YosemiteSam

Michelle proves the adage, You can put lipstick on a pig but it's still a pig.

Never heard that before niiice

omg lmaooooooooooooooooo

michelle as a realtor: "so this is the f'in house. you con see the f'in hardwood floors and the f'in baseboard heat. notice the f'in cove ceilings. notice the f'in fireplace which runs with f'in gas or f'in wood. notice the f'in marble f'in countertops and the f'in granite f'in flooah. i can't believe you can buy an f'in house like this. my mothah could never buy a f'in house like this. my f'in parents put me in jail. you must think your f'in bettuh then everyone else to buy a house like this. i need an f'in drink."

omg i'm wiping tears over here, LMAO that was great! Thank you, I needed that!

No kidding huh Denver. You would think believing he is Americas Player and freaking out about everything why they wouldn't question this is beyond me. BUT, if all goes well, works for me

HA, She says Dan isn't talking to her because he doesn't want anyone to know about their deal. DAYAM now she just said she would fock him up if he screws her...

wow, she just said that would be " gangsta" listen to her right now...Mrs. Capone in the hizz ous

She always makes sure to tell Ollie how she doens't need anything from anyone, like a guy buying her a beer. She won't even take one from someone. She's trying so hard to tell Ollie, I am your sugar mamma I will support you. Seem so independent and strong. No honey, you're a loser who buys men. Good luck with that!

Cwazy, Keesha's leaving????

how nice of April to say the clothes she got are ugly and she can careless about them. Niiiice

Ollie just asked April if she was wearing any makeup and she said " just mascara" HA! riiiiiiiight and the Earth is flat

Poster Police are cool, I just didn't want to ruin the thread with me cussing about the loser who shot at 3 cops.

Yes, the one Officer is in the hopsital, should be OK, the Gunman is in surgery. I'll refrain from saying what I want about that piece of CHIT PATHETIC life form on here.

LNAO thanks SHIPP!! ^5 , hey off topic but did you see the news , my husbands partner was involved in an incident today. Some guy shot at 3 cops. One was shot.

April telling OLLIE she can't wait to take care of him when they get out of there? Dumb ass bitch. Told you he has car payments and rent due, he'll stick by her side...She takes the BB Pathetic I let a man leech off of me award. When he jokingly said " Marry Me" WOW..Good get her off the market so a real man can find a real woman.

(_0_) LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LMAOOOOOOOOOOoo ..WOAH Keesha has no make up on, on BBAD what happened to her face?

Dirty AND Brilliant minds think alike

hat to replace her O'RING.......omg lmao

but wait......Isn't OLLIE going to.....nevermind don't want to get booted to much fun on here.

Hi SHIPP Yeah let me tell you, when she said she had it 4 times because it kept bleeding, ooozing out blood as she said lemme tell you. The name Butt Pirate came to mind.....Argggg matey

Can anyone tell me what Aprils talking about, she is saying she had surgery on her A-Hole that she woke up during surgery....Anyone?

Isn't Keesha rallying to keep April now? What the hells that about? I'm assuming she's going to side with them and Manchelle, bye bye Renny

Are these her PARTING GIFTS?

I miss my libra already. Keesha can careless about Renny in the HOH, she couldn't wait to leave the room and looked annoyed when she read the letter. you can bet libra would be there with her and would be happy for her. GAWD I hate Keesha PLEASE LEAVE THE HOUSE

hee hee heee JOY... Wish I had UVP laughing dog to put in that post.

Well remember Myss, this lasts a week, and ollie lasts 3 minutes....