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  1. 2:10PM BBT Jason, Alex and Paul are in the DBR counting barks. They disagree on whether it was 10 or 11 barks and 3 or 4 waaahs. 2:11PM BBT Something about a "Barnyard" said in backyard, then cuts to HoH Kevin, Josh, and Christmas talking about what was heard. Baby 3 cries, then dog barking Christmas thinks 15-20 barks. 17 minutes apart. They think this is prep for the HoH comp. 2:14PM BBT Josh tells Christmas, "Elena, Paul, extremely close..." then the camera cuts away.
  2. 10:24PM BBT Puppies. (looks like they're alternating between puppy and kitten rooms) 10:41PM BBT Feeds are back. Mark and Elena were nominated to be on the block next to Jess. 10:44PM BBT Josh in SR talking to Paul, Matt, Raven saying "I want her out" (talking about Elena)
  3. 10:15PM BBT Suspicious [or prompted by production for show - BBLurkerPlus], Elena checks the orange box to make sure production didn't double-neg her, and says, "Yep, that's legit" on seeing the pass she didn't choose in there.
  4. 4:42PM BBT Still lethargic puppies. 5:35PM BBT Slightly more active puppies. 6:54PM BBT Puppies are tired of waiting for the comp to be over and napping now.
  5. Oops...originally posted this in the before midnight one. 12:42AM BBT TV comes on in the living room and you hear "This is a BB Storm Watch Update" then the BB Storm Watch announcer says over the house PA "Everyone gather in the living room for important information and [unintelligible since raven starts maniacally laughing and shrieking]" 12:43AM BBT Jess and Cody filter into the LR last as Paul is saying "this is the best fucking comp ever..." then adds, "nobody's going to sleep today, motherfuckers!" Then Josh chimes in with a low energy "Fucking start the coffee..." [Josh was sleeping in the DBR when this first went off - BBLurkerPlus] 12:44AM BBT WBRB Fish. 12:45AM BBT Feed is back with "This is a BB Storm Watch Update!" blasting. The storms they're tracking have names and stats that correspond to evicted houseguests. The first two are Cameron and Jillian. Lots of stats, but more stats for Jillian than Cameron. After those two storms, the announcer says to stay tuned for more news. 12:46AM BBT Paul trots up stairs to the HOH and trips halfway up. Alex and Paul are in the HoH and immediately start Jedi training on the info they just got from the "news." Paul says there's no way this is a dud week. [If he burns the hex out, it's not a waste-BBLurkerPlus] 12:47AM BBT Alex, Mark, Paul, Josh, Jason, Kevin, Christmas, Matt, Raven, and Elena are all now in HoH studying out loud. Christmas apologizes for slurring saying she just took her pain meds. 12:47AM BBT Meanwhile, Cody and Jess are back in the dark trying to get to sleep. They don't need to study. She has the hex. the manic energy of the HoH is a stark contrast with Jess and Cody, lying still in bed in the RBR. 12:51AM BBT Cody and Jess are now bickering Matt and Elena style, in the dark. 12:52:50 AM BBT Jess tells Cody, "it feels like you're quitting." Cody does an involuntary but brilliant lying-down mini-Don Knotts neck move and says now she's making him unhappy. 1:07AM BBT Still studying in the HoH. Paul tells them it will be all night studying. Matt and Raven volunteer to make coffee for the group and head down to the KT. 1:10AM BBT Paul says, "Two nights of comps, back to back BB, how ruthless, you fucking dickheads." then "And you know why they did this? Because we were all exhausted, it was nuts and they said, 'fuck it, give em this comp.'" 1:12AM BBT Mark is called to the DR. 1:18AM BBT Paul walks to DBR and tries to eavesdrop on Elena, Cody and Jess in the RBR. Elena exits the RBR and Paul grabs some shorts so it looks like that's what he was doing in the DBR. 1:24AM BBT Elena and Paul talking in the HoH wash area. Elena explains that Cody wants to just quit and let himself be voted out so Jess can save the hex for herself later. She says Jess said Cody said he and Mark were not good for Jess and Elena's games and they should just leave because the two girls can go far. Paul's eyes light up and he says they need to convince Jess to let Cody be voted out, preserving her hex. Paul tells Elena, "so help me help you and let's try to make that happen this week." 1:40AM BBT Elena is sharing that she thinks Jess told her the Hex has a 3 week expiration, next week will be the last one. Paul asks Elena and Christmas to see if they can work her to the conclusion to let Cody go. Elena implies she's in a similar situation with Mark. 1:43AM BBT While their breakup is being plotted in the HoH, Cody and Jess are blissfully unaware, lightly making out occasionally in the RBR. 1:45AM BBT In HoH it sounds like Kevin is having a hard time with Operation Jess Olive Branch, recounting how Jess didn't associate with anyone in the house the first 14 days. 1:50AM BBT Just as Mark walks in HoH from DR, the next storm report comes on, calling everyone to the LR. Cody and Jess do not bother coming. 1:53AM BBT Storm watch updates Cameron, and name drops Ian, Steve, Glen from prior BB. Jillian is also updated. Then a TON of temperatures in various towns are run down that people will probably not remember. 1:55AM BBT The group filters back to the HoH to resume studying with the new information. 1:59AM BBT While the group is upstairs studying, Matt is in WA doing a "Just for Men" commercial in the mirror. 2:05AM BBT Jason is called to the DR and the HG in the HoH complain to BB that they're studying and Jason is on the block. Jason gets up and leaves. 2:07AM BBT Jason comes back. Everyone is surprised and asks what happened/what did they say, and Jason says "I can't talk about it" [in a "duh" tone of voice - BBLurkerPlus] then resumes studying with everyone. 2:14AM BBT WBRB Fish. (I'm out for the night)
  6. 12:42AM BBT TV comes on in the living room and you hear "This is a BB Storm Watch Update" then the BB Storm Watch announcer says over the house PA "Everyone gather in the living room for important information and [unintelligible since raven starts maniacally laughing and shrieking]" 12:43AM BBT Jess and Cody filter into the LR last as Paul is saying "this is the best fucking comp ever..." then adds, "nobody's going to sleep today, motherfuckers!" Then Josh chimes in with a low energy "Fucking start the coffee..." [Josh was sleeping in the DBR when this first went off - BBLurkerPlus] 12:44AM BBT WBRB Fish. 12:45AM BBT Feed is back with "This is a BB Storm Watch Update!" blasting. The storms they're tracking have names and stats that correspond to evicted houseguests. The first two are Cameron and Jillian. Lots of stats, but more stats for Jillian than Cameron. After those two storms, the announcer says to stay tuned for more news. 12:46AM BBT Paul trots up stairs to the HOH and trips halfway up. Alex and Paul are in the HoH and immediately start Jedi training on the info they just got from the "news." Paul says there's no way this is a dud week. [If he burns the hex out, it's not a waste-BBLurkerPlus] 12:47AM BBT Alex, Mark, Paul, Josh, Jason, Kevin, Christmas, Matt, Raven, and Elena are all now in HoH studying out loud. Christmas apologizes for slurring saying she just took her pain meds. 12:47AM BBT Meanwhile, Cody and Jess are back in the dark trying to get to sleep. They don't need to study. She has the hex. the manic energy of the HoH is a stark contrast with Jess and Cody, lying still in bed in the RBR. 12:51AM BBT Cody and Jess are now bickering Matt and Elena style, in the dark. 12:52:50 AM BBT Jess tells Cody, "it feels like you're quitting." Cody does an involuntary but brilliant lying-down mini-Don Knotts neck move and says now she's making him unhappy. 1:07AM BBT Still studying in the HoH. Paul tells them it will be all night studying. Matt and Raven volunteer to make coffee for the group and head down to the KT. 1:10AM BBT Paul says, "Two nights of comps, back to back BB, how ruthless, you fucking dickheads." then "And you know why they did this? Because we were all exhausted, it was nuts and they said, 'fuck it, give em this comp.'" 1:12AM BBT Mark is called to the DR. 1:18AM BBT Paul walks to DBR and tries to eavesdrop on Elena, Cody and Jess in the RBR. Elena exits the RBR and Paul grabs some shorts so it looks like that's what he was doing in the DBR. 1:24AM BBT Elena and Paul talking in the HoH wash area. Elena explains that Cody wants to just quit and let himself be voted out so Jess can save the hex for herself later. She says Jess said Cody said he and Mark were not good for Jess and Elena's games and they should just leave because the two girls can go far. Paul's eyes light up and he says they need to convince Jess to let Cody be voted out, preserving her hex. Paul tells Elena, "so help me help you and let's try to make that happen this week." 1:40AM BBT Elena is sharing that she thinks Jess told her the Hex has a 3 week expiration, next week will be the last one. Paul asks Elena and Christmas to see if they can work her to the conclusion to let Cody go. Elena implies she's in a similar situation with Mark. 1:43AM BBT While their breakup is being plotted in the HoH, Cody and Jess are blissfully unaware, lightly making out occasionally in the RBR. 1:45AM BBT In HoH it sounds like Kevin is having a hard time with Operation Jess Olive Branch, recounting how Jess didn't associate with anyone in the house the first 14 days. 1:50AM BBT Just as Mark walks in HoH from DR, the next storm report comes on, calling everyone to the LR. Cody and Jess do not bother coming. 1:53AM BBT Storm watch updates Cameron, and name drops Ian, Steve, Glen from prior BB. Jillian is also updated. Then a TON of temperatures in various towns are run down that people will probably not remember. 1:55AM BBT The group filters back to the HoH to resume studying with the new information. 1:59AM BBT While the group is upstairs studying, Matt is in WA doing a "Just for Men" commercial in the mirror. 2:05AM BBT Jason is called to the DR and the HG in the HoH complain to BB that they're studying and Jason is on the block. Jason gets up and leaves. 2:07AM BBT Jason comes back. Everyone is surprised and asks what happened/what did they say, and Jason says "I can't talk about it" [in a "duh" tone of voice - BBLurkerPlus] then resumes studying with everyone. 2:14AM BBT WBRB Fish. (I'm out for the night)
  7. 6:23PM BBT Noms for the block are happening.
  8. 2:39PM BBT Still dogs. The houseguests are clearly out at the Temptation comp, almost 3 hours now, so should be over soon. 3:52PM BBT Feeds are back. Mark won, seems like Jason lost, and it sounds like maybe Elena is a block pawn for Paul?
  9. 1:45AM BBT - 2:22AM BBT Mark and Elena are in the wave room to talk privately about their relationship and game issues. Not much talk from Elena who seems to be the one mainly pissed off, but Mark seems trying to talk it out. At about 2:00 Elena makes a pretty insincere apology and there's some more back and forth. 2:23AM BBT Mark gets called to the DR. He gets up to go see Elena in the WA first and give her a hug and kiss after their "talk". 2:24AM BBT Mark enters the DR, Elena goes to the RoseBR to go to bed. 2:42AM BBT Mark is out of the DR, goes to the bathroom, then goes upstairs to get a pillow off the couch outside HoH. 2:48AM BBT Mark is in HNBR with pillow getting in bed and Josh, Paul and Jason get restless and re-adjust their sleep positions a little. 2:50AM BBT Everyone seems to be down for the night.
  10. 3:04PM BBT Jess and Elena doing their toenails outside HoH. Jess asks Elena if everything is "solid still for tomorrow." Elena says "Mmm hmm", except the only thing she's heard about is Christmas telling her she was going to wait for Jess - then Elena adds, "like if you feel comfortable enough to let her" [not sure what this last part means - BBLurkerPlus]. Elena asks Jess if she's talked to Alex and Jason. Jess says she talked to Jason and he said that they were on board. Then Jess adds that she hasn't talked to Alex. Elena says it scares her because they still don't know who got the temptation and what it was nor what the curse is going to be. Jess says "mmm hmm" and plays dumb. Then Elena says she heard Paul speculating that the curse might be a competition where whoever does worst is out. 3:05PM BBT Jess comments that there's too many people in the house and she thinks they'll have a double eviction soon. Elena agrees and says "who are the next two?" because there are no super-obvious targets. Then she adds, "unless I'm the super-obvious target..." and Jess scoffs, "In which case you wouldn't know." 3:05PM BBT Meanwhile Paul, Raven, Christmas, Kevin, and Jason (who recently came in) are in the wave room. Paul is talking about how he wants to move to Prague where the loser in a street fight buys the beers and they have sex houses that are not considered weird...
  11. 1:22AM BBT Matt is moving in a way that suggests he clearly doesn't want to let Taco Tuesday go just yet. Raven is all about his enthusiasm. 1:24AM BBT Speaking of Raven. She definitely took shop in school because the girl can work a piston. Matt seems to be appreciative of her technique. 1:25AM BBT The undercover stroking hit a fevered pitch and Matt was whispering something barely audible [perhaps "I'm very excite!" - BBLurkerPlus] then Raven seems to have achieved the goal with Matt. 1:28AM BBT Heads pop out of the sheet cocoon. Matt seems to be laughing about something. Some light kissing. 1:31AM BBT Something going on under the covers, then a snapping sound and matt starts laughing. 1:34AM BBT Matt gets up to use the bathroom, passing Elena in the KT and Mark in the WA. Mark leaves WA as Matt comes in. 1:41AM BBT Matt is doing dishes and tidying up the KT, leaving the water running the whole time (while in the fridge, wiping the counter, etc). 1:44AM BBT Matt alternates cleaning dishes in front of the faucet with lifting his shirt and wiping below his belly button with water to clear away...residue. He does this a few times. 1:45AM BBT Matt does the "residue wipe" again below his belly button and doesn't wash his hands, grabbing a bowl that in the drying rack with the same hand and drying it with the towel. [Eww. - BBLurkerPlus] He finishes drying the dishes with the same hand, leaving a little bit of Matt on each "clean" dish he puts away. 1:48AM BBT Matt can't shake the sticky feeling and heads back to the WA to do a more complete washing of his below-belly-button area at the sink using water and the green towel. When done, he throws the green towel on the couch in the WA. 1:52AM BBT Matt back to washing dishes again in the KT. 2:01AM BBT Matt gathers up the KT garbage and heads to the SR. The camera zooms in on Raven's photo. 2:01AM BBT Matt drops off the garbage and is back picking at his belly button and feeling the area below it - STILL. 2:02AM BBT Matt gets back into bed with Raven. 2:17AM BBT Still some restlessness in the HN and Rose BR, but the house seems to be down for the night.
  12. 10:03PM BBT Cody and Jess scheming in the HoH room watching the spycam of the kitchen. Cody asks who Paul should be up against. Jess says Christmas, then they realize Paul will need to be backdoored, so Jess muses who should be up with Christmas. Cody snickers "Ramses" and Alex says she can't do that again to that kid. [Not realizing that he will probably be off the table when voted out this week. - BBLurkerPlus] Cody talks about Paul again, and Jess says get over it, she wants Alex out more. 10:05 Cody gets some caramel rice cakes and loudly begins noshing, offering Jess some, but she says she's okay. Meanwhile off the spycam Paul, Alex, Jason and Christmas are in the DBR plotting the vote for the elimination to make it unanimous. Paul says Jesus Christ can come down and tell him to change his vote and he's not having it. Alex exclaims "Done!" and the rest chime in. 10:15PM BBT Paul/Matt playing pool in BY. Raven, Kevin, Jason, Josh, Ramses, Alex in DBR. A number are getting ready for bed. Cody/Jess in HoH. Looks like Elena is on top of Mark making out in the far back corner of the BY on the Hammock. 10:16PM BBT Raven is making grilled cheese for herself and Matt in the KT while talking to Christmas. Cody is in KT taking meds or vitamins. Raven says she doesn't like when paul is a have-not because there's no Friendship toast. 10:21PM BBT The camera zooms in and Christmas is looking very rough. Cutting back on her pain meds seems to be wearing on her.
  13. 1:25AM BBT Kevin, Paul, Ramses in Den BR. Jason turns off lights in DenBR then goes to HNBR to join Josh. 1:26AM BBT All cameras change to HNBR. Josh and Jason talk for a few minutes in the dark, then settle down for bed. 1:34AM BBT All cameras still in HNBR [This drives me nuts - there are 4 cameras - spread them around, CBS! - BBLurkerPlus] Josh and Jason are now snoozing. 1:48AM BBT Someone wakes up at master control and finally puts two cameras on Cody and Jess in the HoH, still very much awake. 1:51AM BBT Jess makes fun of the black yoga pants Cody has. She says they're girls pants and he accidentally bought girls pants off Amazon. He swears they're not for girls. 1:53AM BBT Jess says it's okay if you want to dress like a girl, I accept you. 1:54AM BBT Jess still talking about the pants and saying that she was convinced that they were Alex's pants. 1:56AM BBT Jess strips the pants off Cody then throws them out the HoH door. 1:57AM BBT Lights out and bedtime in HoH. Cody and Jess just chatting, snuggling, light makeout and talking about how weird it is when the other couples in the house are affectionate. This lasts for about 15-20 mins on and off. 2:16AM BBT Cody burps loudly. Jess says he burps more than anyone she knows. He says he's just gassy. She tries to convince him to burp silently. He says he's not one of those losers who schools his burps. Still some occasional whispering in HoH bed, but seems like it for the night.
  14. 2:00AM BBT Ramses, Elena, Mark, Raven, and Matt are in WA talking. Matt leaves. 2:12AM BBT Elena leaves. Someone says PoV is in the morning. 2:21AM BBT Raven says good night and leaves. Ramses says he wonders what will happen tomorrow for the veto. General mildly paranoid chit-chat. 2:36AM BBT Ramses says he's gonna force himself to go to sleep as he exits the WA area. As he walks by the KT sink where Mark is standing, Mark blows out a bad one and Ramses complains. Mark said he held it the whole time they were talking in the WA - give him some credit. 2:46AM BBT Mark and Elena making out in WA. Elena goes to toilet and complains through the door that she has razor burn on her vagina. She then asks if he can hear her pee. Mark says "yeah" and Elena says she hates that he can hear. 2:50AM BBT Elena finishes in the WA and asks "can we go to bed?" Mark says yes. They head to KT. 2:52AM BBT Mark and Elena seem to be the only ones up, in the KT. Elena pours herself a giant 20oz+ glass of sugar-filled Apple juice and comments that she's surprised she's not losing weight given how little she's eating because the ants gross her out. They complain about too many "J" people in the house muddying the cup situation, then as she walks, likely irritating her razor burn, Elena exclaims "Ugh, my vagina - do not like" as they walk toward the KT table and then toward the contestant wall. 2:53AM BBT Mark says he doesn't like the way he looks in the black tank he has on [likely body dysmorphic disorder - he still sees his old, fat self - BBLurkerPlus]. Elena says her eyebrows are the only good thing about her. They head off to bed. 2:56AM BBT Elena and mark are in bed. Elena mumbles "I'm gonna take my panties off...don't look" 3:00AM BBT Camera 4 is totally dark, but someone is snoring, and Darth Vader may be hiding in the room, too. Visibility restored, and it's actually the Den Bedroom. Back in the Rose Bedroom, Mark and Elena kiss and fool around a bit on and off for the next 15-20 minutes before settling down for the night.
  15. 9:49PM BBT Matt, Mark, Raven, Paul, Christmas, Alex, Jason, and Jess in BY, transitioning from asking if Ramses eats ass (denied) to making sex jokes as Raven spreads her toes to show people the repair job they did. Matt does a respectable Borat mini-impression, "I'm very excite!" (9:49:36) 9:56PM BBT Jason, Jess, and Elena sitting on lounger (in that order). Elena is talking about farting. Asks Jason to join her, but Jason says he can't right now. Jess says she's gonna jet out of there if they start trumpeting. 9:58PM BBT Big brother calls Kevin to DR. Jess asks if Josh is suspended from playing pool, and Elena says she doesn't think so, but Mark should be too, though [maybe they got punished for this afternoon's liquids and condiment bro-down in the back yard?]. 9:59PM BBT Jason rips a huge fart. Jess freaks out and Elena covers her nose and mouth. Jess throws water at Jason, he returns the favor. Jess says, "You raped my nose and then got me wet!"
  16. 1:47AM BBT Mark, Jason, and Elena playing pool in the BY trying to convince Jason not to use the veto. Jason says it's been explained to him why he needs to do it so Mark can go up, but he doesn't get it. Mark agrees it makes no sense. 1:48AM BBT Jason tells Mark he's not using the veto, but he'll tell Mark if something changes as he laughs and wrestles with Mark a little. Jason mentions that Kevin wanted Jason to use the veto just to mix things up. Elena says I know he threw that vote. 1:49AM BBT Elena motions that someone is coming and to stop talking about it. Paul comes out. Christmas comes out and talk gets faker. It seems like Jason/Mark/Elena are keeping Jason not using the veto from Paul/Christmas 1:53AM BBT Ramses, Alex, Josh have been up in HoH doing Jedi training. Alex sends Josh down to get Kevin. They're using Alex's birth control packet (Tautulla!) to count days in the house and help with their memorizing. [Is using a birth control packet to train a BB first? - BBLurkerPlus] 1:55AM BBT Josh comes back up and reports who is outside and that he couldn't find Kevin. Alex says he's probably in the DR. Josh complains about how hot the HoH room is. 1:57AM BBT Alex complains that she can't commit anything to memory. Ramses tries to give her and Josh ways to remember the key events easier. 1:59AM BBT Kevin comes in and they immediately begin asking him about dates in the house. Josh says Kevin is the professor and he remembers everything. The very next thing said is Kevin forgot his mic. 2:01AM BBT Josh asks again why it's so hot in the HoH. Big Brother tells Kevin to put on his mic, but Kevin has already said he's going to bed and they can study later. 2:03AM BBT They all decide not to study. Ramses says he's just going to think. The three of them try to figure out who was the mystery votes for Ramses. No one mentions Kevin. 2:05AM BBT Ramses says he doesn't talk game to Kevin because Kevin tells everything to Paul. The group goes back to trying to figure out who made the Ramses votes. 2:09AM BBT Alex says she feels like Dom is playing some kind of weird game. Ramses had earlier complained that Dom had been sketch to him for the past week. Alex recalling a story where Dom told a long story that implied Paul was a snake without actually saying Paul's name. Ramses said she did something similar with him. 2:11AM BBT Josh blurts out that he trusts Paul. They all agree that Kevin and Paul have a strong bond. 2:12AM BBT Alex thinks Paul is coming up. Ramses jumps up and says, "I'm gonna eat your things" and grabs a bag of Lays (Salt and Vinegar?) chips off the table. He puts one chip in his mouth and swallows, then says, "OMG I'm a have not!" - Alex exclaims "Dude!" and Ramses says, "I didn't have a chip, I had a morsel." [Is there a penalty for morsel transgressions? Seems like it. - BBLurkerPlus] I'm out.
  17. 1:55AM BBT Jessica comes into the DBR and Kevin, who has been waiting in his bed asks her, "How was your DR tonight, good?" She says "Yeah, it was good." Kevin says "Get some sleep, I'll tell ya the story tomorrow night." Jessica says "Mmmkay," and Kevin asks "you tired?" as she gets ready to hop into her bed. 1:56AM BBT Kevin fluffing up his blankets, getting settled in now that everyone's accounted for, saying good night and putting his bandanna on as the room gets still and everything is quiet. Two beats and Big Brother says "Kevin, please come to the diary room." and Kevin immediately says "Must be a mistake" as Jess cracks up, then Kevin's voice pitch raises and he pleads "It's gotta be a mistake!" as Jess continues laughing. Then, sounding persecuted and confused he asks "Why would they want me to go at this particular hour?" He gets up and says "It's gotta be a mistake, I'll go and speak to them...this is fuckin' crazy" and keeps mumbling as he heads off to the DR and Jess continues giggling about it. [Seriously - back up and watch this. A naturally funny Kevin 2 minutes for his reel - BBLurkerPlus] 2:24AM BBT Kevin's back from DR. Jess is talking to him. Kevin says "Go to sleep, why'you up so late? You got school in the morning!" Then Kevin starts talking about his DR, saying he literally wouldn't answer the questions, instead offering, "Call Josh, motherfucker" to the producer. 2:25AM BBT Kevin asks if Jess will be able to sleep. She says she'll try, then she says "Sweet dreams, shithead." Kevin isn't done talking about his DR. He says he's requested suntan lotion and the producer said he'd put it on the list. Then he says, "I asked him please play some better fuckin' music." 2:26AM Jess says that she's been asking for superglue for two weeks. This triggers Kevin with a prison story. He says he used to smuggle superglue into prison on the back of his calves because his father had gotten into a fight and he had false teeth and he couldn't keep them in when he came to the visitors room where you want to look good...[AND CAMERA CUTS AWAY! NOOOOO...I want to hear about Kevin's dad and the prison adhesive contraband! - BBLurkerPlus] 2:38AM BBT Matt puts his shirt on, then gets up to go to the bathroom. While Matt is in there, Jess gets up and gets some talcum powder to ambush him with. 2:43AM BBT Jess is waiting in the LR for Matt to finish eating cookies in the KT and come back to bed. As he finally walks around the corner, she squirts talcum powder all over his left arm, neck and head. He asks, "Why are you still awake, you little psychopath?" then concedes, "That was well executed." Matt heads back to bed, and Jess goes to SR. 2:46AM BBT Jess heads back to bed, but complains to Kevin that she hurt her toe. 2:50AM BBT Everyone seems to finally be settled in for the night.
  18. 4:57PM BBT Kevin goes into wave room and says Josh said he was going to get a doctor's note to get out of the extended HN time. He then repeats the thing about BB putting only losing chips in both boxes, but Elena says "naw...they play fair!" [do they? BBLurkerPlus] 4:58PM BBT Kevin leaves wave room, leaving Elena and Christmas alone again. Elena saying she keeps having doubts about trusting Mark, and she's at the point where she thinks she shouldn't ignore it. 5:02:20PM BBT Christmas invents a new word #Interpretating 5:04PM BBT Christmas talking about being an alpha woman in real life, but toning it down for the show, because she doesn't want or need attention. Elena says there's a lot of Alpha women in the house, but they're meshing real well overall. Estrogen decoder required to understand girl-talk conversation between Elena and Christmas. I think the gist is that Cody was given the idea to put up Christmas because of what Mark (or Matt?) campaigned to him the night before. 5:11PM BBT Paul, Alex, Mark, Ramses, Jason, Matt, Ramses, Josh, Kevin, and Jessica are in KT.
  19. 4:52PM BBT Josh is one of the have-nots and decides to go for the key. In the HNBR with everyone around he chooses the purple spike box and fails - it's a Have-Not extension. 4:54PM BBT Moving out to the kitchen with the others, Kevin asks, "Did he know each box had a [bad] chip in it and he had no chance to win? He'll be at the DR room all night like this..." as he mimes pushing a button over and over with his index finger.
  20. 12:33AM BBT Feeds are back. 12:34AM BBT Alex is in HoHBR saying Jason won PoV as part of the plan, Alex came in second, also as part of the plan. 12:35AM BBT Paul comes in for a sidebar with Alex in the HoH BR before she goes into shower. Paul says he believes tomorrow is nominations and he thinks there's an eviction Sunday.
  21. 2:41AM BBT Josh heads into the wave room and has the worst friendship talk ever. [Initially it seemed like he was talking to someone near the door, but backing up the tape, he's alone-BBLurkerPlus] 2:44AMBBT Josh says he trusts Xmas completely, and he probably fucked up by aligning with Cody initially. He then drops his voice to a whisper and tells the camera he'll let "you guys" know - that he'll probably go home next week. [In other words, more Josh paranoia-BBLP] 2:45AM BBT Josh says he trusts a lot of people in the "big alliance" then names off Paul, Xmas, Mark, Dom as people he trusts. He says he LOVES Raven, but he doesn't trust her. He also says he trusted all the wrong people before. He says if he gets HoH this week, "this house is going to flip the fuck out." 2:47AM BBT He says he has so much on his mind, he can't sleep. He says he wants the 500k for him and his family, but his gameplay so far isn't going to get him there. He spiraled and crashed initially and fucked up. He said the beauty of BB is a new target presents itself all the time. 2:49AM BBT Josh talks about when Paul put him up and he trusted Paul. He was terrified, but he trusted Paul. He says it sucks playing the game alone. He said his advantage is people think he's slow (then he says, "or maybe I am" - honesty!) or that he's not athletic. His strategy starting tomorrow is not to preach how low he is or about his character or how he wants to work with someone. Everything will be actions, actions, actions, actions. 2:51AM BBT He starts to say who he wants to get out as HoH, then trails off. He says he had a conversation with Alex, but now she's done in his book. He says he loves Kevin, but Kevin's playing his own game and throws Josh under the bus all the time, so he can't talk game with Kevin, even though he loves him. 2:53AM BBT He's now talking about Matt being SO sneaky and how he wants to get him out so bad. He says as soon as Josh makes it into Jury, Matt is going HOME. 2:54AM BBT Josh says "I wanna help" (scratches balls) "I wanna help Jason, but Alex is in the way." 2:55AM BBT He says once I get in Jury, it's win, win, win, win, win, veto...unless I get back doored. 2:56AM BBT He's talking about missing his family and how hard that is. Everyone can judge him that isn't in the house, but they don't know how lonely it is in the house for him. But from now on he's looking out for his damn self. 2:57AM BBT He says he can tell XMAS has trust issues with him. He can tell by the way people act...by the way people move. He looks at her as his number one, but he's hurt that she hasn't checked with him about things he knows she's heard about him. But still, he says he'll ride with her. He then mutters "this game is so fucking tough, man." 2:59AM BBT He's calling out other players like Dan and Rachel that were alone in the house, but beasted through and did really well. He says they have his respect. He does shoutouts to his family (at 3am BBT) then says even with all the highs and lows, it's still the coolest experience. [Paul needs to give Josh friendship talk tips. He sucks at them. Bad. - BBLP] [ DenBR is quiet, so Josh is likely the snorer in there since he's in the wave room now. - BBLP]
  22. 2:01AM BBT Kevin and Ramses head off to DBR to join the others already asleep. Kevin complains that it's fuckin' hot and tells Ramses to talk into his megaphone [yes he keeps calling it a megaphone, not microphone - BBLurkerPlus] and tell production to turn the air on. Ramses says he can feel the air coming on a little. 2:03AM BBT Kevin says it sucks what happened to Christmas and that she should just leave and come back next year when she can fully compete. Ramses mentions that his brother will love Kevin because he's hilarious. 2:05AM BBT Kevin recapping, reminding Ramses to study people's eyes for jedi training and calls Megan "the crazy broad who left." 2:06AM BBT Kevin freaks Ramses out by telling him he's hearing sounds, and Ramses takes the bait a little, then Kevin tells Ramses "get some sleep, goofy" and "make sure you say some prayers to somebody." [BB seems to have found their own adorable old Rudy - BBLP] 2:07AM BBT Meanwhile in HOH room, Paul and Dom talking about sleeping commando because of the heat. Paul says he's afraid he'll kick the sheets off in the night and be bare-ass naked like back home. Paul complains that it's like "for sure 80 degrees in here, big brother." Lots of restless sleepers for the next hour. 3:05AM BBT Kevin is still struggling to sleep and does a fakeout - removing one bandanna from his eyes to reveal another underneath. 3:08AM BBT Kevin still restless. Scratches his balls, then throws covers off, then scratches his leg then gets up to use the bathroom, most likely. Camera leaves DBR. BB seems to be having A/C problems as everyone seems to have their feet or bodies out of the covers through at least 3:30AM BBT.
  23. 1:42AM BBT Ramses, Pao-Pao/Alex, and Mark talking in KT. Mark asking Ramses to do squats with him. Well, begging really. Ramses agrees and they do a secret fist bump and then dab. Pao-Pao can't believe they just dabbed. They chat for a bit then break up. 1:46AM BBT Mark is doing REALLY POOR FORM pushups on bottom stair of stairs to HoH. Camera changes 1:47AM BBT Ramses, Kevin, and Paolex are talking in bed. Kevin says if Paolex hasn't been called, she'll be called to dairy at like 2:30am. 1:48AM BBT Dominique and Paul are talking about Cody in HoH bed. Saying Cody is so bitter and seems really cut off from friends and everything. Paul gets up to take a shower and camera changes. 1:50AM BBT Raven and Matt cuddling and talking in bed, lights on. Ravens calves are draped perpendicular across Matt's thighs. Talk turns into whispering. Raven says "we have this thing called a brain" - Matt points to her head and says "sometimes it's never used", Raven tickles him, mock mad. They laugh when Matt calls her a nerd and she protests until admitting "maybe a smidgen." 1:56AM BBT Raven tells a story about Kevin and Viagra that Kevin was telling earlier when Raven just woke up, and Matt tries to be interested. They end up tickle-wrestling again. Matt asks if she's going to take a shower. Raven is non committal. 1:58AM BBT Mark and Christmas are in WA chatting. Christmas says she's grateful to be in the house/game because she needed this reset in her life. She says she has trust issues and says the last 5 years of her life have been the best of times and the worst of times where she felt crushed. She just wonders when it's going to fuckin' stop. She's realized that her life is just kind of like that, and she has to accept the lows because the highs are part of that, too [sounds bi-polar - BBLurkerPlus]. 2:01AM BBT Christmas admits she feels close to Mark since their "magical emotional conversation" [the one when he cried] and says they're way more similar than she thought initially. Mark says he's emotional around emotional people. He says he felt like with Cody the relationship was "Game" but with Christmas and Dominique he doesn't feel like the relationship is "game." 2:00AM BBT Meanwhile, the exact opposite conversation is happening with Matt and Raven, with more tickling and flirting and goofiness. 2:05AM BBT Christmas confesses she's grateful to have met Mark, and admits her first impression of him was wrong. She says he's in a different perspective for her, which is all positive. Mark appreciates that. Christmas hopes Mark receives what he deserves from "this process." Mark says his time in the house is more about him just growing as a person. 2:08AM BBT Mark slips up and says "the sex will come" and Christmas is like "wha?" and he corrects it to "the success will come." 2:09AM BBT Mark and Christmas saying they don't like yes men, but like friends that call them on their stuff. Mark says he's very glad Christmas is still in the house. 2:10:30AM BBT Awkward silence. 2:14AM BBT Christmas admits that BB fell into her lap and she had the Summer free because she was planning a fucking wedding [that sounds like it fell through - BBBLurkerPlus] and this process and time in the house will help heal her heart. Both her and Matt are dancing around admitting that they want to move to LA and live the life as reality stars after the show because that seems lame and stereotypical. But that's clearly the plan of both from this conversation. 2:19AM BBT Paul in HoH bed with Dom talking about life after Big Brother. He says he's just a Z list bullshit reality star and didn't think it would be a big thing in LA with so many famous people, but when he got out it was INSANE. People stopping him, airlines holding planes for him, pilots taking pictures with him, paparazzi following him in Canada, border patrol recognizing him and all kinds of stupid shit. He said he couldn't walk 2 steps in new Orleans without getting stopped. He left bourbon street because he was so uncomfortable. He says he has anxiety with every meet and greet, but it makes a ton of people happy, so why not? The whole experience blew his mind. 2:41AM BBT Paul and Dom quiet down and go to sleep. 2:42AM BBT Mark and Christmas still talking in WA. Christmas apparently is a mini-mogul, and runs down her employee for Mark: operations girl, two interns, a guy launching her nutrition program, her IT guy, business advisor/agent, and a social media guru. She encourages mark to develop a weight loss nutrition program based on what he knows. They note the time and decide to eat, heading to KT. 2:46AM BBT Someone in DBR, Kevin, Ramses, or Josh snores. A lot.
  24. 9:33PM BBT Feeds are back. Your boy Paul won. Seemed like it was a multi-station challenge based on world locations. One of the stations required you to eat 3 servings of pate, 3 servings of caviar, and 3 servings of escargot while a hairy fat dude sweat on you. Paul explained: Competition was airport terminal themed. There were 6 passengers at the beginning at security. 5 Stations total, each station had a delay or an express forward to the next location. If you got the delay, you had to do a penalty. Locations seemed to be Australia, Hawaii, Tokyo, France, Venezuela (Venice? Paul said both). In first room, it asked about passengers on security line/wall in beginning. If you didn't know that, you got delayed. If you did, you got express to next room. Next room was math comp where you had to buy stuff from a pile of things and have it add up to $19. Next room asked what time it was in last room. If you didn't know it, you were delayed. Next room was Tokyo and there were 40 panels you had to punch and kick out. Next room was asking about Tokyo Room (camera changed - lost rest of explanation). Paul called it one of the most fun comps he ever played. Paul only got two penalties/delays, so he missed the eating and cold water rooms. Ramses got all the delays except one, and still had a great time. 9:43PM BBT Paul tells Raven Ramses is the biggest piece of shit ever because he tried to win comp when he was supposed to throw it. 9:45PM BBT Paul said he's leaving Pao-Pao/Alex up even though he told her he's taking her down. He wants to make sure Cody goes home, and leaving her up is a better plan, Paul thinks. 9:47PM BBT Paul still talking about Ramses. Says he checked off the last box in Paul's book. Paul says Ramses has a terrible poker face. When he gets pale and his lips go white you know Ramses is up to no good shit. Paul repeats he's off his list. Done. 9:50PM BBT Ramses walks in on the Ramses hate party and tries to smooth over the situation he KNOWS is bad. Ramses repeats over and over "I know that looked sketchy." Paul plays it off. Ramses takes a seat and conversation changes to Cody.
  25. 8:34PM BBT Still PoV. It's a long one. Seems too long to be the spelling comp, so some timed comp, maybe?
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