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Let the good times roll...

Anything from Shakespeare to Tweets

Maybe Old Guy will return with some new classics.

Ronnie, Ronnie, Rat Rat Rat

Lies, Deception, Chat Chat Chat

Feign Lifting Weights and Losing Fat

Picture: Wife and Kitty Cat

Spent Too much Time with Jess & Nat

HOH all went To Shat

Houseguests figure Tit-for-Tat

Going Home like That That That

Poor Ronnie, Ronnie, Rat Rat Rat

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Let the good times roll...

Anything from Shakespeare to Tweets

Maybe Old Guy will return with some new classics.

Ronnie, Ronnie, Rat Rat Rat

Lies, Deception, Chat Chat Chat

Feign Lifting Weights and Losing Fat

Picture: Wife and Kitty Cat

Spent Too much Time with Jess & Nat

HOH all went To Shat

Houseguests figure Tit-for-Tat

Going Home like That That That

Poor Ronnie, Ronnie, Rat Rat Rat

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Ronnie is a Rat

Who loves his cat

He thought he was all that

And now his master plan went splat

He may have wanted to be the Lord of the dance

But didn't get rid of Russ when he had the chance

Because Russ now makes him want to piss his pants

And the junk food he has will only bring ants

He hides in the HoH day and night

His belly button thing was a horrible sight

Atleast the other HGs have seen the light

And pretty much have told him to go fly a kite

*That's all I got so far* :cheers:

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Thanks SueZ, didn't know I had it in me, lol...

Who had what in them? I'm just catching up on BB for today........... Oh duh, I should read the thread title.

Reaper, you're poet and ya didn't know it. Well my reply was grim, lol. Salute :food-smiley-005:

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Skank of the house is Lydia

Guaranteed to give you Chlamydia

Token gay guy is Kevin

Total words spoken on the show is seven

Jessie is still a total douche bag

Yet, his man boobs are starting to sag

Jeff is from Chi town

Having Jordan on the block hasn't gotten him down

Casey is like Boogie in 15 years

I hope he brings Ronnie to tears

Chima is annoying as hell

She has a body that would NOT sell

Russell is a tool

But, thinks he's so cool

That's it for now

Re-reading my post, I realize it sucks, Wow

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I know of a guy named Jessie

who's a friend of my friend named Tessie.

While straining to pump iron one day

Jessie was heard to excitedly say

Oops! I think I just made my thong messy!

Chima is the name of the girl with the weave.

Her behavior seems to make some people heave.

I'm sure you recognize her distinctive face.

Her lips can be seen from outer space.

(poet's note: stop with the catcalls! - or I may

come up with more verses after I become

familiar with the hg's.)

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Haikus are fun, direct, don't rhyme, simple language & generally a great way to express people and occurances in the BB house.

Haiku themes are "typically" about nature, feelings and experiences.

The challenge of the Haiku is to paint a verbal picture in only 17 syllables.

The most common form of Haiku is 3 short lines.

The first line usually contains five (5) syllables, the second line seven (7) syllables, and the third line contains five (5) syllables.

Haikus can be fun.

Try one they are addicting

BB not the same

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It's flip-flop, flip-flop.

The houseguests hate eachother.

And Ronnie's the rat.

Except, it's flip-flop,

Back to the same old bullcrap.

And Jessie still sucks.

(Nature references: rat, and bullcrap)

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Jedi Jani: Thanks for jumping in with such great Haikus.

I loved that you brought in the nature reference and in addition to Rat and Bullcrap thought of stinky fish or a hallucinogenic bullfrogs with your "flip flops".

BUT, I especially liked how succinctly you captured a strong feeling I too have for Jessie in just 5 syllables:

"And Jessie still sucks"

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Jedi Jani: Thanks for jumping in with such great Haikus.

I loved that you brought in the nature reference and in addition to Rat and Bullcrap thought of stinky fish or a hallucinogenic bullfrogs with your "flip flops".

BUT, I especially liked how succinctly you captured a strong feeling I too have for Jessie in just 5 syllables:

"And Jessie still sucks"

Thanks califcyclone,

I just love writing haiku.

Here's some more, enjoy.

All muscles, small head.

It

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Jessie is douchebag

Jessie is gigantic douchebag

Jessie is douchebag

LOL, LMAO, ROFLMAO, LOL, :animated_rotfl: LOL, LMAO, ROFLMAO, LOL,

God did I need that after tonight's HOH - I am spitting bullets in between vomiting a little in my mouth over Jesse's "win".

Bee Buzz game sucks wind

Can't stand rats, Nats & pea brain

Jessie's a creatin.

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I know of a guy named Jessie

who's a friend of my friend named Tessie.

While straining to pump iron one day

Jessie was heard to excitedly say

Oops! I think I just made my thong messy!

Chima is the name of the girl with the weave.

Her behavior seems to make some people heave.

I'm sure you recognize her distinctive face.

Her lips can be seen from outer space.

(poet's note: stop with the catcalls! - or I may

come up with more verses after I become

familiar with the hg's.)

YEAH! We pulled Old Guy back out! Hey now can we ask that we get some more youtubers of you doing your thang?

Or maybe we can just send you into the BB House. I can only imagine what crazy things would go down!

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HAIKUS

Five words, seven words and then five more,

Syllables to count - may I use more than four?

Do I have to get Nature somewhere in there?

Mother Nature? Human Nature? A lion in his lair?

Limericks and poems with words that rhyme

Are no longer cool - they're past their prime.

So goodbye old friends - there's nothing more to say.

You must give way to Haikus - they now rule the day.

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HAIKUS

Five words, seven words and then five more,

Syllables to count - may I use more than four?

Do I have to get Nature somewhere in there?

Mother Nature? Human Nature? A lion in his lair?

Limericks and poems with words that rhyme

Are no longer cool - they're past their prime.

So goodbye old friends - there's nothing more to say.

You must give way to Haikus - they now rule the day.

That is really good! Are you married, oldguy? I love a man who can write poetry on the fly!

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In answer to your question, Straykat, my wife passed away 10 years ago. I'm still a young guy (not really an

oldguy). I'm only 73.

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