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9:46 AM BBT Mike mentions that Ian is pissing everyone off there. Frank says Janelle has mentioned the whole trading thing and she asked who he'd want to be with. He told her "You Janelle, you remind me of my Momma." This cracks Mike up! Mike then says, "I think we did good work this morning, good bonding with Joe and Shane."

9:40 AM Shane laying back down. He couldn't play POV today. He and Ashley comparing injuries. Mike takes shirt off in his room then heads a back outside to sun. Frank and Mike are talking. Frank says that Janelle still feels like a bit of a fool from 6 years ago. "Because of how I clowned everybody?" "Yeah, yeah" says Frank. Mike thinks Frank should continue playing along with her about clowning Mike this year. Janelle told Frank that Dan is throwing Frank under the bus. "Oh we can use this to keep on top." says Mike. Frank puts out that they could put up Danielle or Willie. Mike likes that Frank has been working the "I don't work for Mike, it's bad for me, I'm distancing myself" angle. "Don't overdo it or overplay it or whatever" Mike suggests. "Say you're a freee agent or whatever, they might even invite you up to some of the meetings heh heh heh"

"It seems like we're always doing towels but then there's never any Fing towels" says Frank. The men are now discussing the best way to hang their own towels to dry so everyone else in on their own. Mike notes that they got here a week ago today. Joe wishes there was more competitions or something to do. Mike cannot figure out why Danielle was picked. She was the fourth pick overall one of the guys says. What would her role be? (This gets us WBRB) 9:31 AM BBT Mike outlining all the reasons Danielle works in the medical field. "She's not a Doctor, I know that, maybe she's a nurse or a Nutritionist or something. A Kindergarten teacher to me, seems like just such a story. " In other news....Ashely is in the SR.

9:10 AM BBT Talk turns to Matty of BB9 and how he's now in jail. We get WBRB. They come back and Mike is telling us about why his restaurant failed. He says it's hard to get things going outside of LA. IN LA you have a huge workforce, actors trying to get their break, Mexicans. "You don't understand about Mexicans, they'll work a lot because they have to send their money back to Mexico." he tells us adding to his repertoire of racial profiling. WBRB Now Mike is telling us all about why he doesn't want to open shop in Dubai, Istanbul etc himself because he doesn't want to end up beheaded on the internet thank you very much. There he has someone else starting the stuff for him. He says "Over there in RIAD...these guys come over like the KKK in all white robes and guess what they are the religious police. Men and unmarried women can't eat on the same floor, there's no dating over there." The conversation has switched to how lazy Danielle is. "Do you want us to bring Jodi back to be your Momma?" Joe quips. She keeps leaving food around which is why the ants are back.

9:06 AM BBT Joe tried to talk to Kara last night and she pissed him off. "I can't talk about this!" she said to him and left. Boogie goes inside but Joe stops him. "I just want to clear the air because I hear you want me on the block B - I want anyone but Frank on the block J - What's the motivation B - it's straight out game I thought you were a good chef, a good game I through a few names out there and there were some names I couldn't put out there....I don't have a motivation to get Joe out, I have a motivation to keep Frank in. The good thing about being a coach is that I don't have to be sneaky I can be straight up. I have some viable options, I have to play them.... I'm going to make a case to you on why it behooves you as an individual to play a certain way/....If you're going to extrapolate that I'm trying to get you out, that's not true. I heard you guys talking earlier where it was half the house against the other , those days are passe it doesn't work anymore. I think everyone needs to play and keeping him (Frank) in the game as a target is a good thing. ...... It's not getting you out it's keeping Frank in, does that bother you? J - Well no, I just want to hear it directly from you. I don't want to hear it from some third person. I want to hear why, it's a smart move. B - There's not a lot of enemies, not anyone has snapped, not anyone is being an asshole. J - I think someone is close B- Oh yes someone is close - it's not going to be Shane it's more likely to Willie. Now they are discussing JoJo and how she couldn't be any more "Staten Island". "She took a wrong turn at the Jersey Shore and ended up in LA" says Boogie. All over whether it's called sauce or gravy. JoJo bashing - has she ever been to Italy? They talk about bringing up Sopranos and Jersey Shore just to irritate her because it's a stereotype.

9:04 AM BBT Joe says "You know that's why they gave us the psychological tests right - so they know how to push our buttons. They know who's in debt, who will get upset about what. That's why they are producers and we are not."

8:53 AM BBT Frank talking to himself in blue room. "HI Momma and anyone watching me at home. I know someone's watching me back home. Be seeing ya." He smiles at the camera. (He had just been fluffing his hair because it was too flat). He walks outside singing, "I like my coffee black and my water cold" with a little shuffle dance. Outside the patio sitters talk about what could happen with the mentors coming up. Joe thinks they'll have a trade. He thinks they'll get that as a power. Shane points out that while the coaches fate is tied to them, their fate is not tied to the coaches. Frank tells everyone that he's trying to alienate himself to be his own player. He doesn't want to back stab anyone but he has to be his own player. Joe asks a straight up question: Rumour has it that Mike is trying to get me up on hte block. Frank replies that it is because he has a better chance of winning against Kara. [it's hard to hear anything there are planes from Burbank and a lot of whispering going on] Joe is a mans man and he knows that eventually he's going to be put up he just wants to know the thoughts and reasoning behind it. He got it from a good source so he just wanted to know why. Frank keeps talking about "he". He is making there be a bigger target on Franks back. Shane says no one wants to be a target. How do you do it, talk to be people or whatever?

8:48 AM BBT Boogie asking Shane about the point of diminishing return for working out. Doing different muscles at different times. Shane says the timing is generally 24-48 hours to repair the muscles that were worked out but if you need repair on a muscle - say you did 8-12 reps on it, you need to let it rest that much. He recommends 5-8 reps if you're going to work a muscle each day.

8:43 AM BBT Joe and the others discuss fast food. Frank asks Joe if Popeye's is illegal in Kentucky. They all laugh. Joe likes KFC coleslaw better. He brought a Blue Chef's coat to wear for a special occasion. Ashley comments that he has to win HOH because he asked for special spices in his basket and she can't wait to try out what he'll cook. They are back on Shane's injury - obviously muscle damage not sciatica, according to Shane anyways. We learn he has health insurance.

8:30 AM BBT Frank admits to the HGs outside that he snuck a couple of scoops of decaf into the first pot of coffee for the day - he didn't want to be wired. Ashley says that decaf has coffee in it. Joe tells them that when the coffee bean is green it is bleached to get the caffeine out, in real bleach. Frank tells up about the "My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding" episode where one of the ladies said that household bleach was good for cleaning but also for bleaching your teeth. "Her teeth were this blue white colour" laughs Frank. "Use baking soda if you're going to be natural" Ashley says, "I don't even know if baking soda is natural." The talk now turns to salt water pools and how much better they are, whether dogs love pools or not, how blond's hair goes green in the chlorine etc. Frank tells us about an English Bull Dog puppy they had that drowned in their pool. He was very sad. Boogie is working out with free weights in the yard.

8:03 AM BBT Boogie and Jenn up now as well in KT. Boogie heads into blue room (make up/getting ready area) to adjust mic and smirk into the mirror as he waits for the WC. Jenn comes out wearing her sunglasses and a hat "Shout to Brooklyn!" she tells us and heads into the KT. "Only you." says JJ when she sees her get up. Jenn heads back into room, takes off glasses and heads back to bed. Shane and JoJo whispering can't hear them something about rolling your back on it. 8:08 AM BBT They are on IDL and JoJo tells Boogie not to talk about the yard, it will make her want a cigarette. She loves the idea of going outside in the yard in the morning and how pretty it will be. Boogie makes coffee. [i'll be back later this afternoon! Missed you all!]

8:01 AM BBT Shane surmises that the POV comp will be played early and that they won't get outside much today. He and JoJo talk about how he just has to win the comp and what the challenge might be - perhaps the pinjatas etc. JoJo is hosting the POV.

7:53 AM BBT "This sucks, I feel like I'm fricking 50." Shane says as he hobbles along. JoJo painting her nails at the Kitchen counter. General chatter about how they didn't sleep well, who stayed up late (Britney and Wil). Some story Boogie (?) told was gross and caused JoJo to look at him totally different. "It's like he's a fake - just smile to his face" "It's part of the game" says Shane. [Danielle must mean "she who whispers" in some language or another]

7:49 AM BBT JoJo doing dishes after her Frosted Flakes. She lets us know that she gets about 3 hours of sleep a night and that's it. Willie comes down the stairs and is talking to her. He can't get any sleep but it doesn't matter because "I can't do anything right anyways." He's now in SR with Shane. General morning chat.

7:35 AM BBT JoJo up brushing teeth. (Sorry still learning to tell some of them apart!) Everyone else...ZZZZZ

7:28 AM BBT "Somebody in America just got pissed on" laughs Willie He asks Ashely how her back is, she says it's better and rubs her butt. Willie has to compete today he says as he snuggles back in. (He's climbed back in bed in the HOH). We can now see Jenn sleeping still as well.

7:20 AM BBT Willie up and in SR. One of the blondes (I think it's Ashley) is rubbing ointment on her behind and back. Ian asleep in his cocoon. Janelle and Britney snug as bugs together with Wil all cozied up. (I don't think there's been a wake up call yet)

Hello Everyone! I can't stay away from Morty's during Big Brother season, it just wouldn't feel like summer. Looking forward to another year where I try not to stick my foot in my mouth too many times and updating when I'm online and watching the feeds. I'm one of those Facebook people, although I don't farm or do anything with bubbles and haven't managed to finish a single game of words with friends. It's just easier to get all my info from one place - work and fun. Morty's does mean summer to me so you'll never get rid of me completely. Seeing all of your names makes me smile.

He was thinking (and this isn't verbatim but close enough) that "I'll go out all mad and come back to a handsomified HOH and get rid of Rachel for you." He honestly bought into Dani's theory that he will go out and automatically come back as HOH. All I can do is shake my head. And hope against hope that it's a tie and Kalia keeps Lawon.

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Double Whew. My dream team of Adam/Lawon carries on for one more week!