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Danielle prefers to only have mysterious conditions spelled out by acronyms. I am irritated by her bowels, as well.

Britney to Shane: "Shane, look! The moon is made of cheese."

Shane to Britney: "Mmmm. I like cheese."

Dan to Shane: "Cheese makes me constipated."

Shane to Dan: "Oh. I hate cheese".

Danielle to Shane: "Cheese is yellow. I love the color yellow."

Shane to Danielle: "Mmmm. I like cheese."

A moment of [REALITY] from Jerry:

To Memphis: "I want you to know I have a lot of respect for you, [FATBOY]. That thing I said to Angie was an off the cuff thing. I've never bad-mouthed you after that. I haven't played that way. [i LOVE YOU FATBOY WOMANIZER....HEH, HEH, HEH.] "

To Keesha: "You've been the nicest to me, [CANKLES] , and I want you to know I really appreciate it. [iS THAT ENOUGH TO GET YOUR VOTE?]

EDIT: Please excuse all this vitriol, but I've got to release a little steam from the boiling pot of Jerry-hate. I do feel better. Now if I could just stop imitating that HEH-HEH-HEH satan-laugh to my mother when I give her updates on the house...it can't be good...

Just listening to him eat ice-cream is disgusting.

Spot on, Marty!

It's official, Michelle is DE-LUUUUU-DED!

It's the worse kind of liar who lies to themselves!