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11:13 PM BBT Talla has broken the toilet. She has to go into the DR and tell them that it is leaking. She stood on it or something. Tom is busy telling us that none of the condoms would fit him because they are all too small.

11:01 PM BBT Tom comes into the SR where Talla is changing her batteries. He hugs her from behind. She walks away. He asks her where she's sleeping tonight. "Who has sheets?" he asks "You do." she replies "Who else is in my bed tonight?" Tom asks "Liza." Talla replies. "I hope no one is mad." "What? Earlier tonight you danced for a gay guy. You did a little dance for me and I kicked you off. I think everyone knows it was just all in fun. You are so in my bed tonight." Tom reminds her. "I'm going to go drink some caffeine so I totally feel my buzz. Talla, Gary and Aneal are filling condoms in the WCA. "I'm going to throw one right at Emmett." says Gary. Liza sitting on KT counter and Tom is between her legs hugging her. Gary and Talla come out of the WCA "Run Emmett Run!!" yells Tom. There is a water condom fight going on in the patio area.

10:48 PM BBT "HOH!HOH!HOH!" Chant the HGs encouraging Tom to take off his top and lay on the dining room table. "Talla! Talla!" They holler and bang on the table as she crawls along it giving him a 'lap dance' which mostly involves more of her riding technique and trying not to fall over. Liza stands at the head of the table and encourages Talla on. It's a wild night in the BBCA house! She ends her performance. "That was hot. A Hot mess but hot" says Liza. "Do you think my Mom saw that?" gasps Talla. "What do you think people are thinking?" one of the girls ask "It's a reality show, they have to know we're just having fun. They aren't watching if they don't like it." says Jillian. Gary tries to convince Emmett to take his short off and get up on the table. "Emmett! Emmett!" chant the house guests. Emmett is not going for it and the others stop their chanting. Gary notices Emmett was very uncomfortable. "I'm sorry man, I was just having some fun." he says quietly. Emmett and he shake hands to show no hard feelings or weirdness. [Winter seasons are much more risque than summer ones, bikinis or not! LOL - ZuZu]

10:32 PM BBT Peter still cleaning. He gets called to the DR. Talla is giving Aneal a lap dance. She's more riding him than dancing. Vigorously. The rowdy table asks Aneal if it did anything for him. He smiles, glances at Talla and shakes his head no. Jillian laughingly tells Talla that her grandmother and her future children will see this. 10:39 PM BBT Alec and Topaz doing a little smooching at the table. "Uh oh..." the table coos.

10:23 PM BBT The umm.... stories.... being shared just now would make a porn star blush. "Tossing Salad" is the current trending topic.

10:10 PM BBT They are having trouble lighting their cigarettes. Talla and Gary try to link arms to drink as a cheers. AJ bursts out laughing at how odd it looks. Talla is far too short to make that work with Gary, they manage to get it done though. Talla is 'thinking about him' and Gary is like, "I am thinking about them" "He's going to be thinking I am gone off doing something else." Talla responds cryptically. AJ is trying to decode what they are saying. "So you have a Boyfriend?" "I don't have a boyfriend. I have myself." Talla responds "SO you have a boyfriend. You have someone." AJ persists. "I didn't say that." Talla says. "I'll tell you something, there is someone for AJ too." AJ shares. Only it's just somebody he just met in Cuba right before this. "Are you going to have intercourse with her?" asks Talla. 10:17 PM BBT Peter cleaning the KT. "Big Brother you should give them booze more often. They get loose and they get stupid and I can work with stupid all day."

9:59 PM BBT Liza and Andrew talking in the SR. "No worries, it's all good. You task master!" She's saying to him. He apologies for something and says that it is his Dad's birthday. There are pizza boxes on the KT table and the HGs have beer. Peter, Alec and Liza are cleaning up. 10:02 PM BBT Liza and Talla are in the SR now. She is taking the recycling to the SR and looking at putting away the items in there. There are 6 litre beers on the counter in the SR and the HGs appear a little 'happier' than earlier today. 10:05 PM BBT There are beers and everyone is 'cheersing' at the dining room table. Talla goes to do a dance and Alec tells her to back up 6 feet from the table. Gary wandered past the camera with a champagne glass filled with beer and made a chesire cat like smile. Talla and Gary went outside for a cigarette.

9:29 PM BBT Still nothing, good thing you are watching the show!

9:07 PM Like clockwork... HOTH

10:47 AM BT The patio crew; Talla, AJ, Peter, Andrew and Aneal are joined by Jillian and Emmett. Jillian can't get the slop out from under her nails and the others can smell the slop on her. Everyone talking in small groups in a large group setting. Nothing anyone is saying is worth reporting at this time - Vegas trips, trivia about nothing etc. Just a good vibe Sunday morning. Alec in the KT with Topaz who is saying she is going to try to nap. He pours himself a coffee. This is the third pot of coffee I have observed this morning.

10:35 AM BBT Jillian about to clean out the slop container in the KT. Emmett is with her and helping. She is worried that they didn't get new slop because they haven't cleaned out the old slop buckets. She cleaned them out the other day as well. "You can't put this down the sink, there's too much in it. I wish I could use a spatula." Emmett is clearing out the sink for her. Alec comes into the KT and suggests that she just rinse it and throw it in the sink. "You can't do that. You have to do it like this." Jillian says "Well that's the new plan because it worked fine last time." Alec says. "I like spatula-ing stuff. I think I'll make something today. Slop banana bread or something." They open a new bucket of fresh slop. "Ummmm, fresh slop."

10:17 AM BBT AJ and Andrew have know moved on to discuss the discovery of Newfoundland. "It's like the explorers showed up and couldn't think of anything else. Look at this new land we found!" AJ says "Wouldn't there have been other people there already?" "There were, the Aboriginees." Peter says "Are you sure that's a word?' Aj asks "Yes, they use it in Australian. That's a continent founded on criminals" Andrew answers and the conversation drifts to Australia's Commonwealth development and how the three of them are going to travel there when they are done in this house. {It's not a word - ZuZu} 10:25 AM BBT Gary not glittering as he sleeps in the hammock. AJ outside for a smoke. Camera 3 is out. Talla is up and eating a bowl of cereal on the patio with the Aneal and Alec. The alarm goes off over by the patio. The HGs discuss how the alarm goes off near you if you are sleeping. It's general chit chat as all the HGs patio hang.

10:08 AM BBT Andrew, Alec and AJ chatting in the KT. "I've been type cast as the stereotypical old, white guy on the show." Andrew says. "You look fantastic today, you only look 108 today versus your actual age of 196." AJ jokes. "Besides, you are the reanimated corpse of Johnny Knoxville." They all laugh and then check themselves. "Oh man, what if something happened to Johnny and we're in here making sick jokes." Alec wonders. Andrew telling them about a movie he was watching on an American cable station. [The USA has different censoring rules than Canada - ZuZu] The movie had Michael J Fox and James Wood. It was a very dramatic moment and then the sound cuts out and the voice dub gave a completely ridiculous saying to cover the 'bad words'. "Thanks for saving me from that." laughs Andrew. They go on to discuss how they cover up music lyrics and stuff too. and how amusing it is for us to watch.

10:03 AM BBT Peter, Jillian and Liza discuss who sleeps where in the house. Girls never sleep near the outside, Jillian observes. "Yes, they've done studies on that. You think we would sleep naturally the way our bodies face at home but that's not turning out to be so. This seems like some Jo-Bob breeding to me." says Peter. "We don't have to look pretty today do we?" Liza asks Peter gives them an observation about the editing for the show, "They probably make it look like Emmett and I have never had a conversation because we don't sit together too often when in reality we talk to each other all day.That's what they do for the show." Peter's stomach is still sore when he tries to eat.

9:39 AM BBT Tom and Alec having a chat in the HOH room. Tom discussing what Liza might do if she won HOH. They are discussing that she will put up Andrew and AJ.Talla will go to whomever has the power. Alec trusts Gary for now. He won't put Tom up, he's said so many times. Emmett has joined them. "So we just don't care which of our girls goes home first?" Alec asks. "I guess so man, if you guys want to send Liza home first that's okay with me. I've told her I will work with her as much as I can but I never promised her final 4 so if she goes home 5, 6 or 7 it doesn't matter. In fact, it makes it easier on camera for me." Tom laughs. They discuss how Aneal has agreed to come back up again if necessary, there are 6 of them that can win HOH and time will show who is loyal to who. Alec tells them that he told Topaz that he just hangs out with the guys but hasn't make any F3 or F4 promises. "It's going to get gamey but it doesn't have to get ugly" says Tom "Alright b&tches, see you later I'm going to make a slop shake." says Alec as he leaves. 9:53 AM BBT Meanwhile downstairs, Liza talks to Peter in the LR. "I see a guy who has no loyalty to anyone other than aligning himself to four other guys." she says to Peter [i missed who she was talking about] . "So what do you want me to do? Is me being out here ruining things for you?" Peter asks, "Do you want me to go in there to get info for you?"

9:26 AM BBT Andrew, Alec, AJ Peter, Tom are all hanging out in the LT having a Bro-tastic morning. "Ahh breakfast of Champions" says Andrew as he pours a coffee. They discuss movies and dates of things that have happened in movies and how weird it is that we are past those dates now. "Marty McFly went 25 years in the future and here we are, still no flying cars or voices that welcome us home." they joke. They are trying to figure out what it was that happened in 2012 that was a movie date. [The entire movie 2012 but it sounds like they are thinking of SkyNet (Terminator) going 'live" - ZuZu] 9:32 AM BBT Andrew is speculating that Canada voted on something last night and they will discover that there is a pool table or a hockey table or that they've replaced the grass with razor blades he doesn't know he's just speculating. Jillian wonders if they will get self-tanner today. "Yeah look at you all pale and sh^t, you're disgusting" Andrew jokes. Throughout all of this the alarm has been going off. Topaz finally enters the KT. "Look at you all up this early." Jillian laughs. "I know, I'm up" Topaz says looking desperately for coffee,

9:03 AM BBT Liza gets out of the HOH bed, looking for her bra. Finds it and heads to WC. The lights come on and we see Anea in the WCA brushing his teeth and some unhappy sleepers moving around in the HNR. There isn't a sound to be heard.

10:54 AM BBT Gary and Topaz hold hands. "By the power invested in me by Big Brother I now pronounce us man and wife. Secret Wedding." he says. They kiss hands. "That felt so weird." Gary laughs "Hey Mom, look what I brought home. Oh she'd be thrilled." they laugh. Gary's sister will love her. "There will be no sex, just lots of making out." Topaz says about Alec.

10:49 AM BBT Gary and Topaz discuss working with Liza. Topaz says that the group told Talla late yesterday that Danielle was going home. "So now I have to worry if I can trust her too?" Gary says "Everyone knew about Danielle except Danielle. You two (Talla and Gary) were just the last two to find out." Topaz tells him. "So everyone else is in the mix. Doesn't she get it?" Gary notices. "What shall we call it?" Topaz asks about the alliance they are forming between them. "It has to be great and we have to make it to the end. You're the creative one." She suddenly realizes that Andrew and Jillian are kind of close. "We're married into this alliance." she laughs "Married. Secret marriage. Marriage Counselling. Late night love?" Gary says.

10:35 AM It appears the feeds were down during Danielle's farewell Twitter interview on Big Brother Canada. 10:36 AM HGs back and Talla, Andrew and AJ talking CFL (that's Canadian Football League) with the guys teaching Talla how to be a sports announcer. It's painful... "Suck it to me!" she yells instead of "Sock it to 'em" causing the guys to erupt in laughter. 10:42 AM BBT Talla lets out a really high pitched scream as the guys say she's not ready for TSN like Peter was. "Start low and work your way up." Admonishes Andrew. 10:44 AM BBT Topaz and Gary talking on the hammock. "He's going to put me and Aneal up. Again." says Gary. "It's crazy that we don't know who to trust." Topaz says "I only trust you." says Gary "I want to get rid of some of the f-ing guys. They are just running the show." Topaz sighs "You're just figuring this out now?" asks Gary "A strong guy has to go this week but it's not going to happen."

10:14 AM BBT FOTH It's been just general chat about cleaning, eating, etc.

9:57 AM BBT Talla, Jillian, Peter, Alec, Aneal and Andrew talking about slop and the importance of protein shakes to maintain strength for competitions. 10:00 AM FOTH 10:01 AM BBT Talla wants to know how Peter is surviving. Andrew jokes that it's like he is in a COMA. He's got slop brain. He can't even speak their language now. Peter laughs and says it's just like that. They now discuss how 12 eggs have been eaten in one day. One of the workout guys keeps using all the whites and tossing the yolks. The girls would like them to keep the yolks in the fridge for later use. They have been told to clean the house today, scrub the bathrooms and all the mirrors.

9:44 AM BBT Alec talking with Tom. They discuss if it's a double eviction and if Danielle will come back. "Do you think she'll be back?" Alec asks "Do you think she'll be angry?" Asks Tom "Angry at me probably because I was close to her. After she left we all talked about how she's a nice girl and will probably do well in life but I don't know, I think she has some growing up to do first." says Alec. "Absolutely, she needs to learn that hanging out is not all about cursing and being negative all the time. She's got time to grow up." He discusses his age, that he's a little older than the rest of them, as he heads back up to HOH to snuggle with Liza. 9:50 AM Suzette on patio tells AJ that she doesn't want people thinking she'd want to go on slop to lose weight because she's big.

9:27 AM BBT Talla talking with Topaz, Alec, Peter and Andrew. They observe that she knows more about the game than ppl think. 9:30 AM BBT Discussion has turned to who has to use the bathroom and for which "number" 9:33 AM Talla in the KT mirrors looking at herself. She's lost some weight. She dances around. She's withering away. 9:35 AM BBT Aj outside talking to himself outside as he smokes a cigarette. "I'll go on slop with you dude. Yes, I'll do it. Sometimes her and I we clash here and there we have our goods and our bads." It sounds like he is practicing what he will say to Tom to avoid being put up on the block. 9:39 AM BBT "Sorry Kids, if you're watching!" he yells out as he continues to mutter to himself. He heads inside. The patio crew Suzette, Topaz and AJ talk about the importance of going outside in the 'real air' even if you aren't a smoker. You need fresh air and can't stay inside all day. They now discuss the show clips they saw last night.

8:59 AM BBT Tom making perogies for breakfast while Emmett and Jillian ponder whether or not that it wise. It's grocery day. 9:07 AM In keeping with the theme of my update 'shifts' it's FOTH Not everyone was up in the KT so this could be the wake up call.