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I'm so glad so many of you came around and joined Team Dan. I just read Dan Week 1 archive thread and it's hysterical how quickly everyone changed their tune about him. More proof of Dan's winning personality.

Cannot believe everything went exactly the way I hoped last night. Dan won $500,000 and Keisha won America's choice. This kind of stuff never happens in my world.

And Brian and Steven's remarks to the jury should be a lesson to all future houseguests of BB. Your emotions, outbursts and cattiness will be your undoing.

Congrats again to Dan. Love this guy!

If Renny is in the finals, she will win against anyone. The smart move this week would be to evict her, but I feel Jerry isn't savy enough to understand that. Jerry will put up the guys. Hopefully one of them will win veto and Renny will get backdoored. That would be my dream week.

After watching the sock puppet show last night, I really wanted Brian to stay. That was one of the funniest things I've ever seen on BB. I'm sorry he won't be around to make me laugh.

A couple years ago I went looking for a Big Brother message board. The name "Morty's TV" had a nice ring to it. I've been here ever since. I'm not leaving. . . ever.

If she had any medical condition that would jeopardize her health in jail, you can bet your ass her lawyers would have presented it long before this. Of course this condition only surfaced while in jail. . . it's called "big babyitis". Let's hope she suffers big baby crib death.

Her lawyers are filing an appeal on Monday so she'll probably be out again next week. But until then. . . have a nice weekend Paris!

This sounds like good news for anyone else serving jail time who becomes ill. Because, of course, they'll be able to go home too, right?

Paris Hilton has already been released from jail due to a medical problem. She will have to serve her original sentence of 45 days at home with an electronic monitoring device.

The report I read said she has served 5 days. Well, if she checked in at 11:30 pm on Sunday, and is already released Thursday morning, according to my math that is only 3 days.

I'll go drive drunk right now if I can spend 45 days at Paris's mansion.

My favorite headline so far: K-Fed Up

Maybe I can put some of the"fraud" rumors to rest. When I divorced, I first tried for an annulment. This is pretty common when your marriage is short-lived. Fraud is grounds for annulment, but it is extremely hard to prove. You try to come up with anything that you think will fall under these grounds. If you husband drank, you would say "I wasn't aware he drank". That is fraud. BUT. . . it never works. So then you just get the divorce and no harm, no foul. But it is always better to try for the annulment first.

Sorry. . . nothing interesting. It really is just a common term used to try for an annulment. I'm sure Kenny Chesney is not gay, was born a woman or kidnaps young girls & sells them into slavery.

She should hide under the HOH bed and listen to April & Maggie instead. That would be a much more eye-opening effort for her, in my opinion.

Wow, I posted a thread about how bad Julie Chen is and everyone attacked me. I think she's the most innocuous host of any reality TV show EVER. And I don't think she even watches the show.

There doesn't have to be physical contact to get thrown out. Scott from BB4 was thrown out for throwing a chair (not at anyone).

I think CBS is making a big mistake by bending this rule for Eric. It's setting bad precedent. They'll have to start making exceptions for more & more violations.

Eric should be gone.

Just as boring houseguests can make for a boring show. . . positive, friendly posts can make for a boring message board.

I have a sign in my office that says. . . "If I didn't bitch, how would you know I'm here?"

I bitch about all the reality shows on TV. . . and I watch every single one of them religiously.

I will never pre-judge a blonde again. Janelle has gone from being my least to my most favorite in record time. Good girl. Get those retards!

Beau's behavior toward Kaysar is way worse than anything I've seen Michael doing. Remember when Beau was sitting on Kaysar while he was laying on the couch? Beau was rubbing his face, running his fingers through his hair. I heard Kaysar say "stop" many times.

Also, to some people, Howie prancing around in a woman's bra is considered sexual harassment.

They all should just shut the f up.

We refer to Eric now as the "Food Nazi"