ImStillToni

in case anyone doubted it, I'm totally #teamkatya. All day. Every day. Doesn't matter the opponent. I'm down with #teamkatya.

Y'all just dropping the ball

Let's go one more time

Called my dad an Uncle Tom last night & he's still in his feelings about it so I just bought him some Taco Bell so he can STFU about it

i spend more time on groupon and yelp look for food deal than i do going to eat said food

I'm ready to sell my soul to the highest bidder if I could just fast forward to 7pm tomorrow &… https://t.co/gw6QOkMpMl

@TEB2350 me too! And he is not on social media

Why am I really going to the gym on a Saturday afternoon???

Drag queens AND bingo for charity??? YASSS hunty

I'm such a fucking lady

I'll take a knee next week

Man if this wasn't the longest 4 day work week!

It was all thirst traps before your new BAE came along, like we want to look at her. I don't know her & I didn't follow her, dude

of COURSE he tried to ask me for money

Watching Suicide Squad & this copy switched suddenly to Spanish subtitles & I'm sitting here like this https://t.co/Mb8PtuZuqZ

Got a Topshop skirt at Nordstroms Rack for $18! That's it lmao wanted to share is a bitch loves a sale

I hate when u know u should take your ass to bed yet the Internet is on fire & u can't stop laughing & keep dropping your phone on your face

apparently the old man thinks if you have EVER slept with a woman, you are a lesbian

Overheard today: I'm not wishing George to die. BUT IF HE DID DIE, you would get $500,000. Ma'am? Ma'am are you there?

Watching #theintern & very disturbed I went from wanting to screw Deniro to calling him Grandpa in less than 30 years

Make it stop

Good morning

So lit I think I'm taking a school picture right now

in the bed with a bottle of Malbec, a log of Cracker Barrell, every Adele cd, credit card, Kleenex, & https://t.co/AUcu5uQpsi #period

I don't know whether to hope we match so I can unmatch or pray he never, ever finds me