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they start telling bird poop stories. howie was jogging on venice beach and a bird pooped on his shoulder. janelle had her arms full of groceries and was walking home in 110 degree weather and a bird shit on her head.

one shirt says "America loves fiesty firemen".

jen says "are you f_ckin kidding me. a bird just shit on my shirt

jan, mag and april outside talking about mike and cigarettes

maggie: you think they would let him buy some?

jan: in the sequester, yes.

maggie: (to april) don't you be looking at me like that.

jan: what?

april: if he comes back in this house it's meant to be for me to smoke again right?

maggie: i'll kick you right off this

april: right?

jan: no because if you already quit then you shouldn't be smoking.

april: micheals probably not even gonna wanna give me any...no he will

maggie: why?

(i'm on quad and the other conversation got louder so couldn't hear april)

the chess board was on the kitchen counter. sarah is taking it to the GR.

maggie, howie and april outside on the lounge chair

maggie: little does she know we heard her swearing up a storm which is so out of character for her (sarah)

jen washing dishes. james is out of the shower

april: for veto james said he came out and looked at the pinatas and took a long time...trying to get in everyone's head and figure out exactly what people were thinking. (something about the number of balls inside the pinatas)

maggie: the way they were crying went kaysar left, but james wanted kaysar out so bad.

april: after kaysar left sarah put her key on his.

ivette: i told sarah, how far did you think you guys were gonna go anyway. five people aren't gonna win the money.

howie: well it's not gonna be sarah. and hopefully it wont be james either. next week.

april: james keeps saying he has never watched bb

maggie: he keeps correcting me on peoples names

april: i called him out on it earlier. he talks about it all the time

maggie: why would you lie about not seeing bb

april: if that sob is there at the end....he is only getting the 50,000. i told the DR and i don't care if i hate the person that is next to him at the end

howie: we spray the raid on him, but he just keeps getting back up again.

maggie: so we hit him with a snow plow, a freight train, a freakin grenade

ivette: james is going for the number of vetos in bb history

april: two were given. (to howie) do y'all just wanna kick yourselves in the ass for that?

howie: i wanted him out the door but kaysar wanted to bring him back and i was like WHAT. the plan was to bring him back and it backfired.

april: the mother f_cker is good. he talked his way into staying.

howie: we'll get him five on one this time in the veto. don't care about getting the veto..care about him not getting it.

outside

ivette: he may try to play this game all by himself.

maggie: well as long as he keeps pitting two groups against each other

beau: has he tried to tell you that jan or rach has been talking bad about you?

howie: no, and if he did i would just laugh.

they all agree they want anyone to win hoh except for james.

james: if kaysar comes back he is gonna be so pissed at you guys.

jan: he's gonna be like what the hell happened.

james: he's gonna be so pissed.

jan: he is gonna be pissed, but he's gonna be more pissed at them i think. (she points outside i guess)

james goes to shower

april made a plate of pb&j sandwiches and takes them outside for the group to share. maggie said thanks april, i'll make the next one. howie, maggie, april, beau and ivette on the lounge talking. janelle still on treadmill. james goes to bathroom area, then to kitchen looking for something to eat, then back to talk to janelle

james: i'm putting on fat weight

jan: me too

jan: i wish there was....actually i'm glad there's not a scale. because i think i would start crying

james: oh BB would f_ck with the scale too...some days it would be 10 lbs heavier sometimes it would be 10 lbs lighter. or i would

james to jan: i keep my word. you never go into the facts. and now we just missed an opportunity to get rid of maggie. half the house already wanted me out, why would i want the whole house against me?

janelle is on the treadmill. james said he wants to hate them so much for stabbing him in the back, but it is strategy and he would probably do the same thing. he tells jan he is at an emotional crossroads right now

Maggie, Jen, Ivette, April sitting near kitchen on floor talking. Jen said everyone was kicked out of the competition for a specific reason and in a specific order. Ivette said "they picked off our group first." April thinks Howie will put up James and Sarah and said it was kaysar's plan. Jen doesn't think they will go with Kaysar's plan. She thinks it will be Maggie and Ivette with Beau going up if veto is won and used.

James got his wish. BB called him to the diary room. The other group seems to think he will control hoh this week.

maggie, ivette, beau talking outside about if they don't get hoh next week, the other team will have more votes. ivette goes inside and brings back coasters and lays them out on the chaise lounge, one for each of the houseguests. they use colors for each team. april joins them. they don't think janelle should be their next target after kaysar is gone since she doesn't have a partner. they are talking about putting up james and howie next week. they feel like janelle is teaming up with sarah and james.

april: this may be farfetched. what if we try to make a deal with kaysar?

everyone:NO

James asks if those relationships only last 7 or 8 months and she says NOOO like 4 years. he asked how she could have 10 4-year loves and she said she has been really, really, really been in love 3 or 4 times. james: oh, i guess i didn't use enough reallys when i asked. she talks about each of her loves

James asks Janelle is she has really really been in love. she said yes, like 10 times. kaysar cracks up laughing.

ivette is sitting outside the hoh room. maggie is pointing to a mirror and things in the kitchen. ivette laying on the floor outside hoh room and then starts scooting on her stomach, or slithering like a snake. audio is still from GR so cannot tell what ivette and maggie are saying.

ivette, beau, april and maggie at kitchen table. feeds switched so didn't get anything they said

James, Howie, Kaysar and Janelle in GR are cracking each other up. Janelle mentions April wanting to be a spokesmodel again and they are all laughing really hard. Howie sprays something over James and Kaysar falls in the floor, literally rolling on the floor laughing and saying i can't breathe. i'm gonna die.

sarah says it smells like they just made the popcorn. there is so much candy they think they will be sick but jen says she doesn't care.

rachel: jen i know you wanted to see your movie.

sarah: i was screwing those bulbs in so fast.

jen: i heard janelle say y'all are doing good. y'all are doing good.