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Unfriending people from Facebook on their birthday because apparently I'm a fucking savage.

RT @guillermodiazyo: #Equality

@kerrywashington you are so pretty and talented <3

RT @JoeSantagato: Do you think Flo Rida still thinks his rap name is cool?

RT @CauseWereGlRLS: The little girl knows how to savage. im dead https://t.co/T94XymqUKE

RT @WorldStarFunny: When your alarm go off and you're deciding whether to go to class or drop out. https://t.co/zSm2VU0FGq

Dear Autocorrect: In what scenario would I want to type "fishing" instead of "fisting"? For duck sakes get it together.

RT @HistoryFlick: 90's fashion, Jennifer Aniston https://t.co/LuaL6kgz2b

@kadiedrake he's cute! <3 glad you're so happy xxoo

RT @KardashianHumor: When you realize you're attracted to fuck boys https://t.co/SiwvJ51KIS

@TheHoodVines @krystAmacintosH @CChauder i'm fucking dead

RT @chelseahandler: Here's the announcement for my new show on Netflix. https://t.co/Cqx89RkZNA

Sandra Oh is a goddess.

RT @chrissyteigen: Hate this macbook relationship. "When do you want to update?" "Later" "later today or later tomorrow?" Oh my god just fu…

@terrilynntalbot yes

RT @BetteMidler: Kim Kardashian tweeted a nude selfie today. If Kim wants us to see a part of her we've never seen, she's gonna have to swa…

@Machzy Good news! My calendar suddenly cleared completely up!

omg make it stop

One of the @ASAPscience guys is on Big Brother Canada this year. Definitely rooting for him.

Inconsolable after seeing #KellyOnIdol.

Largely underwhelmed by the #BBCAN4 cast so far. Great job casting the 19 year old girl who can't form a sentence.

@marissak_ get

@Machzy gtfo

@RlDICULOUSNESS @krystAmacintosH

RT @ThoughtCatalog: This Is My Depression http://t.co/cP31acCrTK