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I'm deeply and gravely wounded * woe *
Boo Hoo...!! I think I'm supposed to suck moo-ass and u know how well I do that.. HA!
I want to be both dammit! Call me greedy greedy greedy. * touches you *
I soooo had u pegged for a box beater. Perve.
boc boc boc
Wanna plate full-o pumpkin pancakes?
Ah, but think back to all you've eaten BEFORE! * cackles happily *
scrapes it up for future use in birthday thread...
Flies in, poops on rug. Takes full credit.
{{ SQUISH }}
ATTA GIRL! Now, come to me so i can thank u. * large fangy smile *
I've been known to bite fingers and toes off. Just saying...
Tackles u and licks your eyeballs. See how nice I am? lick slobber lick slobber
Tap... Tap... pees on your foot... runs.
??? --> Me
Lies, all lies! I would never!
You want spots too?
Mine's gaining my creative gene. hehehe
Do u SEE bandaids on my child? Nooooo!! Does he boss bigger children around? Nooooo! Does he hafto unlock the dungeon door for me? I think not. I win!!
boing boing boing
Looks at scuba sitting. Walks over and sits on her head like a stool.
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FOREPLAY!!!! Woo Hooooo!
TOUCHTOUCHTOUCHTOUCHTOUCHTOUCHTOUCHTOUCHTOUCHTOUCHTOUCHTOUCHTOUCHTOUCHTOUCH
Leaves some anatomically correct blowup dolls in scuba's room doing naughty STUFF.
Yes pokey, especially when her mean mommy pushes her down on the asphalt & skins her wittle knees.