WickedOne

want the pointed straight hats or slightly bent?

I'm assuming you don't spoon ur hubby.

When's the last time YOU poked someones eyes out hmmm? snickers

nu uh. LOOK!

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Magic keeps mine perfect n perky. And nope, I'm not gonna do yours.

You can go all Madonna-ish and give them the pointy pyramid look.

Skyscraper boobies. i admire that.

Hello.....!! Duct tape! In your case, Industrial Strength.

Never too late yanno? Fluff them Hooters and off ya go!

Hooters waitress?

Becoming a nun? You could be a slutty nun.

So the stuff I wrote about you in all the bathrooms can stay?

floozy

Matters not. I cannot die. Any questions?

Whatever. But don't expect them to wear their pointy lil shoes or bring their big candy canes.

You have group rates?

I could send you a hoard of horny midgets. They're pretty riled up at days end after their elf gigs.

Speaking of a cheap buck. Howz your 2nd job as a hooker coming along?

Well I'd QUIT a job like that!

Howz bout links? My personal fav's! www.bigNspikey.com or www.whipsRus.com

I could send you samples.

www.doItyerselfToys.com

Not MY fault S's idea of foreplay is watching you vacuum and giving you the thumbs up! * cackles *

Foreplay??

Throwing water on me won't work so back off Curly - Q.