April

April & beau asking Kaysar his type. Kaysar says Janelle is beautiful, and sometimes her personality is and sometimes it isnt. K:I ask her about her family. B: you know about her family?? K: I Know her dads name is kevin?? K: sarahs cute too. A: will you marry outside your religion?? K: I wanna make it easier on my family. A: are there a lot of pretty muslim girls?? B: are girls allowed to shave their cooch?? K: first of all..they are. and second of all.. i dont wanna answer that. B: so are they allowed to?! K: you're supposed to keep clean! B: can they wear makeup?? K: yeah...not like a hooker!! B: like bikini waxes? K: I'm sure it's fine. B: ok..some have potential. A: they can shave their legs..of course. K agrees. K: I hear women from texas arent allowed to shave their armpits. A: we're all so fiesty. A: kaysar came in here quiet and reserved and now hes like 'seriously, im not answering that' K: I'm gonna backhand someone. this is the backhand area. B: you're gonna have a muslim website. K: I dont want a muslim website. A: you're hot though. K: come on guys, don't sugar me up. A: I'm smoking one then going to bed. A: all i know is I'm not going to hold any gruges for anyone because this is a weird situation, once we get out. unless someone calls me a slut K: crap..Big brother!!! take off that thing about me calling april a slut!! A: he isn't goin to be a muslim when he gets out of here

M: I want a shake.. lets go inside. K: what you want me t follow you around?! Michael stood up and Kaysar flipped off the hammock. kaysar jokingly claimed a fractured wrist.."I obiovusly can't give you wrist BECAUSE IT'S BROKEN" ((LOL it was so funny))

M: we can't let these people get to us. all this behavior is out of weakness. we jsut need to say level headed and they will stay close to us. K: if someone curses at me and i curse back they think it's funny. M: I have no interest in any of the girls here anymore. now im like eh. throw em out. K: you're just upset because you hugged em and they think it's sexual harassment and howie fondled them and they think that's not. K: the only chick i attract is beau. M: beau beau beau, you sweet little ho ((they are cracking me up in the hammock)) M: they will find us out sooner or later I think. we'll have to wait and see. K: I think im just gonna ignore everyone. M: watch out theres a sexual predator in here! and his head is miguel sanchez...*goes into description* ((it's actually pretty funny)). F** howie cant stop talking about molesting girls in here. K: and some of the guys too. K: you think they will give us real grass if we win the luxury comp?? ((wow...who knew michael and kaysar had this much of a sense of humor!!)) M: i'm losin it. K: you act like this when we aren't here. K: imagine if you hang out with someone...say a couple hrs a day every day, 2 per day, thats 14 hours. so say we sleep for 6 hours. that's 18 hours. so lets just to make it easy M: when this is all over I'm gonna need a break from you for some time.. *they laugh* K: 18 hrs you are hanging out..every day..we do that in 1 day. we've done the = to hanging out with them for about 180 hours. K: that's 10 weeks of every single day M: ya but a lot less annoying M: theres some weird fuckin people in this house. M: we jsut just adopt the howie technique and annoy them so much K: you're doing that already. M: I'm looking for a sexual harassment suit for doing this to a girls neck *does demo* K: why did eric run to the diary room like he had a big concern. M: maybe hes gay and needed a fix. K: imagine how happy beau would be. M: I wonder who eric knows. what if they all know about us, and they all know each other. and they all know us. and we're being suckered into this and all the american public is laughing at us. *pause* M: that would suck. M: what if big brother made the 2 of us made like complete morons. K: it's a risk we had to take. m: they wont make us look like assholes would they? K: we're not the twist. M: we're not supposed to talk about this K: every person in here, lets presume, has a pair. M: jen and april dont know each other. pretty sure. she cried to me today. M: lets win em all and nominate everyone. M: lets nominate ivette and eric. we take 2 people out with loud mouths. that would be smart. K: erics being so nice to me. M: I do't dislike eric, we could be friends. but strategically, its smart. they are the loudmouths. K: he doesnt bother me. he isn't being a straight shooter. m: it's shady. and fish. and back to silence. K: this hoh is HUGE. you, me or howie. M: howie.. i think he's...i think he's..kinda...you sohuld chat with him. K: I have! here comes april. don't make it obvious.

Kaysar and Michael on hammock. K: I'm just gonna stay out of everything M: keep your eyes and ears open but dont think too much. last night you looked like you never slept because you were thinking too much K: pretty much M: everyone here is a wannabe supermodel. M: f*** em dude let em talk. i haven't done anything wrong. let them talk. when we get hoh they will be so ass kissing. we aren't playing I wanna lick your balls, we're playing a game..if you wanna play go lick your balls.. *trails off* they go on a tangent over the bugs and movies.

Janelle said she had her period in the panties Howie licked and smelled.

I turn on the feeds and ALL I hear is LAUGHING. Doesn't appear to be an unhappy soul in the whole place. SOOO LOUD and LAUGHS all around..omg...

Eric thinks it's a great idea thats james votes for kaysar so they [james and eric] can play it off other people and say "who the hell voted for kaysar?!" and pin it on howie. ((I wish I could tell if Eric was being serious or not)) he reiterates he thinks its a great idea and wont say anything, and if he does, james will know he said something because eric will be the only one he tells.

Kaysar & Beau on living room couches (all 4 feeds) K: do you think we'll have a luxury contest anytime soon? Beau: I don't know what we would be wining..except for like the gym. then Beau adds : who knows. B: i think we have hoh comp. tomorrow. they won't give rachel 2wks of hoh. K: it's going to be tough B: I know. B: everything in this house is a puzzle. K: like what? B: everything connects. walls, pieces in bathroom..you know?? ((metaphor anyone?)) B: maybe i over analyze everything K: it's easy to do that. K: do you think theres another room B: yep. one of them: next to storage B: did yu have a gf before you left k: no b: have you ever? k: no. b: you're 24?? K: yep. maybe when i get out of here I'll be popular.

all 4 feeds on michel and howie playing fooseball. nothing to write home about.

They think they are on ourdoor lockdown because of the fish and the fish professionals are comming in. Now rachel, jennifer and james are talking about james nailbiting. he wishes the 'voice' would say 'james, stop that' everytime he bites his nails. eric is sound asleep in a chair between james and rachel.

Not much to let you all know about Howie explaining how hot Janelle is and how hot he himself is. Howie says he is great body, etc, but he gets rejected a lot. but Janelle gets sex 24/7. Howie is telling this to Rachel, James, Janelle, April and I think Sarah and Ash are nearby. nobody else is talking but howie and how if you're rich you get some and explaning the differene between males and females. the food chains ie: top of the 'food chain' is a hot, rich guy.

Jen to April: i dont see how opinionated people are in this house..you jsut don't do that. April to Jennifer: the 2nd and 3rd week are going to be critical then ash joins and they stop talking game. Howie: you are very perspective. Janelle: I keep acting dumb as hell Howie: you fooled me Jan: Ivette thinks im dumb. just keep saying janelles an idiot. I'll be your secret. talk goes into howie wanting to lick food off of janelle. janelle hits him with a pillow. he continues anyways. Janelle gets yelled to put on her mic. Howie keeps talking about her boobies. "you're the dumb blonde with big boobies" J: howe did you watch last season (PLANE) H: hold on i can't hear you H: is aw a few ep's. J: you know how they had twins right.it was kinda weird. people were suspicious there were twins..do you know why?? J: Diane was also a twin and so was drew. so they were suspiciosu there was a twin they ALWAYS put someone in to NAIL them. thats why they put me and james in the game..because we can nail them. lock down outside 4:20 EST

Eric says to michael: I'm still blown away by what James said to you last night ((what did James say!?))

Janelle:we are going to tell everyone about ivette & beau. Janelle: everyone already said your going. Ash: i should say what I want, im not going quietly. i f i see it 1 more time im going to be like 'listen.' Janelle: you do what you want but im gonna be the 1 who is. (can't hear). if you do it its gonna look like we're together. Ash: dont worry about it. Janelle: if kaysar is going around saying that it might look like he wants himself off the block. they want you off for a reason. A: why J: ivette and beau might suspect we know each other. it makes a big difference w/ that florida thing. thats gonna be my biggest thing is telling rachel that ashlea tried to start an alliance when she was on the block. dont you think it's best to lay low? A: lay low? tognights my last night. J: you dont know that A: i hope it is. A: if im going home im going home dont waste my time, dont drag it out. im not gonna sit here and listen to people talk crap about me. I like maggie and april. E & K in bathroom E: your in a game..how can u base a judgement on no fact what soever E: lsiten kaysar, every stake comes out of the grass guarenteed. E: just because 2 people are from same part of FL ...cant hear..ahh E: if thats the truth who cares, if they stay away from you until you get to 4 or 5 can't hear eric and kaysar..except kaysar is mostly listening and erics talking

James and Kaysar playing chess. they are whispering very very low and all noise from downstairs is traveling up, hopefully someone caught more of their convo then I did. James seems stressed and confused with this new info (whatever it was)

[Can't tell what Howie is thinking.] Janelle says to put up eric and beau if howie wins hoh. [it's hard to follow because nobody know where howies head is at for real.] Janelle tells howie that if eric wins, her [janelle] and howie will go up. howie responds with you really think so??? howie says if he wins hoh he will need to pick people from the other surfboard off. janelle agrees but says not kaysar. and fish

Michael and Beau talking... Michael getting very philisophical and "melancholy" as Beau puts it. Beau asks him his thoughts, he counters this by "a wise man once said a penny for your thoughts." everything is acounteracted with a quote. Michael says he feels closest with Beau because of their traveling backgrounds, Michael wants to be the best person he can be and hopes god will help. Beau says not everyone was brought up like the two of them, and we get fish

Beau asking James about his teaching...he SOUNDS like he knows what he is talking about, going into good details. James thinks he is a 'fair teacher' haha. now they are off that subject.

Janelle: who is in the long chair? Ash: James Janele: Eric is annoying...but James would NEVER let eric say antyhing bad about us. or ivette for that matter. Ash: I think james would tell us what people were saying earlier. Janelle: he wont tell. Janelle: he is an observer not a gossiper. Ash: what do you think april will do? Janelle: what anyone tells her. Janelle: I dont think James likes eric Janelle: eric will not win this game. Ash: Thank god. Janelle: I wanna win so i can see him go down. Jan: If I win hoh I'd put Ivette and Eric up. Jan: Eric would put up me and howie...guarenteed. Jan: Eric cant STAND howie..erics PISSED at howie...everyone loves howie. Jan: Beau is being flaming gay for attention Ash: deffinately. Ash: i'd be happy if eric and ivette were gone. Jan: i'm sure they think the same of us. ash: we're too cute anyways. janelle: obviously thats why you were put up. janelle; they will put me up is because they see potential between me having howie and other guys on my side. it'll be guys vs. old people thing. .ash laughs. kaysar joins them...then leaves Janelle: hes the only guy i like beside how in this house Jan: jennifer is looking for a hookup obviously.

yeah, I was going to say the same thing Michael seem unusually quiet and down tonight. he is very very distant and almost sad looking...

At first it was Kaysar, Beau, Sarah, James and Ashlea dressing up. Sarah said to April 'dress up with us'. April was reluctant and said 'nobody is..rachel isnt..cappy isnt..well lets go ask rachel, we don't wanna leave her out.' Now as far as I know everyone is dressing up.

April is worried over her & someone else in their alliance getting put up. Michael strolls up and they ask him to sit with them. He declines. Maggie doesn't think miachel will do it anymore. they are chatting over their disrespect becvause April is married, and maggie has a boyfriend. Ivette is loudly expressing her opinion and dominating convo. They are saying Howie can push it but isn't as bad as Michael. Ivette telling maggie and april she likes cappy but he is a married man and would never do that. April saying she is married & happy. talking about a fhg and how flirty she is. who is she?! ivette: they are going to show her in a bed at night with him. maggie: you dig your own grave (say it again mags!) ~ Switchs to Eric & Rachel in kitchen. Eric saying 'no, he's harmless' then howie comes around the corner. howie to rachel: rach if you were a couple years younger (then he laughs evily) eric: if you were gay you would do beau. Howie: probably. ~ back to maggie/ivette/april they are still bitching about mike, and now swapping howie stories.

He = Michael. April is chatting with Ivette & Maggie continuing to be worried.

I don't know who April & Eric are talking about. Eric has reassured April about 10 times that shes fine and "he' won't win it and not to worry. I don't know who "he" is. Eric says he KNOWS Janelle is 'gunning for him, and he can't take that risk'. April is very worried "he" will put her up. Eric says "no, you have Rachel, Me, Maggie, James, Sarah...."

James is digging himself deeper. He just made a general assumption that nobody wanted to get to know kaysar, they jsut wanted to know his religion. everyone had an outbreak of "NOOO..." etc.