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10/13 - Episode 4.09 - Old Alan: Alan agrees to treat Charlie and Jake to a movie, although Charlie is dismayed to learn they are seeing a claymation kids movie. When Alan sees someone from Jake's school and goes to chat, Charlie is stuck paying for the tickets. When he comes back, he says he'll pay for the snacks, yet Charlie is not surprised when Alan has conveniently forgotten his wallet. On a double date later that night, Charlie gets angry when Alan suddenly has to go "powder his nose" when the check is called for. We see a scene from the future, with Old Charlie going into the movies with a younger, cute date and an Old Alan and 40-year-old Jake behind the popcorn counter.

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10/23 - Episode 4.10 - Sex: Alan is looking to sell his condo and Berta leaves Charlie's house. Alan and Charlie go to a meeting for sex addicts (similar to Alcoholics Anonymous), so Alan can sell his condo and Charlie can get Berta back. Charlie meets a gorgeous woman named Pam at the meeting.

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10/31 - Episode 4.11 - A Very Special Christmas: Charlie is seeing a woman named Gloria. His curiosity, and interest in her, is raised when his mother forbids him to see Gloria anymore. He and Gloria are in the bedroom when Evelyn and Dorothy, Gloria's mother, enter the room and reveal a secret so big that it forces Charlie out of bed.

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11/11 - Episode 4.12 - Naomi [Airing in January 2007]: Alan becomes involved with Berta's daughter Naomi, who has a newborn daughter of her own. This causes Evelyn to tell Alan during dinner with both families that she disowns him, until Naomi's boyfriend suddenly arrives, forcing Alan and Naomi to break it off.

11/24 - Episode 4.13 - Mental Block: Charlie's mother, Evelyn, puts his house on the market without asking him, showing it to a wealthy, elderly Japanese man named Hiroshi. Charlie later catches Evelyn and Hiroshi naked in her living room together behind the couch.

12/04 - Episode 4.14 - Goodbye Rose: Charlie goes to a bar and is upset when the pretty young women, at least fifteen or twenty years younger than him, let him know that he's too old for them. He jokes with Sheri about his "dentures" and she tells him that her father has the same problem, then when he hits on Shannon, she tells him that she doesn't have daddy issues.

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12/15 - Episode 4.15 - Getting Older: Charlie and Alan must face the fact that they are getting older when they feel the need to "parent" and can't keep up with their mid-twenty year old dates. Charlie's date, Robin, forces him out of bed to go to a club when Charlie needs to rest before having more fun. Alan's date is a goth young woman named Megan. Megan offers Alan ecstasy and smokes a cigarette, much to Alan's disgust.

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12/29 - Episode 4.16 - Young People Have Phlegm Too: After feeling old on the dating scene for awhile, Charlie meets a woman named Donna at a bar who makes him feel young. He leaves Alan dancing with an older woman on the dance floor and goes off with Donna so she can show him that he isn't as old as he thinks.

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01/27 - Episode 4.17 - Evelyn: Charlie, Alan and Jake shop for a last minute birthday gift for Evelyn. When they get to her house for her birthday celebration, they meet Roger and Philip along with their newly adopted son from China, Changpu. Evelyn helped Roger and Philip adopt Changpu and in turn, they think she is the perfect mother. To teach their mother a lesson, they set up a play date between Changpu and Jake, in which Jake teaches Changpu, an expert cellist, to play "Smoke on the Water" on his cello while Jake plays on his electric guitar.

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02/03 - Episode 4.18 - Growing Up: Charlie has a group of friends over to play poker and tells them Alan and Jake went camping. The group laughs when they hear thunder and look outside to see lightning and pouring rain. Charlie, Alan and Jake are sitting watching TV and surprised when suddenly they see Kandi on the tv provocatively dressed as a police detective, standing over a beautiful, sexy corpse in a hotel room.

02/16 - Episode 4.19 - Herb's Sister: Charlie is on a date with a beautiful but spacey woman named Bethany. She is babbling nonsense when Charlie pulls up to the restaurant. The valet lets Bethany, still babbling, out of her side of the car, and when he closes the door, Charlie decides it isn't worth it and drives away.

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02/23 - Episode 4.20 - Herb's Sister Part 2: Judith and Herb are getting married so Charlie and Alan take Jake to a tuxedo shop to get fitted for a tux. Jake wants the powder blue one, but his father says no way. While dropping Jake off later, Alan meets Shannon, Herb's ex-fiance, and they flirt. At the wedding, Judith walks down the aisle and looks horrified when she sees Charlie with the rest of the guests. In the middle of the ceremony, everyone is shocked to hear yelling coming from the lobby. It's Shannon, yelling about how Alan is an animal, that's he's a wild stallion. Fully dressed and obviously nothing going on, Alan looks shocked. He says he is happy for Judith and Herb and wants her to stop and she says she is not over it and continues. He runs into the chapel to show people that nothing is going on. Source: SpoilerFix.com

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03/14 - Episode 4.21 - Alan's Gay?: Alan and Jake hang out with a man named Greg and his 13-year-old daughter Sophie. After sailing one day, they come back to Charlie's house to have lunch and Alan tells Jake and Sophie to hang outside while they get lunch ready. Sophie asks him when he found out his dad was gay. He tells her that his dad isn't and she says that her dad is. Jake notices she smells like strawberry and she tells him it's her lipgloss. He asks if it tastes like it smells. When she asks if he wants to find out, he leans in... then touches her lip with his finger then tastes it. Source: SpoilerFix.com

03/23 - Episode 4.22 - Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous: Charlie goes to a psychiatrist, as he wants the doctor to convince him that he is straight. When his time is up, he bribes the next patient, a woman crying in the waiting room, to take her appointment time as well. Source: SpoilerFix.com

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The show is currently on hiatus. The series was renewed for a 5th season of 24 episodes. The series will air on Mondays at 9 p.m.

07/19 - Episode 5.01 [Airing September 24]: Charlie, Alan and Jake are shopping for new school clothes and supplies. When they are in line to checkout, a very big man cuts in front of them. Alan tries to reason with him, finally chickening out and letting the man cut in. Suddenly a pretty woman rushes up, waving. Charlie calls her by name, saying hello. The big man turns around, asking if Charlie knows his wife. The woman is clearly nervous and Charlie realizes he should say no and get himself out of the situation quickly but saying he mistook her for an ex-girlfriend. He then hustles Alan and Jake out of the store as quickly as he can. Source: SpoilerFix.com

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08/01 - Episode 5.02: Charlie rushes downstairs in the morning, telling Jake and Alan a fake story to use to get out of spending more time with the woman upstairs. Alan tells him he is not going to lie to get him out of his problem, yet when Evelyn shows up unexpectedly, he promptly gives her the story. Charlie later finds himself out on a ledge after climbing out the window in a woman's house when her husband unexpectedly arrives home. Source: SpoilerFix.com

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08/15 - Episode 5.03: Charlie and Alan go on a double date with two single moms. Charlie's date is a judge and professor. During the date, the waitress recognizes Alan, who is embarrassed when she asks why he never called her after saying he would. The next morning, Charlie is ushered into court on a drunk and disorderly charge, along with resisting arrest, and is surprised when he looks up to see the judge from his disastrous double date. Source: SpoilerFix.com

08/25 - Episode 5.04

08/25 - Episode 5.05: Charlie is at a date's house, about to get lucky, when the doorbell rings and her ex is standing there with their young son, saying he has to go out of town for work and can't keep him for the weekend. Charlie hangs out with the little boy and the mom, getting the little boy to eat his corn and go to the bathroom by making up funny, a little bit inappropriate songs while mom is in the other room. Source: SpoilerFix.com

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08/25 - Episode 5.05 - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat [Airing October 22]: Charlie is at a date's house, about to get lucky, when the doorbell rings and her ex is standing there with their young son, saying he has to go out of town for work and can't keep him for the weekend. Charlie hangs out with the little boy and the mom, getting the little boy to eat his corn and go to the bathroom by making up funny, a little bit inappropriate songs while mom is in the other room. Source: SpoilerFix.com

09/21 - Episode 5.06 - Help Daddy Find His Toenail [Airing October 29]: Charlie is sleeping with an older woman, a Judge, who was just voted Judge of the Year. He attends a banquet with her, in which she is the guest of honor, and proceeds to make a fool of himself. When they break up, he tries to get over the breakup by ordering in Japanese, Charlie-style. Alan answers the door to find a beautiful Japanese woman standing there, and Charlie tells her that he will meet her upstairs. Source: SpoilerFix.com

10/02 - Episode 5.07 - The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room (fka "Am I Drunk or Are You Shrinking") [Airing November 5]: Charlie brings home a beautiful woman from the bar who says she just wants to get to know him better. He gets into an argument with Alan and when the woman sort of sides with Alan, Charlie makes a stupid comment, sending the woman home early. Source: SpoilerFix.com

10/14 - Episode 5.08 - Waffles: Charlie becomes Charlie Waffles, who writes and sings children's songs. He becomes an instant hit, picking up a woman in the grocery store when she tells him her daughter is a huge fan and he gets invited to play for her daughter's birthday the next weekend. At the party, the children love him and much to Alan's annoyance, so do the mommies. Charlie's agent (maybe?) books him on a live, sold-out show later on and even though Charlie shows up drunk as a skunk, the kids love him. Source: SpoilerFix.com

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11/18 - Episode 5.11 - Save Room for Mud Pie (fka "Donna") [Airing March 17]: Charlie and Jake go out for pizza and Jake notices a pretty girl coming in with her mom. He wants to talk to her but is afraid so Charlie agrees to go over and make nice with the mom to ease the way for Jake to talk to the daughter. The mom asks him to leave and he ignores her. She tells her daughter to go get a refill and Jake follows her and they watch as the mom gives Charlie a face full of pepper spray. Source: SpoilerFix.com

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02/28 - Episode 5.12 - Caregiver: Charlie invites a young woman named Mitzi over to have some quality time and as they are kissing and beginning to enjoy each other's company, she begins sneezing. Charlie gives her some nasal spray and tells her to sneeze into the pillow so he won't catch her cold. As she is leaving, she kisses his forehead then coughs right into his face. When Charlie comes down with the cold and finds himself alone at home, he tries to call Evelyn but she claims to be sick as well so she is unable to come take care of him. Later, we see Mitzi meet someone in a coffee shop and learn that it was all a setup for someone to get closer to Charlie. Source: <a href="http://www.spoilerfix.co

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03/19 - Episode 5.14 - Winky-Dink Time (fka "Milly") [Airing April 14]: Alan tells Rose that he's given up on love and that he hired an escort. When she arrives, he pours them both some wine and things quickly get uncomfortable when she starts to kiss him and tell him he's the best. Meanwhile, Charlie and Jake are out at an upscale restaurant for dinner with a woman named Jess and her daughter Milly. Jake keeps trying to impress Milly, making it seem like he believes in everything she believes in. Charlie can't seem to remember his time in the past with Jess and keeps probing her for clues to jog his memory. Source: SpoilerFix.com

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> Currently on hiatus. The series was renewed for a sixth season.

08/30 - Episode 6.01 - Taterhead Is Our Love Child [Airing September 22]: Charlie, Alan and Jake are out together when Charlie sees Chrissy, a woman he knew 12 years ago, had a fling with, then never spoke to again. Alan assures him the woman has probably forgotten about him, when she turns around and they see a boy about 11-years-old that looks just like a younger Charlie. Alan teases Charlie enough that he goes to see Chrissy and ask if the boy is his. Her answer doesn't really shock him. Source: SpoilerFix.com

08/30 - Episode 6.02 - Forty Dollars [Airing September 29]: Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Charlie for the money. He again finds Charlie in bed with a beautiful woman. After Charlie shoos him out and assures him he'll get the money for him later that day, the woman asks if Charlie is really out of cash and Charlie tells her not to worry, that he has plenty of hooker money. Source: SpoilerFix.com

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This show is built on a foundation of sophomoric bathroom humor and dick jokes and it's one of my favorite shows.

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Two and a Half Men once again will stage a family reunion when Emilio Estevez guest-stars on "kid" brother Charlie Sheen's CBS hit sitcom.

Estevez will play a former drinking and partying buddy of Charlie Harper's who comes to visit. The air date is TBD.

"My dad did the show a couple of years ago," Sheen says in a statement, alluding to Martin Sheen's gig as a love interest for Holland Taylor's Evelyn, "so it was only a matter of time until someone of my brother's talent could also come and play in our sandbox."

Earlier this week, TVGuide.com reported exclusively that James Earl Jones would be guest-starring this season, as the minister officiating at Charlie's funeral.

Former Brat Packer Estevez's film credits include The Breakfast Club, St. Elmo's Fire and Young Guns (in which he costarred alongside his bro). As a TV director, he has helmed episodes of such series as Cold Case

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I recently got in to watching this show. It's freaking hilarious for anyone else who may have had reservations like I did. I also like how every episode is new. It's not like you really needed to see the one before to know what's going on. It's just stupid humour that's freakin' great!

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Charlie met Mia a few years ago and fell madly in love with her... they broke up. Charlie met Chelsea last year and fell madly in love with her. What happens when Mia walks back into his life - who will Charlie choose?

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LOVE this show! It is my favorite!

Not sure if I am ready to see Charlie settle down with Chelsea..in fact I am not...I prefered Mia.

I think CBS can find somebody more interesting to watch besides Chelsea to play a love interest for Charlie.

I also enjoy it when Charile goes to see his therapist (sp)...I think she will also be appearing on the new show "Glee" (?) not sure of her name.

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