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eric opened weightroom door, is still working out

grunting and making quite a bit of noise... weights slamming down...

e - walked out & walked back in (maybe to see if he woke up anyone)

continues on with his workout

eric awake and heading downstairs

eric now in weight room

getting the weight-system set up

and heeees off to do a workout....

everyone else is still sleeping

kaysar just walked in, popped down on bed...

says remember that song by ATB and starts humming ***fishes*** then talking about a rock station

the diary room... the diary room... please come to the diary room young master anikin...

kay - _ your staring at each other

jan - were not staring at each other

mike - involuntary burp laugh, then he goes into some star wars voice again. kaysar out of a 10 what would you give her if she wasn't in the room

kayser gives her a 7

jan thanx kayser i gave you a 91/2...

kayser - honestly if you toned it down and if you weren't to giggle...

jan - i'm not a flirt, im just very friendly, is that such a bad thing?

mike humming again, seems he doesn't know what to do if someone else is in the room with him and jan

mike imitating eric.... using a bunch of big words....

mike and jan in gold room, mike brought back something to eat

jan - there are only two night vision cameras in here

they are just looking at each other and giggling

knock at door

jan - no it's not

odd silences and giggles

mike eating & jan is laying on bed

talking about flying virgin airlines to london,

jan - i'll fly first class, u usually fly first class

mike - usually for business yeah

BB - April please go to the DR

mike - the whole life, like even outside of here it is the whole he said, she said bs, and ironically i've gottenmyself into it

jan - i hate it

mike - teah it just shows their calibur

mike - i could just lookat you for hours like that

something about feeling like this , I can't remember

jan - i know maybe cuz we hang out so much

jan, jen and e talking about tanning beds

jan - i go to tanning beds

e - those are so bad for you

jan - i know but i like it

then e asks jan if she uses astrengents.... *** okay????***

jen - the darker you are the better it is for you

jan - yeah my friend is light and had to get the sprayed on

jan - look at my belly

either rach or sarah - ok

jan - i want to work out tonight, ya know what i want?? a seven layer like lemon bar dessert. it has flour and lots and lots of sugar

*** then she goes into how to make it***

ivette and april in the spa

jan - i wonder if they would give me xanax as a luxury item, i didn't want to make a big deal of it but i need it

someone in the background says i need ambien

howie went inside to get some pasta,

howie - you want some (to kaysar)

kaysar - yeah get me some

kaysar remains sitting outside and tells them he will join them in a few minutes

eric - it is dwindling down

beau - yeah

e- they are gonna have more and more reasons

e - i will never forget what you did for me by grabbing my childrens pictures you have my loyality for life

b - that goes for ivette too..

e- he was looking out for the safety for my stuff, my pictures

jennifer - i am so sick of this i don't want to hear it

e - yeah you are right

jen - i can't believe he did that

e - even when we were done i shook his hand and embraced him

e- it took more of a man to do what i did today than what i did last night, i try to live like a certain person and it is hard to hold to my creed and to try to keep my integrity and it is a very fine line and sometimes you don't know what that line is ... i don't think any of us knew what were getting ourselves into

jen - i didn't even audition

e - i only auditioned once.... julie is s doer, she wants action, i hope she just doesn't want it now

jen is talking about dildos and she wants to get one made of her partners 'weiner' but wants to know how to get it

e- you have to go look on the "I" and you can find it there, look on google. yeah get one cuz then you don't need him,

jen - yeah i will still need him for the look the touch...

e- but not for the big o

e to ivette - woah your bathing suit is so cuban

ivette - my bathing suit is cuban???

e - yes it is cuban ( chuckles) it's cute

someone talking about double DD's off in a distance "No boners Howie!!!"

the gang is outside chatting and laughing it up...

howie said I am an anti 49er's fan. I like the broncos and the cowboys...

eric - i am a patriots fan all the way

loud plane flying over howie n james lookin up and checking it out

howie to james - you hauled some serious butt today

kayser - they bees are dying out here because it is so hot out here. yeah it's dead! Dam he's petrified

howie - petrified yeah. WOAH! everytime that the grass touches me i think they're coming to get me

kaysar - oh theres my little jainie

keyser - hey we're taking over next week, our group... me you and jeannie.

howie - James is holding the power of veto so my assumption is it is not going anywhere

kaysar - don't say any more

howie - ok

kaysar - there are other allies on the other side

howie - there is???

kaysar - yeah don't worry about it, it's kewl

***sneeze*** from a girl

howie - I saw A boogie gome out!

keyser - I like it when you call her 'chunk'

howie - we can't call her that anymore

kayser - ooooooh... to howie - how come you fart so much???

howie - I don't know it is all the food here, i fart more around you than anyone else it must be all of the sand you eat here

kayser - yeah i ate sand this morning

HOWIESEXUAL!!!!!!

That is the best thing I have heard in a long time!!!!

When he's around forget about just hiding your daughters!! Hide all your kids, hide your pets and hide anything else that has an orifice!!!!

in somes opinions he may need to go, in somes opinions he should stay... we may not agree with what everyone there does all the time but guess what??? We are ALL still watching... I guess that CBS is getting their job done!

fish fish and more fish....

anyone got a rod -n- reel???

eric - i am sure what happened last night is on the internet...

ivette - are you sure

eric - it was after the show it is the prime time for people to hop on the inet and watch it. my wife knows, she knows me better than she knows herself, she knows who i am

ivette - lets just ignore those four people

eric - ok deal

ivette - they know that you will get angry so just ignore them

eric - ok ok

april - that mo fo is gonna get put back in his place

eric - it still wasn't right what i did

eric - i'm sure they told him to relax and calm down (eric saying sorry again)

they are all planning on ignoring the 'four' of them...

april - i have been pms-ing for 3 days.. i need advil

eric - they need to give us advil

april - you can o'd on advil

eric - it takes alot

april i did hear michale saying something cappy but he didn't know but he really didn't trust me on that. he walked past you and he burped in her face. and then keysar said why in the f*** would you do sommthing so stupid... (she talks in circles)

jennifer and maggie talking in whispers

they mention beau, james and maggis saying something about saying something to someone how they are not the same person that they met 3 days ago...

maggie - I don't like mike at all, it is not just what I have heard, but what I have seen.

jen - mike did a 180 after nominations, he went crazy and was filled with rage..

maggie - I have not been able to have fun in here, this enviornment is just so... theres not much to do here... when i first met you i was impartial but now I have grown with you, i love april, i really like ivette, but there are people at this point that i really don't want to start with

now they are talking about how people don't clean up after themselves and they are like screw it, I'll do it...

jennifer - i say things but if you notice i don't say names... i'm not trying to give you clues but I just don't say names ... HUH???

ivette - my mom did some crazy crazy stuff to us kids... she asks her son for forgiveness... she loaded her bro in the car and drove to the dumpsters and ivette told her mom don't throw him away! she was begging her not to throw her brother away.

eric - you can only use the tools that you have

james - my grandma had her 1st kid at 16, I'm 27 and I still have a ways to go. Thats why when ppl go into these relationships in their early 20s they don't even know who they are...

eric - like it or not, you carry the traits of your parents, i've never struck my kids in the face...

ivette - i smacked my daughter once in the mouth and she learned from it and never did it again

eric - i gave my kids, when they were little, i gave them one swat on the butt.. i used to flick joseph in the back of the head

more convo about disfunctional families...

james talking about the glasses his dad wore at vietnam the thick black rimmed ones. talking about his dad (i think being shot down in the war)

james said his brother moved to north carolina and now his name is billy

general chatter about names and middle names...

james talking about how his brother and he had a falling out... is bummed about it... hasn't talked to him in a year and a half.

james talking about how he left home at 18 and lived with different families and he got his guidance from those people

eric - dinner at my house was a nightmare, my dad was an alcoholic... FISH ... can't repair that damage from the disfunction. I am closer to you than my own brother you can't repair that fracture.

ivette - my brother has a bad temper and blows up, we go on a road trip and she says that I will never talk to you again ...

everyone chatting about disfunctional family issues...

eric, ivette, james and jen sitting around table talking

rachel gets out first aid kit...

james making pancakes

eric - I swallow it like candy

james - 200 mg?

eric - my body laughs at it

sarah walks in.. james says something that sounds like "goodmorning perky!"

ivette to eric - I hated it whe you appoligised yesterday

eric - let me tell you something it takes a man to stand up... thats the difference, thats the difference

eric - I'll be feeling better in 20 minutes

eric still talking about meds

eric 0 I think they realize that emotions run high, this is way different than I expected

james pats ivettes hair and says some of us have shorter fuses than others

eric - he was so fired himself ...

rachel and ivette talking about lotion brands

james saying that howie kissed keysar

eric saying I don't know what you are talking about

sarah pushed keyser and howie tried to kss him

sarah says that keyser and her hugged and the howie came by and gave them both hugs

James said oh I thought they kissed the way keysar was spitting all over the plcace

ivette and eric whispering... I can barely make out anything...

eric - I don't think we have to hide if we want to say something

lots of muffled whispering from ivette

looked like someone (maybe maggie in communal room was kneeling by the bed and praying)

eric - says some one told him I'm not gonna tell you what happened but I've got your back and the said something about he took my pictures...

eric n rachel in kitchen seem to be making breakfast

ivette just joined them

eric to ivette - I didn't know if they were gonna tell me to pack my s*** and leave

whispering...

eric - how long??? how long???

Ivetter - whispers something

eric - no how long to cook bacon, I figure they are gonna want to eat...

eric - I'm gonna make coffee

rachel now at stove

eric washing something

Seems like their typical morning routine...

rachel in bathroom putting on contacts (maybe), then putting on face cream,

Rachel in pantry

Maggie in bathroom

Eric just joined rachel in pantry

eric - it was just a reaction, but we'll see... Like i said I got a second shot at this we'll see this evening

Eric and rachel walk out of pantryinto kitchen

eric now messing w/ stuff in his dresser

close up of his FF badge...

hooking up his mic

baseball cap on and heads out the HoH door...

goes downstairs... Ivette is up and he and Ivette hug

Fish on all 4

eric getting dressed - socks, shirt and then heads to the bathroom - still in his skivies...

now has on shorts and makes a basketball shot into the dirty clothes...

in bathroom seems to be washing his face

eric is kneeling down beside the bed and praying...

Eric is up - making bed and walking around in his briefs.... still here and in HoH room

Mike - how much would it cost to make a show like this

Jan - I don't know

Mike - look at a show like friends they get paid a million dollars a show, (then starts babbling some monitary fighures).

Mike tells Jan I'll take you to Greece and well meet my friend Tony and we'll have a great time so while were here who gives a s***. "Yeah F*** it who cares if we get evicted tomorrow... I'll go home and you'll go howm... at least the american public will see that _ is a liar, I want everybody to know that"

Mike F*** YOU... F*** You YOU... F*** You... You're Cool, I'M out"

Mike " I'm acting weird"

Jan laughing

Mike bagging on eric... and everyone else....

Keysar comes in (gold room)

Jan tells him we are laughing at you... want to join in...

Key - I'm going

Mike - wait a second, let's rip

Key - I don't want to rip

Key just go ahead and laugh at my expense

Mike - we're not laughing at your expense we are laughing at everyones expense

Key - I am trying to save your asses

Mike - imitating someone in the kitchen pigging out...

Eric and Keysar itting in the living room Eric stating that after the game everyone here in teh house will be his friend and if they ever come to Vegas they will have a place to stay.

Keysar laughing about the questions that are asked of him in the DR. Eric says that they ask him weird questions too, he is not alone.

Eric says everyone in here has a good heart, even Michael has a good heart he is just stressed.

Rachel (I think) is mowing down some ice cream and peanuut butter in the room w/ eric and keysar.

Eric saying that he is under a lot of stress and he knows why he is up till 1:00 in the am.

Rachel - saying that she sleeps better here at the house than she does at home, "No stress, pay the bills, feed the animals.... blah blah blah..."

Eric - stating that he loves the privacy in the hoh room.

Eric talking about the unity of firefighters and his captain... they work with them 24/7 and he is agood captain.

Keysar says that he spends most of his time at night praying and meditating.

eric says me too

eric tells rachel she couldn't whistle right now if she tried

rachel whistles

changes to mike and jan in the gold room

Mike is doing some funky dance with a blanket

they are talking about Joe Dirt and laughing and talking about the beer gastapo.

Mike is being seriously goofy and making funny beeping noises. and talking about contortionists at the circus.

Mike in darth vader voice says "You must join with him"

Jan is chowing like I've never seen a person chow down on ice cream, she is a seriously noisy eating...

Mike whispering "bring that personality out when you first came in the house (not sure who he is talking about - can't hear past Jan's cowlike consumption of food!!!)

Everyone is sitting on the couches talking about the Teri Schivo (sp) case. Eric is stating that he has a living will and it is in the firestation and his wife knows exactally what he wants to happen to him.

E - the thing that bothers me about the whole case is that our government got involved, that is the biggest thing that bothers me and it happened to be in election year... the republicans used her as a political platform.

lots more chat...

E - the moral of the story ios have a living will....