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Did anyone catch it last night? I watched a little of it, and its an absolute pony show. I mean really, look at all that plastic surgery. I heard its a rule now that at least 75% of a contestants body must be from their home state.

And Billy Bush, man he shelled out a lot of crap. Here's a little bit of his message, talking about last years MA (not exactly word for word, close though)

BB: Being Miss America assures many qualities and opens many exciting opportunities for the winner

Now, here's what he was REALLY saying

BB: Being Miss America assures many qualities (such as: never being heard from again and never being able to compete again) and opens many exciting opportunities (such as: janitor, porn star, janitor again, lunch lady, 2 janitors, mailady, whore, and many other demeaning jobs) for the winner.

And im not putting the girls down entirely, but when did Harvard require it's applicants to stand on their hands and be able to play twinkle twinkly little star on the piano?

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LMAO!!! :lol:

I watched perhaps 30 min of Miss America (did you catch Donald Trump's smug smile at the end?) and it sucked! It always sucks! Can you imagine equating your success in life on your looks alone and nothing else? And then crying tears of joy when you "win"?! :?

Maybe someday we'll do away with pageants, until then, change your channel! :wink:

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Cman, 75% of their body has to be from their home state?

Are you sure you're not using us as guinea pigs for part of your new material? If you are it's good!

Is this the pageant that the gal from my home state of NC won last night? I didn't watch, but heard on some news program this morning that someone from Charlotte, NC had won some title and would be competing in the Miss I'm Queen of The World competition or something.

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I searched desperately for a "My Mother The Car" episode, lacking that arguably classier television option, I took a nap!

Pageants are soooooooo yesterday! Btw, disability note here, Ms Wheelchair was dethroned recently when (gasp) it was found she could stand! (True Story) :roll:

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Cman, 75% of their body has to be from their home state? 

Are you sure you're not using us as guinea pigs for part of your new material? If you are it's good!

well, ya ty, because their boobs are 100% plastic. Apparently babies that breast feed from that have no problem switching to bottled milk, because they already have their lips around recycled material. And yes, you are all my guinea pigs for my comedy store work :D

But now that I think about it, didn't the judging seem ludacrius also? I mean, Sugar Ray freakin Leonard was down there. Why? I mean seriously, He's a tough no-sissyness guy. I mean, a gay guy I can understand, because they don't view those women like real guys do. Because the guys, we look at boobs and figure. We don't care about talent unless involves one of the two listed above! I mean, if this was a breast competition, why not try our luck at the...

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NATIONAL INSTITUTE OF SILICONE. THAT'S RIGHT VIEWERS, THIS IS THE MEDICAL OFFICE RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY SUCKING AND FATTENING THAT EVER EXISTED. WE MAKE OUR OWN MATERIALS TOO, FROM OUT SILICONE, WHICH WE CUT OUT OF OLD JELLO MOLDS, DOWN TO OUR SCAPELS, MADE FROM UNDISCLOSED MATERIAL, WHICH LOOKS TO US AS TROLL DOLL HAIR AND POSSIBLE A TWINKY AND HEY, IS THAT A STICK? NOW, THE BREASTS!

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hey guys..Miss America wasn't on last night...??

It was Miss USA, I think ...

Miss America wasn't broadcast this year, they are retooling it to be a reality type show they say ...

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I was wondering about that but becuase I was watching the CMT Awards instead, I couldn't remember which pagent was on. I just knew there was a pagent on. I think these same rules apply in the female version of these pagents as in the gay ones.

In Miss America, you must have all of your original body parts and none can be enhanced. Miss Gay America follows that same rule, and also requires besides the usual pagent categories there is also a category called "Male Interview" where the contestant has to be himself, dressed as himself, and talk as himself.

In Miss USA, enhancement is not only encouraged, but almost a prerequisite for a winner. Same in Miss Gay USA. It is open not only to female impersonators, but to transgender and all those in between. Breast enhancement being the most popular form, but we can't leave out butt and a variety of other enhancements.

I've been to both pagents, (the gay ones) several times, (no! not as a consestant, only as part of the audiences) and trust me, these contestants and always the winners are some of the most beautiful 'women' in the world.

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I'm sorry to say she was crowned right here in Maryland.

It was held in our newly refurbished Hippodrome Theartre (I've got tickets for Lion King here.... can't wait)

http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/bal...allery?index=11

Didn't care about the pagent.... just wanted to show off this beautiful theatre. ^^^^^^^^^^

Tymorty.... did you find out if the winner was from your state :?:

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Whatever pageant took place Monday night :rofl , the winner was from NC, yes.

Wow, what a theatre slowpoke.....It's gorgeous!

I have NO idea if her upper body parts are real or not. We'll have to check with Cman about that. :twisted:

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