Scuba

oh oh oh! can i choose?? 'cause i like under the desk!

you just can't get rid of me!!

whatever. you love me. you'd miss me if i was ever gone!

i think he wants to be your friend

i know its got to be hard, but hang in there and spend lots of time with the grandkids!

look, he came back and still no niceness from you!

that's not nice! it is his site after all. you should be hospitable

hope you grabbed the booger up there!

hey, morty visited you! you're special!

i'm doing good, how are you?

gives you a wet willy

yes, i'll find you some arms and legs

i'll consider it

why would i do that?

i scratch eyes out all the time

MY EYES! MY EYES!

magic my ass! that's called a pushup bra

you gotta go with what works

duct tape and some steel beams maybe

i've been trying to put them back to their original college position.....its rough

i sooooo wanted to work at hooters when i was in college!

nun, no. but maybe less slutty

for now. after the new year i'm gonna have to have you take it down......what with my new resolution and all

don't you know it!

straight and BIG

wicked's the type of people who the holidays bring the worst out in. did you understand that, 'cause i had to read it a few times. i think i messed it up....