ScottishTXn

Not a one.

He oughta tie Maggie & Ivette together back tae back..hang 'Who's Next?' signs around their necks and dangle them over the BBpool until next week!Then everytime Eric walks by Kaysar...Kaysar should hum the theme to Jaws.

I'm willing tae bet she'll be most mortified that it showed her weight at 143 lbs......since she probably has been telling folks she's a barbie 113!

I'm guessing it excludes what people do tae themselves when they think no one's looking? :rofl

{{{{KILT FLASH}}}}

TMI!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:

And what has ol Eric said tae lil missy fibber about it?

I think I'll write and THANK CBS for putting Big Brother on the air for me tae enjoy.

THEN I'll sit down and complain about gas prices,my horses bad eye,two weeks of rain,my trucks broken speedometer and my sons main summer complaint"I'm bored mommmmm".

Then I'm going tae write CBS again and THANK them again for giving me Big Brother tae take my mind off my real complaints!

Jerry's too busy in the south gathering guests for his shows,Joan's too busy trying to get her upper lip to move....Dr.Phil did a self analysis & was last seen sitting in the corner sucking his thumb....

I KNOW(finger snap)........ :idea:

Let's get Jack Nicholson.......Here'sssssssssss Johnny!(ol Jack chops through the front door with his lil axe) :twisted:

Ummmmmmmm........as long as my live feed charges don't restart*smirk* 8)

Here be a thought.....Eric and Michael stay...Ivette goes.

Fine wi' me if both Mike AND Eric remain in the house.But,if someone's going tae throw blows...I hope the other snatches up either Ivette or April and uses them as a human shield! :twisted:

If Howie ever wins HOH I'm guessing his basket will include a tranny blow up doll. :roll:

Michael's apparently not afraid tae get silicone on him? 8)

[This isn't really something that the HG do .. but every year the live feed recappers, or the live feed message boards discuss how often someone washes their hands, picks their nose, etc .. for some reason it just drives me nuts.]

Okay...well Robert's picking his nose 24/7 did rather UGH me out....

But I sort of agree other's seem to live in glass houses and must have impeccable manners & hygiene that post here..Unless I see someone come out of the bathroom and directly hand a PB&J tae their buddy...I'll let it slide. :roll:

Ashlea....er....nice hair?

Beau.........willingness tae share his 'fashion sense'.

Eric..................dedicated his life to saving lives.

Howie.....um..........can be entertaining..............sometimes and better after I've had a cold beer.

Ivette............thinking....thinking......

James...........can at least hold a conversation beyond sex & pedicures.

Janelle.....sets a fine example as tae why you should remove your daughters Barbies from her room by age 16.Bless her heart.

Jennifer......gives some of us fun flashbacks tae highschool years with her ditzy wide-eyed cheerleader persona.

Maggie.........nurse says it all.

April......best tae say nothing at all.

Kaysar...........nice..nothing very annoying.

Michael.........eyecandy with an edge.

Rachael.....wirey and upbeat & could be Erics undoing.

Sarah.......um.......gee golly.......garsh........

8)

Might they consider a drippy old castle next time?Ghosties included! :shock:

{{SHIVER}}

There be LOTS of takes and retakes on BB with the HG's.

Poi is GOOD!

Hope they passed out Altoids & Lysol after they were done!(holds nose) :otay

Sarah's young and her personality is rather mousy.James will dominate a girl like her.We've all seen it before in life.Takes all kinds............

Bags under the eyes makes for bad TV.

Reads saltydogs msg...........whips kilt up over face and snarks intae it... :rofl

...realises exposure & whips kilt back down.....ACCIDENTAL KILT FLASH! :roll:

.......please tell me she washed her hands........ :shock:

9:26 AM BBT: Yvette said CBS said they're not running a porn site. If they are careful by not getting too comfortable or complacent about being naked the cameras will not pick it up. The cameras will usually change when they change and the shower camera will only be used if they are talking in there.

The bedroom door was locked....not the bathroom door.

Jenny who sits around with a dizty look on her face.She lends little if nothing tae the BBH.

Jenny's expression---------------> :shock:

Gumball machine = safe combo's inside?

And BEWARE of silk sheets.....don't ever run & jump intae a bed wi silk sheets...ye'll be finding yourself facedown on the floor on the otherside....er....so I've...um...heard. :shock: