Jem Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 Brianna Varela Date Of Birth: October 29, 1983 Hometown: Edmonds, WA Occupation: Retail sales/make-up artist Marital Status: Single Biography Brianna Varela is a soon-to-be 22-year-old retail sales/make-up artist from Edmonds, Washington. Source Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingOfRealityTV Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 Brianna has potential... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted September 8, 2005 Author Share Posted September 8, 2005 A "Survivor," "Apprentice" walk into a bar ... By Pamela Sitt Seattle Times staff reporter Brianna Varela of Edmonds will be on "Survivor: Guatemala." She says she was "bitten and starving." I was having drinks with Alex Thomason from "The Apprentice" at Joeys on Lake Union the other night when a girl approached our table. "I'm so sorry to interrupt," she said, "but I recognized you from 'The Apprentice' and I had to come over and introduce myself. My name is Brianna ... " I looked at her. "Hey," I said. "You're that girl who's gonna be on 'Survivor.' " Indeed. It was Brianna Varela from "Survivor: Guatemala," the 21-year-old from Edmonds who loves makeup and Britney Spears and hot pink and turquoise together. She turned to me. "I never said my favorite actress was Britney Spears." OK, but that's what the CBS Web site said. (For the record: It's Uma Thurman. Britney is her favorite performer.) It was Brianna's first day on the job as a waitress at Joeys. I grabbed a cocktail napkin and borrowed her pen. She seemed anxious to get back to her tables. We wasted precious moments discussing how not cute Britney Spears is when she's pregnant: "She looks like Courtney Love." Enough small talk. Was Guatemala fun? "I think 'fun' is one of the last things I'd call it," she said. "I was getting bitten and starving myself." She started going on about how she appreciates everything more now, like friends and family and ice cubes. She showed me the bug bites on her tanned, skinny little arms. "Are you good at camping?" I asked. "I can go camping if there's, like, a motor home," she said. "I wore pink shorts out there, OK? But that doesn't mean I can't go out and give it my all if I have to." Right. I could go camping in a motor home, too. If I really wanted to, which I don't. Brianna looked tiny in person, which made me think she might have stayed in the game for a while because we all know "Survivor" is the best diet ever. To be honest, if she wasn't such a sweetheart I'd probably have to hate her because she's super cute and she's about to be famous. In related news, rumors are flying that fan favorites Bobby "I Look Like Jesus Christ" Jon and Stephenie from "Survivor: Palau" will return for the new season, either as castaways or ... cave people, I don't know. We'll see what happens when the 11th edition of the hit series premieres at 8 p.m. Sept. 15 on KIRO. Meantime, in Austin, Texas, a horde of zombies reportedly tried to crash the local "American Idol" auditions. I am not making this up. "Braaaaaains!" the zombies said. "Television rots your braaaaaains!" Producers wound up serving them with release forms to appear on the show. The zombies signed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ranster627 Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Buh-bye girlie-girl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingOfRealityTV Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 DAMMIT Quit kicking off the cuties!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfrider Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 LoL King , guess we should play the game by kicking off the ugly so we know we can win on beauty alone . okay if we doing it that way does that go for the guys too , lol , hmm I like Brandon and Blake and damn Judd looks like my daughters fiance only bigger , lmao. You know if we did that wouldn't the game have to be Surviving beauty , lol . Wait that could be a new reality show for guys , well interesting thought for guys just give us girls one for us too. Just playing have a good night , but I do kind of like that idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ Lips ~ Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 No personality + flat affect = Brianna. I'm glad she's gone. She was a bore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingOfRealityTV Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 LoL King , guess we should play the game by kicking off the ugly so we know we can win on beauty alone . okay if we doing it that way does that go for the guys too , lol , hmm I like Brandon and Blake and damn Judd looks like my daughters fiance only bigger , lmao. Sure!! Works for me!! Don't worry about your boys Wolfie, they won't be going anywhere for awile... Yaxha will be picked off one by one... Besides, Margret will be the first to go on nakum.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiamondAuraPayge Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 I think Blake is hot. AND Jeff lol Brandons' sort of cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottishTXn Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Brianna was a complete flatline____________________ personality........buh bye lassie! Next................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sethbullock Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 1 word - WORTHLESS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fighting fish Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 The least she could do was pretend to push the opponent away. She was just standing there like a freakin' pole. I can only imagine Jamie and the whole Yaxha tribe's frustration. I'm glad she got booted. Her personality didn't help her either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStilesClan Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 I did not like her. Im glad shes gone!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weazlegirl Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 The least she could do was pretend to push the opponent away. She was just standing there like a freakin' pole. I can only imagine Jamie and the whole Yaxha tribe's frustration. I'm glad she got booted. Her personality didn't help her either. I agree. No personality or horrible one (can't make up my mind), standing there not trying at all. It's like, push the girl flat on her bum, get moving girl! I couldn't stand to sit there and watch her do nothing. Stephanie was trying so hard! So was Lydia, for what it was worth. Glad she's gone! Good riddance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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