oldguy Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 IT TAKES FIVE MINUTES . . . . . . . . . For our girl Chima to lick her lips, for Natalie to shower during her once-a- week trips. For Kevin to kiss Lady Chima's boots, for Lydia to dye her well-exposed roots. For Russell to wash his cauliflower ears, for Jeff to acknowledge all his fans' cheers. For Jordan to process the coup d'etat shock and watch Jeff replace the two on the block. For Michele to at last make the decision that Nat and Chima are overdue for eviction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lvgal Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 .......good one, old guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ktbruin Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Once again, Oldguy nails it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whttigress Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 THE BEST LINE EVER: JEFF: "You don't control anything Chima just so you know." I love it way to go Jeff!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 THE BEST LINE EVER: JEFF: "You don't control anything Chima just so you know." I love it way to go Jeff!!!!! I love Jeff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosebudmom Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 old guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srmarshall32 Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Jeff Poor houseguest, barely any of his alliance left. Then one day he was winner of a coup And out through the door went a muscled up fool. Jessie that is. Little head. No brain. Well the first thing you know Jeff's in the middle of a fuss Houseguests said, "Hey! Jeff you lied to us." "You usurped the HOH and you have no loyalty." Then they cried and they whined and they mourned their "man" Jessie. Widows that is. Drunken hags. Skanky hos. The Big Brother Show :insert catchy theme song music here: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srmarshall32 Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Well now it's time to say goodbye to Chima and her 'tude. She whined and bitched and cackle-laughed and really acted rude. She called Russ a terrorist--we're glad to see her go. Now let's all get back to watching the Jeff and Jordan Show! Lovebirds that is. Share a kiss. Take your clothes off. Ya'll get married now, y'hear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunchlady1 Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 srmarshall32 ... That was GREAT!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myss911 Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Well now it's time to say goodbye to Chima and her 'tude. She whined and bitched and cackle-laughed and really acted rude. She called Russ a terrorist--we're glad to see her go. Now let's all get back to watching the Jeff and Jordan Show! Lovebirds that is. Share a kiss. Take your clothes off. Ya'll get married now, y'hear? That was the best Marshall!!!! I will be humming the these to the Bev Hilbillies all day now, thanks my dear! LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myss911 Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Here's the story of a wench name Chima In West Hollywood is where she likes to roam She makes claims of being educated Yet her pathetic a$$ is now home. Her weave and cackle were instant turn-offs And her jokes were psycho babble flops As her ego grew bigger and bigger Her publics ratings showed only drops Now this last Thursday, this crazy lady Got owned by a tool called Coup d'etat And thus began her ultimate demise As she wound up with Nat & Lydia She began to thow out words like 'loyalty' And attacking people on gender and race She began to yell and destroy property And now we've seen the last of her ugly face! Good riddance Chima Good riddance Chima We're so happy your no longer wasting our air space! Brady Bunch Theme Song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sibesrul Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Dear Chima, Splish Splash, I didn't want a bath on that fateful Big Brother night. Rub Dub, I was drownin in the hot tub Thinkin I was gonna die. Nat fished me out and put my pieces on the side Wrapped a towel around me as though she tried to hide. Bing Bang, America saw the whole thang Good Golly Miss Chima. We went out with a bang. PS> I don't think I like you anymore. Mic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElleNaturelle Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 I'm going to have that hillbillies song in my head all day.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sibesrul Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Is there Greener Acres on the other side? Big Brother is the place to be Seclusion is the life for me Fightin spreadin out so far and wide Keep on fightin, just give me that winning side. Hoh is where I'd rather stay I get to choose if you go or stay I just adore the spyscreen view But scream at me and you will be through. The Noms The POV You Lose The Vote You are my evictee Good by Big Brother Life JURY HOUSE YOU ARE THERE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted August 22, 2009 Author Share Posted August 22, 2009 Another Saturday Night and I aint got no live feeds I just get the fishies and the trivia all day How I wish I had Houseguests to make fun of I'm in a awful way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosebudmom Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 OMG these are great....Keep them coming... though now for the rest of the evening I will have those theme songs in my head.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sibesrul Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Hey Hey we're the houseguests People say we're lying around But we're too busy scheming To believe anybody now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrowhead Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 For the Best HG line category J & J (On last nights show 08/09) When talking about the spider making a web Jordan: If I were a spider, I don't think I'd know how to make a web Jeff: Dude, what goes on in your mind, like, what do you think about during the day??? I rewinded it twice and was totally Now that is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosebudmom Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Jordan, Jordan Have you any clue? with Nat and Kevin a storm is bout to brew. Michelle doesn't even have a chance Kevin will boot her without a backward glance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Big Brother 11 is now in the tank And so at this time I'd like to thank The person responsible - the nasty skank. I can't bring myself to speak her name Or even type it - and she's to blame. As we approach the end of the season The show's gone south and she's the reason. As I crown her the Queen of Big Brother Liars May I pull her teeth with a pair of pliers? No, I can't do that - it would be too mean. Mustn't hurt the newly-crowned Queen. And so, in closing, it pains me to say She played a good game with the guy who's gay. Together they managed to get rid of the others. It wouldn't have ended this way if I had my druthers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shann Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Awesome OldGuy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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