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I feel like I have missed something very important

Eric and James in the kitchen talking about Jenny lying about how Micheal punched a wall. How did eric and James find out Jenny lied about it?

As strange as it is.. the more we hate a player, the reality is that player is more than likely playing a good game. It is very difficult for me personally to keep this in the right perspective that It Is A Game. Eric drives me crazy and Ivette needs a stun gun to shut her up, Howie needs a chill pill, and April is gonna have a nose Pinnochio will be proud of, but bottom line is, they will probably all go far because they are all playing THE GAME.

Sandra Bullock and Jesse James wed

SOLVANG, Calif. -- Actress Sandra Bullock married mechanic and reality TV star Jesse James at a ranch near Santa Barbara, according to reports.

Bullock, 40, and James, 35, exchanged vows Saturday in front of several hundred guests at the Folded Hills Ranch in Santa Ynez Valley's wine country.

Guests included actor William Shatner, actresses Jamie Lee Curtis and Regina King, and Metallica lead singer James Hetfield, according to "Entertainment Tonight" and Us Weekly magazine.

Many in Hollywood have been surprised at the pairing of the tattooed bad boy James and the on-screen good girl Bullock. They met in 2003.

It's the first marriage for "Miss Congeniality" star Bullock, who had been engaged to actor Tate Donovan. She recently played the wife of a district attorney in the film "Crash."

James, who previously married twice and has three children, appears on The Discovery Channel's "Monster Garage."

Petition to evict Eric

http://www.ipetitions.com/campaigns/evicteric/

Email addys to protest

aspproductions@aol.com

audsvcs@cbs.com

leslie.moonves@tvc.cbs.com

karin.failla@tvc.cbs.com

khfisher@cbs.com

jennifer.michales@tvc.cbs.com

kraftery@cbs.com

bstoller-feldman@cbs.com

pglassner@cbs.com

Of Course the producers will only listen to the jingle jangle in the wallets and that source is the sponsors:

K-Mart

Blockbuster

Cingular

Progressive Ins.

Taco Bell

Applebees

Crest

Clorox

Campbells

Old Country Buffet

BB Chatter posted the phone number :-)

Tell the producers, Allison Grodner and Arnold Shapiro, how you feel at:

(818) 655 6869 or email them at aspproductions@aol.com

Way To GO!!

Morty

(Saturday, July 16 09:02 PM)

By Liz Scott

PHILADELPHIA (Zap2it.com) "Big Brother "' is back, with the miniscule, yet disturbingly buff Eric at the helm as the Head of Household (HOH). What master plan is he hatching beneath his shiny cranium? Who will be up for elimination? Will he bench-press his secret partner, Maggie? Will cute little Jennifer try to use his personal bathroom without permission? Batten down the hatches, we're about to find out.

When we last saw the crew, they had somewhat ceremoniously cast bubble-headed strumpet Ashlea out into the cold, cold world of a Julie Chen interview. Her bereft secret partner Janelle was left in imminent danger of contracting conjunctivitis from the running mascara flowing into her eyes. Janelle rallied to try and capture the coveted HOH spot, coming in a close second behind the diminutive Eric. Close, but no private HOH suite, Janelle. Without your partner, your number may be up. Especially since the houseguests seem to have figured out the whole "secret partners" twist.

A new day dawns and Janelle is "out for revenge" and unappreciative of drunken frat boy tactics Howie uses as he desperately tries to grope her. Apparently, he's got some competition in the house in the form of Sensitive Sculptor Michael, who's the other resident "BB6" masher. Like most sexual harassers, Michael is offended that anyone would even think that his smooching on the ladies of the house is inappropriate and is appalled at being seen as a "perverted pig." Beau, not to be outshone, has apparently decided to get in on the action by groping a remarkably docile Kaysar, who takes his smothering and tugging with good humor.

The houseguests try to determine who, besides Ashlea, voted to evict Kaysar. It's James, but no one knows it but James and Eric. They're cooking up a plan to point the finger at Michael, evidently on Eric's hit-list for thinking that "Eric is afraid of Janelle." He should be -- the girl is four feet taller than him.

Eric is ready to party in the HOH room. The contestants enter and ooh and ahh like they've never seen it before. The producers have provided a basket for Eric with low-carb beer, energy drinks and a pic of the wife and kids, which causes Eric to weep instantly. Janelle is not buying the tears. Is it cold in here, or is it just Janelle? Maggie gets emotional and hugs her secret partner Eric, raising the suspicion of both Beau and James.

And now, it is "ghetto slide" time. Huh? Ivette rigs up a slip 'n' slide made from black garbage bags. It's gotta hurt when you're hurling your body onto Astroturf in the blazing Southern California sun. Beau declares it to be ghetto-fabulous, while Janelle turns up her nose. Aren't we high and mighty for a lingerie-wearing waitress?

But she doesn't just wear lingerie -- she also plays chess. She challenges the dudes in the house to games to ascertain their intelligence and strategy. You've gotta wonder if she does the same thing on dates.

Uh-oh, a political debate has broken out. James blames the Iraq war on Jimmy Carter, while Eric has a more rational approach. Kaysar, whose family is actually from Iraq, gets fed up and beats the hell out of Young Republican James. No, he decides to have a heart-to-heart with James and understanding and world peace is achieved.

Let's put that seriousness behind us with a good old fashioned Old West food challenge, shall we? Taking a cue from "Fear Factor," the "BB6" producers have come up with the idea of making the incarcer-ees eat gross stuff to earn the privilege of eating good stuff throughout the week. Iced clam sundaes, pepper-only pizza, sauerkraut cream pie and the like are served up by Eric. Basically, "Iron Chef" dishes that flopped. Delving into the costume trunk that evidently must exist, Eric dons a disheveled wig for the occasion, making him resemble a present-day Brett Michaels.

Much hurling commences, but the group has managed to secure groceries, including beer and wine. It's only a matter of time before they're all drunk off their asses. Some houseguests are feeling bad about blowing chunks and losing parts of the food challenge for the group, so Eric takes the opportunity to make a stirring "we win as a team, we lose as a team" speech. He then tries to press the "dictatorial dad" persona by warning the houseguests not to eat all the new food at once. Like unruly teenagers, the houseguests promptly ignore him and stuff their faces.

It's interview time in the HOH lair as Eric speaks to each houseguest individually, making a pact with most that he'll keep them safe this week if they do the same for him in the future. All except Michael and Janelle, who are, of course, on the chopping block.

Next episode: the sacred power of veto is up for grabs.

-- Liz Scott lives in Philadelphia. Her hobbies include listening to Prince, watching "Cops" and reading about celebrities.

If Eric does not get the boot, I can already smell the testostrone oozing from Eric's arm pits!

How tall is Eric anyway?

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Morty

Kaysar knew this was coming, and was upset before the fight, he may want to quit...

Eric knows exactly what it takes to be expelled. When he ran to the DR to demand that Michael be kicked out, he came back and explained why BB would not kick Micheal out and what the necessary critera was.

I wonder if we will get anything other than fish tonight.

Eric is like the Ever Ready Bunny..he just keeps going and going and going and going and ...........

Eric knew he was about to go after Michael becuase he told Kaysar, "With whats about to go down now.. You need to stay clear"

what sense does it make for eric to walk off the show, michael will prolly be gone next week anyways

I did not hear MichaeL say anything about Eric's family. Wasn't Eric incensed over what Ivette was telling him about the burping incident with her and Michael? She said I hope your mother enjoys it and he said I hope yours does too. She was repeating this to Eric...over and over.

I think just the physical threat of violence is enough to get you kicked out. Season 2, Krista and Jason were drunk and flirting, and he held a knife to her throat so he was kicked out . Scott season 4 was throwing chairs .. and he got kicked out ..

I think marching towards someone with the intention to kick their ass the way that cappy was .. is deffinately a physical threat of violence.

I think this has just backfired on Ivette. She has continously pushed Eric's buttons from day one, especially hard tonight. Her intentions were to make sure Michael was gone and to plant seeds for Kaysar and Janelle'e demise next. I dont think she planned on Eric's demise!

Did Michael say anything to Eric about his family? Granted he's been doing ALOT of @@@t talking behind his back...I thought his intentions on going outside were to apologize to ivette.

That was the intention. He told Janelle he would apologize after Kaysar scolded him and Janelle.

Clearly Eric was being restrained. Does that count as physical contact?

HGs have been expelled for less.

I didnt hear anything about "go to the DR now"