Chris Duel

Eric (screaming): Rachel's farting! April just ripped one over by the pool!

April and Beau go into the house to eat ice cream.

Beau has now joined April, Maggie and Jennifer on the hammock. Eric sits on the grass. Rachel joins them at 9:35 BB Time.

Catty April: I think it was Ivette who told me the first time she saw Janelle she thought she was a transsexual.

Maggie: If they show the scene where I grab Jen's tittys, I will die.

Eric: If one person in this world is watching this show and sees the way I played this game and says, "I want to have those kinds of morals," then I've won. Because I'm representing my family, I'm representing my morals and I'm representing me.

Eric (to Jennifer, April and Maggie): I'm rallying the troops! This is Custer's last stand!

Eric (to Beau): If you get HOH, you need to put James and Kaysar up. ...they're all calculating, but Kaysar and James...

Maggie walks up.

They ask he who she would put up next week. She doesn't answer the question.

Ivette: I'd put Janelle and Kaysar.

Eric: I may walk out that door on Thursday, but I'm going to make this playing field even for everybody.

April: Sarah and James are going up next week if I win HOH.

Eric says the "chess piece" suggests that the POV competition will be mental and not physical.

James just asked Sarah about the guy she's dating back home.

Sarah said she's not dating anyone right now.

(Hmmmm. I thought CBS wants us to believe the two of them are a couple!)

Yikes.... they just went to Fishes Again!!!!

Multiple cutaways to Fishes as Eric tells a boring story of his move from Boston to Las Vegas.

Ivette is listening like this is some sort of incredible story.

Eric took a pay cut from $65,000 (with overtime) to $48,000 to go work in Las Vegas.

Eric just admitted to smoking a little pot in high school.

...then... Fishes!

Shockalot,

Great transcript. Thanks.

I was amused by Eric at first.

But he's become nothing but a hothead freak!

If Michael, Janelle and Kaysar get booted in sequence, this is going to be one boring house!

Where's Bunky when we need him? :roll:

That was intense.

Eric didn't look like he was about to back down.

I guess Big Brother and the Fishes intervened with seconds to spare!