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@HoarseWisperer LOL. I once asked my mechanic to please check the snake belt on my car. He blinked and said, "You mean the serpentine belt?"

@DontH8theWoo Look up some fear of flying help vids on YouTube and watch.

Wonder if this will go in Becca's scrapbook. #Bachelor

@CaseyCagle @Delta @NRA Very pathetic of you. So if NRA was a democratic organization you would not care? Should no… https://t.co/xTvgIfgcGc

@SethMacFarlane I really hope they get a bridge cat this season.

@kitten_academy I know everyone thinks she should be in labor already, but she honestly looks to me like she has aw… https://t.co/qskY7Y1Ta8

RT @TheTweetOfGod: At this point I'm just like, whatever.

@kitten_academy I think he's my favorite. Such a little social lovebug.

@bradtravelers I watched 6 episodes yesterday! Excited to get back to it today. :)

RT @TheTweetOfGod: Probably the biggest campaign mistake Roy Moore made from a strategy standpoint was repeatedly molesting children.

@Starbucks how do you run out of peppermint when you know its winter season and everyone will want a peppermint mocha? #fail #pepperminmocha

@BB19KEVIN I want to go!

@bradtravelers @showcasedotca Rewatching season 1 for the third time now.

Foster babies, Brutus, Mark Antony, and Egypt. <3 https://t.co/3IiO0vWi7U

@dougmillsnyt @Acosta @realDonaldTrump The look of epic fail.

@kitten_academy @jlf1988 Does he care for the kittens too?

@RavenWaltonBB19 I notice she hasn't made any tweets. Wonder why.

@BB19KEVIN Loved when you did the silent skits with random objects for the cameras when no one else was around.

@TheTucsonHeat @ElTucsonMonsoon Please go away. You melted the rearview mirror off my car's windshield several tim… https://t.co/tS9l1b86ro

RT @michdiane: Unpopular #bb19 opinion: Cody is just as useless as everyone else. Didn't get what he wanted and threw a fit and stopped pla…

@sebroche All defence had to do is place a little doubt in the jury's minds. It doesn't take a lot.

Yuri getting some rest on Caturday. https://t.co/65oqFLRap5

@alleycatallies My feral boy. I call him Seeley. Feed him every night. Sweet guy, with a kitten meow. Won't let me… https://t.co/U8ZjluWpbo

RT @kalpenn: White House schedule says his Daily Intelligence Briefing was at 10:30am. This was the tweet he sent at 10:51am.

RT @TheOnion: White House Staff Reminded To Place Lids Firmly On Trash Cans After Steve Bannon Gets Into Garbage Again https://t.co/HAlKFHL…