Modwild

Leaving a toilet one flush away from "clean" does not make you "green." As John Cage said on Ally McBeal, "I like a fresh bowl."

Check out #KidsAreHeroes new blog post: Pitching to the @RickyLakeShow. http://t.co/eBFqEK0w #DT @KidsAreHeroes

Yep. That'll happen RT @TrendingShow: Man Magically Cured Of Erectile Dysfunction After Drinking Wife's Breast Milk http://t.co/nceGrmFq

Sunbitch. I had a glass of wine left but knocked it in the bathtub. That is not the way to end a lovely soak.

Wine! In the bath! First time in far too long. Happy day after my birthday to me! http://t.co/lcfRszwK

IT'S RAINING! RAINING RAINING RAINING RAINING RAINING RAINING!!!!!!!!

Tournament of TV Fanatic: Vote Rachel Bilson vs. Maggie Q! - TV Fanatic http://t.co/kSkqi2Tc #HoD #hartofdixie @hartofdixietv @wilsonbethel

The facebok email switcheroo. Always so underhanded. I hate facebook. Sorry @lademoriel, I know you love it! http://t.co/f0eEFSCJ

Evil Gal Productions - THE TOURNAMENT OF EVIL! (!!!) http://t.co/sAm8gmdu - Sucks if you don't have a shirt, ijit. @evilgalprods

Tournament of @TVFanatic: Vote For Your Fave CW Star! - Porter v Somerhalder! http://t.co/KbcoyuHx @scottporter help us! @atxfestival #fnl

And we share with @filmthrasher! RT @cabri: @dloehr And happy birthday to you! You share a birthday with @Modwild, too!

Lonesome George, last of the Pinta Island tortoises, dies - http://t.co/w6yXn9ro http://t.co/dadvUoo2 - This makes me so sad. :-(

89 degrees in the living room. Is that all ya got? Well the electronics are on now baby. BRING IT MUTHA TRUCKAS!!!

Army Wives Review: Not A Moment of Peace - TV Fanatic http://t.co/d0LbRZ5R @armywives @reallycb @twogems57 @missalyssadiaz #armywives

I'm really enjoying @kateesackhoff being girlie on #A&Es #Longmire. She's why I watch. Go Katee!

Holy crap. Thunder out if nowhere. Maybe it will produce rain and drop the temp just a little?

Oh lookie! Resident Evil Apocalypse is on @Syfy! I don't even need to take a break after credits. Well, except commercials.

It seems the entire state of CO is going up in flames. Pray for us from the asstards who play with fireworks over the next week.

Help #KidsAreHeroes with outreach by donating 1 tweet per day. I did. http://t.co/i1CBnJfw #DT @KidsAreHeroes

I didn't laugh once during the Hangover, so why am I watching the Hangover II? Not even a smile. It's horrid.

Robert DeNiro scares the shit out of me.