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IT TAKES FIVE MINUTES . . . . . . . . .

For our girl Chima to lick her lips,

for Natalie to shower during her once-a- week trips.

For Kevin to kiss Lady Chima's boots,

for Lydia to dye her well-exposed roots.

For Russell to wash his cauliflower ears,

for Jeff to acknowledge all his fans' cheers.

For Jordan to process the coup d'etat shock

and watch Jeff replace the two on the block.

For Michele to at last make the decision

that Nat and Chima are overdue for eviction.

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Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Jeff

Poor houseguest, barely any of his alliance left.

Then one day he was winner of a coup

And out through the door went a muscled up fool.

Jessie that is. Little head. No brain.

Well the first thing you know Jeff's in the middle of a fuss

Houseguests said, "Hey! Jeff you lied to us."

"You usurped the HOH and you have no loyalty."

Then they cried and they whined and they mourned their "man" Jessie.

Widows that is. Drunken hags. Skanky hos.

The Big Brother Show

:insert catchy theme song music here:

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Well now it's time to say goodbye to Chima and her 'tude.

She whined and bitched and cackle-laughed and really acted rude.

She called Russ a terrorist--we're glad to see her go.

Now let's all get back to watching the Jeff and Jordan Show!

Lovebirds that is. Share a kiss. Take your clothes off. Ya'll get married now, y'hear?

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Well now it's time to say goodbye to Chima and her 'tude.

She whined and bitched and cackle-laughed and really acted rude.

She called Russ a terrorist--we're glad to see her go.

Now let's all get back to watching the Jeff and Jordan Show!

Lovebirds that is. Share a kiss. Take your clothes off. Ya'll get married now, y'hear?

That was the best Marshall!!!! I will be humming the these to the Bev Hilbillies all day now, thanks my dear!

LOL!

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Here's the story of a wench name Chima

In West Hollywood is where she likes to roam

She makes claims of being educated

Yet her pathetic a$$ is now home.

Her weave and cackle were instant turn-offs

And her jokes were psycho babble flops

As her ego grew bigger and bigger

Her publics ratings showed only drops

Now this last Thursday, this crazy lady

Got owned by a tool called Coup d'etat

And thus began her ultimate demise

As she wound up with Nat & Lydia

She began to thow out words like 'loyalty'

And attacking people on gender and race

She began to yell and destroy property

And now we've seen the last of her ugly face!

Good riddance Chima

Good riddance Chima

We're so happy your no longer

wasting our air space!

Brady Bunch Theme Song

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Dear Chima,

Splish Splash, I didn't want a bath

on that fateful Big Brother night.

Rub Dub, I was drownin in the hot tub

Thinkin I was gonna die.

Nat fished me out and put my pieces on the side

Wrapped a towel around me as though she tried to hide.

Bing Bang, America saw the whole thang

Good Golly Miss Chima. We went out with a bang.

PS>

I don't think I like you anymore.

Mic

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Is there Greener Acres on the other side?

Big Brother is the place to be

Seclusion is the life for me

Fightin spreadin out so far and wide

Keep on fightin, just give me that winning side.

Hoh is where I'd rather stay

I get to choose if you go or stay

I just adore the spyscreen view

But scream at me and you will be through.

The Noms

The POV

You Lose

The Vote

You are my evictee

Good by Big Brother Life

JURY HOUSE YOU ARE THERE.

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Another Saturday Night and I aint got no live feeds

I just get the fishies and the trivia all day

How I wish I had Houseguests to make fun of

I'm in a awful way.

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OMG these are great....Keep them coming... though now for the rest of the evening I will have those theme songs in my head.... :lol:

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For the Best HG line category

J & J (On last nights show 08/09) When talking about the spider making a web

Jordan: If I were a spider, I don't think I'd know how to make a web

Jeff: Dude, what goes on in your mind, like, what do you think about during the day???

I rewinded it twice and was totally :animated_rotfl:

Now that is funny :animated_rotfl:

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  • 2 weeks later...

Jordan, Jordan

Have you any clue?

with Nat and Kevin

a storm is bout to brew.

Michelle doesn't

even have a chance

Kevin will boot her

without a backward glance.

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Big Brother 11 is now in the tank

And so at this time I'd like to thank

The person responsible - the nasty skank.

I can't bring myself to speak her name

Or even type it - and she's to blame.

As we approach the end of the season

The show's gone south and she's the reason.

As I crown her the Queen of Big Brother Liars

May I pull her teeth with a pair of pliers?

No, I can't do that - it would be too mean.

Mustn't hurt the newly-crowned Queen.

And so, in closing, it pains me to say

She played a good game with the guy who's gay.

Together they managed to get rid of the others.

It wouldn't have ended this way if I had my druthers.

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