Marty Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Wow that is really good Elle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElleNaturelle Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Thanks everyone. I couldn't sleep last night and had been wanting to participate in this thread (I guess stress has it's upside?). Now, I can let it go. At one point I was even trying to change the lyrics of "Jenny From The Block" to: Don't be fooled by the cock I ain't got, I'm still, I'm still Jessie from last year's block. I do very little but I whine alot, No matter where I go I forget where I came from. That's all I was able to come up with, so I scrapped it and the other one just came so much easier. I'm glad you all got a kick out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosebudmom Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Elle that was so great..... I was lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 WOW Elle!!! Great job!!! *You know it's amazing, when OldGuy tells you it's a classic* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElleNaturelle Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Oldguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara5229 Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Wow incredible job, Elle!!! Loved it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Listen, my children, and you shall hear - There's been a tragedy in the house, I fear. When Chima opened her mouth wide in a yawn Poor Kevin fell in - I'm afraid he's gone. But wait! There's good news to report! Ronnie went in to save him - he's such a good sport. Now Chima has severe indigestion - She should try to puke, that's my suggestion. Poor Jessie now knows he's lost two of his team. He's entered the bathroom and begun to scream. But he just saw in the mirror his reflection And was heard to shout: my God, what perfection! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
straykat Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 You are the best, oldguy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 For the Best HG line category J & J (On last nights show 08/09) When talking about the spider making a web Jordan: If I were a spider, I don't think I'd know how to make a web Jeff: Dude, what goes on in your mind, like, what do you think about during the day??? I rewinded it twice and was totally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 My favorite line so far in the game is when they had the major fight going on and Jeff walked thew the camera shot and said. "Where are my car keys?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 My favorite line so far in the game is when they had the major fight going on and Jeff walked thew the camera shot and said. "Where are my car keys?" I loved that one too!!! He seems to have the best timing with his wit, that's for sure!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
straykat Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Back when Casey was still there, he was saying something about the crazy stuff in the house and he said, "I'm not sure about anything." Jeff responded, "I'm not even sure these are my shoes!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 He does say some funny things! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Natalie said "I'll start World War 5." Come on, girl, what's with that jive? Did I somehow miss numbers 3 and 4? After World War 2 were there still two more? I know all about Vietnam and Korea But the world looked on saying "good luck, we'll see ya." Afghanistan/Iraq are awful, it's true But they're not world wars like 1 and 2. So get with it, girl, and learn your history. The real world wars are really no mystery. Just tell your rival "Stay away from my man - If he needs help I'll give him a hand." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Once again, AWESOME as always Oldguy!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njdukie Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 You all are soooo clever!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosebudmom Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Chima, Chima is such a bitch Nat without a shower makes me want to itch. Jesse playing with 2 girls is such a scum, and is blonde Jordan really that dumb? Jeff is a favorite with all the fans, And Lydia can't stay away from Jesse with her hands. Russell can't figure out who to believe, And will Michelle continue to deceive. Kevin can't decide to side with the girls or the boys, when the house fights they make alot of noise. okay this is as far as I could get...Want to jump in anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosebudmom Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 I was hoping some other BB fans would have something to add Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted August 11, 2009 Author Share Posted August 11, 2009 Rosebud: There was nothing to add...you did a beautiful job. Everyone is saying great things. Let me try something new - I'll call it: "BB Performance Art". Jessie: Wahhhhhhhh. Whahhhhh, this just isn't fair (like a baby wailing for it's mama teet). Suckle Suckle - thanks Mama - I mean Nat. Jeff: Drooolll...yummy, yummy, droolll, tingle, tingle - (insert funny Jeffism here) - Drooolll, yummy, yummy. Jordan: Well, I think the theory of life is....oh look a penny - it's so pretty and shiny, speaking of pretty once I saw this dandilion floating in the air, and oohhh ohhh Jeff will you blow in my ear - thanks for the refill. Russell: Ronnie's the rat (tosses cheese from a basket to all of us)...(then asks for cheese back) cause now I am the rat. Nat: Lie, Lie, I'm 18, Lie, Lie, Jesse suck on this for a minute Mama's here for ya, Lie, Lie. I want to go to Vegas and have a Mike's Hard Lemonade but I am only 18...Lie, Lie, Just cause I feel like it. I am the Queen Bee - feel my might sting...uh oh I just lost my stinger what does that mean? Lie, Lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosebudmom Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 calif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheeltitan Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Chima complains much Wah wah wah wah wah boo hoo Big Brother ain't fair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A_BB_Aholic Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Jesse, last year, wasn't my fave But it seems, in 8 months, he learned to behave He got $crewed by the game It was almost the same CBS, YOU've become the knave! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted August 14, 2009 Author Share Posted August 14, 2009 Jesse Jesse your game still blows picked your friends and picked your foes Coup d'eted and out you goes All 10 fingers - All 10 Toes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted August 14, 2009 Author Share Posted August 14, 2009 Lydia is whining on and on about jessie and nat said good god he isn't dead he's on vacation! CuriousMeg...I hope it is OK that I lifted this Quote from the Lydia thread...but after the Wake (Pity Party) for Jesse's departure that I thought this line from Nat is a BB classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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