son.

10 hours ago, Keepittogether said:

I hope Ian teams up with Kaysar instead of going with the Cody side of the house. They seem like they’ve had some good bonding conversations.

Kaysar saying he was autistic as well bonded them a bit. Ian's reaction to hearing that is one of my favorite BB22 moments so far.

1:43am BBT Cody, Tyler, Memphis, and Dani sitting in the BY talking. It comes up that Kaysar demanded bidets [not clear which brand, but assuming cheap biobidet or brondell rather than premium Totos - BBLurkerPlus] on both the house toilets as a condition of coming back for All Stars 2020.  He's the reason there are bidets in the BB house for the first time and Cody says he's so fuckin' grateful.  Production cuts away as they start to explain to confused Grandpa Memphis in more detail.  Here's the scene...

Even if she doesn't win, pretty sure Nicole is having daily wish fulfillment as a BB fan. She was out of her mind when Janelle did a makeover on her today.

Grandpa Memphis' walmart feet are too much for me. Gross. He's barefoot in that house including the toilet closet and his feet are showing it. Nasty.

8:07PM BBT Xmas/Kevin/Tyler/Nicole in photo bedroom. Tyler asks about the picture of Kevin where he's screaming.  He relates that he had the first Pandora's box ever in BB, and he decided not to open it because he knows that the Pandora's box story is about bad consequences. Production kept him there and convinced him to open it. Production meddling in its infancy.  Here's the whole clip...

10:17am BBT Dani is back with again her idea that Ian uses his autism as a strategy. Cody comes back with the correct read, saying that Ian doesn't USE it, it's just who he is. [She really needs to stop bringing this idea up - it's a bad look - BBLurkerPlus]

1:59PM BBT Backyard is open.  Houseguests immediately begin queuing for the washing machine.

7:36PM BBT Dani tells NicoleF that she feels Ian is using his autism as a strategy. Yes, she really said it.  Here's the whole segment. Oof.

12:42PM BBT Enzo explains the origin story for The Meow Meow.

12:43PM BBT Then Enzo mentions the "Strike" system that the houseguests are under. Crossing the line with race, gender, etc, earns them a strike.  But he didn't say how many strikes before there's a punishment and what that is.  He jokes that his Meow Meow origin story is giving him all the strikes.

10:02PM BBT Dani says in the veto comp Enzo's stack fell with such force it knocked down Keesha's stack and wiped her out.

2:55PM BBT Keesha complains to Kevin in the kitchen that she's the only girl playing in PoV.

3:00PM BBT Nicole is opening drawers in the storage room looking for laxatives. Rejects the Immodium she finds as being "the opposite of what I need."

9:53PM BBT Nicole learns the secret of warm showers on the have-not cold side of the shower and her mind is blown.

8:27PM BBT In the Lounge. Kaysar brings the twist and Ian responds surprised.  The cutest most unexpected moment today.

6:54PM BBT Feeds are back.  Ficole and Xmas are talking in the bedroom.  Cody, Ian, Day and Bay are in the living room talking.

6:56PM Keesha joins the group to gather intel.  Memphis comes in a minute later and Bay takes off now that the room is covered to see what's up with Xmas and Ficole.

6:57PM BBT Camera changes and you can see past the front door where Kevin, Janelle, Kaysar, Nicole, and Tyler are in the Kitchen.

FLASHBACK to 4:18PM yesterday. An important bit was missed. Apparently Nicole had a "CO2 Induced blackout" during comp part 2.  She says "he's reviewing the footage."

Here's the clip before BB cuts her off from talking more about it, but it explains how Nicole lost a days comp and seems very unfair...