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RT @BlacknMld: Captain America don’t even fuck with America https://t.co/yC5bubM3GZ

RT @DemetriMartin: I just got a private jet. It’s very small. I guess you could say it’s a toy jet, but it’s private.

RT @chanelpuke: Cop: Do you know how fast you were going? Me: My snapchat selfie says 45 Cop: LMAO ADD ME https://t.co/1RjK1ExvrZ

RT @chandlerriggs: https://t.co/IX2tiOi5NK

crying https://t.co/lmesTdCWgy

remember when the walking dead was my favorite show HA

Black Mirror season 4 episode ranking: 6. Metalhead 5. Crocodile 4. Arkangel 3. Hang the DJ 2. Black Museum 1. USS Callister

@MarGar_24 Yes haha that’s a good prank

RT @djsantero: This is utterly insane https://t.co/Jk59SQB9fU

RT @MuslimIQ: BREAKING: 319 days later: Refugees: •0 Attacks •0 Deaths •4 Travel Bans Americans: •56,863 Shootings •14,335 Deaths •326 Ma…

RT @softstenbrough: “that chicken better be thawed out by the time i get home” https://t.co/csCi9RS96F

RT @lindsaylohan: @kendricklamar DM me

RT @Call_Me_Hanky: It’s actually a message to Whataburger telling them to come to Kansas https://t.co/Uakmv9WQkE

RT @shanedawson: A youtuber making an apology video for not liking "IT" is my favorite thing to happen in 2017. https://t.co/MzMwH7asv0

RT @Stranger_Things: 5 days. #StrangerThings https://t.co/2Qo5okOJgm

@BQQuinn Friend goals

DANG SO TRUE https://t.co/NhVzM2Pz91

RT @JamieDMJ: maybe if we put 2016 in rice?

RT @Kagarise18: When people from Kansas City leave Kansas City they never stop reppin Kansas City

RT @feytastic: Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Que…

RT @csydelko: my half birthday is on Wednesday and if no one wishes me a “hap birt” I will be extremely disappointed

I love bill hader more than you probably

RT @LebaenesePapi: my divorced parents https://t.co/BGKapl6pu7

RT @Dory: Y'all ever been so late that you just took yo time

RT @_ihateyall: Ask him what bills he paying to be slamming doors in my fuckin house https://t.co/MC9OWNIsLy