ImStillToni

❤️ I still owe you a dolla, kid #NYC #BX #familia https://t.co/j5rCrci8Gh

i cannot believe i'm going to my 20th HS reunion tomorrow. YUP i'm that old #blackdontcrack

I feel so silly being excited for my date tonight like I'm 17.

@TEB2350 someone new from tinder lol but cleolus winked at me

Still haven't gotten vibrator batteries *sigh*

Went to the store for vibrator batteries. Came home with coffee, and Off candle, and a log of Cracker Barrel. FML. but this cheese is good

RT @rural_juror: I could listen to Bill Clinton speak all day. #DNC #DemsinPhilly

The moment when you forget your age so you sit there doing the math in your head JUST HAPPENED

Itook not being alone for granted. True I wasn't alone but always alone. Now that I'm truly alone u realize how much shit u didn't think of

for the record, I asked my father to put that shit in writing. I don't trust his ass one bit

staycation is over tomorrow :( if anything, this inspired me to GTFO and get my own place asap

@Newsy420 hey chocolate drop LOL DM me if u can possible build me a website. Miss ya!

Ever think of a really good tweet and by the time you get your phone out you forget it

I don't get why @DunkinDonuts doesn't get no one likes open tops on hot latte cups! Closed lips or plug it up pls #ialwaysspill

Dear #Anonymous: I am about to consolidate my student loans. Have to pay $600. Anything yall can do before next Monday is very appreciated❤️

it's been so long since I've been happy that I genuinely forgot what being happy feels like....it involves a lot of smiling tho. geezus

@DrBrittGalb

You know your an adult when you hear about Britain & the first thing you think of is your 401k

@EyanJ i can't stand you ass

I never watched sports with my ex other than football and baseball.

I'm really tired of these gay dudes thirst trapping on IG barely naked...all the time knowing they like

I've had less than 8 hours sleep in the last 72 hours, how the hell did we do this shit all… https://t.co/ovp3A52P9m