Califcyclone Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Let the good times roll...Anything from Shakespeare to TweetsMaybe Old Guy will return with some new classics. Ronnie, Ronnie, Rat Rat RatLies, Deception, Chat Chat ChatFeign Lifting Weights and Losing FatPicture: Wife and Kitty CatSpent Too much Time with Jess & NatHOH all went To ShatHouseguests figure Tit-for-TatGoing Home like That That ThatPoor Ronnie, Ronnie, Rat Rat Rat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maryanasgrammie Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Califcyclone, that is very good. I'm impressed as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiddyhouse Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Love that !! Come on oldguy, I know you got one in you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara5229 Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Love it, good job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOWONDER777 Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Let the good times roll... Anything from Shakespeare to Tweets Maybe Old Guy will return with some new classics. Ronnie, Ronnie, Rat Rat Rat Lies, Deception, Chat Chat Chat Feign Lifting Weights and Losing Fat Picture: Wife and Kitty Cat Spent Too much Time with Jess & Nat HOH all went To Shat Houseguests figure Tit-for-Tat Going Home like That That That Poor Ronnie, Ronnie, Rat Rat Rat Excellent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Ronnie is a Rat Who loves his cat He thought he was all that And now his master plan went splat He may have wanted to be the Lord of the dance But didn't get rid of Russ when he had the chance Because Russ now makes him want to piss his pants And the junk food he has will only bring ants He hides in the HoH day and night His belly button thing was a horrible sight Atleast the other HGs have seen the light And pretty much have told him to go fly a kite *That's all I got so far* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueZqueZ Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Thats all you need whippersnapper!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Thanks SueZ, didn't know I had it in me, lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipp Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Thanks SueZ, didn't know I had it in me, lol... Who had what in them? I'm just catching up on BB for today........... Oh duh, I should read the thread title. Reaper, you're poet and ya didn't know it. Well my reply was grim, lol. Salute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Skank of the house is Lydia Guaranteed to give you Chlamydia Token gay guy is Kevin Total words spoken on the show is seven Jessie is still a total douche bag Yet, his man boobs are starting to sag Jeff is from Chi town Having Jordan on the block hasn't gotten him down Casey is like Boogie in 15 years I hope he brings Ronnie to tears Chima is annoying as hell She has a body that would NOT sell Russell is a tool But, thinks he's so cool That's it for now Re-reading my post, I realize it sucks, Wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowpoke Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 High School Cliques Ain't wortha lick BB should be hit over the head with a stick ^^^ a work in progress... can anybody helpppppp me ??? feel free to jump in anytime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueZqueZ Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 BB's given them a teeter One on which they can totter With one guest on the end They then shall all begin To POP the other Home to their mother..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElleNaturelle Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Token gay guy is Kevin Total words spoken on the show is seven Holy crap, that's hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 I know of a guy named Jessie who's a friend of my friend named Tessie. While straining to pump iron one day Jessie was heard to excitedly say Oops! I think I just made my thong messy! Chima is the name of the girl with the weave. Her behavior seems to make some people heave. I'm sure you recognize her distinctive face. Her lips can be seen from outer space. (poet's note: stop with the catcalls! - or I may come up with more verses after I become familiar with the hg's.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted July 23, 2009 Author Share Posted July 23, 2009 Haikus are fun, direct, don't rhyme, simple language & generally a great way to express people and occurances in the BB house. Haiku themes are "typically" about nature, feelings and experiences. The challenge of the Haiku is to paint a verbal picture in only 17 syllables. The most common form of Haiku is 3 short lines. The first line usually contains five (5) syllables, the second line seven (7) syllables, and the third line contains five (5) syllables. Haikus can be fun. Try one they are addicting BB not the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediJani Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 It's flip-flop, flip-flop. The houseguests hate eachother. And Ronnie's the rat. Except, it's flip-flop, Back to the same old bullcrap. And Jessie still sucks. (Nature references: rat, and bullcrap) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted July 23, 2009 Author Share Posted July 23, 2009 Jedi Jani: Thanks for jumping in with such great Haikus. I loved that you brought in the nature reference and in addition to Rat and Bullcrap thought of stinky fish or a hallucinogenic bullfrogs with your "flip flops". BUT, I especially liked how succinctly you captured a strong feeling I too have for Jessie in just 5 syllables: "And Jessie still sucks" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediJani Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Jedi Jani: Thanks for jumping in with such great Haikus. I loved that you brought in the nature reference and in addition to Rat and Bullcrap thought of stinky fish or a hallucinogenic bullfrogs with your "flip flops". BUT, I especially liked how succinctly you captured a strong feeling I too have for Jessie in just 5 syllables: "And Jessie still sucks" Thanks califcyclone, I just love writing haiku. Here's some more, enjoy. All muscles, small head. It Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheeltitan Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Jessie is douchebag Jessie is gigantic douchebag Jessie is douchebag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted July 24, 2009 Author Share Posted July 24, 2009 Jessie is douchebag Jessie is gigantic douchebag Jessie is douchebag LOL, LMAO, ROFLMAO, LOL, LOL, LMAO, ROFLMAO, LOL, God did I need that after tonight's HOH - I am spitting bullets in between vomiting a little in my mouth over Jesse's "win". Bee Buzz game sucks wind Can't stand rats, Nats & pea brain Jessie's a creatin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vannatc1 Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 I know of a guy named Jessie who's a friend of my friend named Tessie. While straining to pump iron one day Jessie was heard to excitedly say Oops! I think I just made my thong messy! Chima is the name of the girl with the weave. Her behavior seems to make some people heave. I'm sure you recognize her distinctive face. Her lips can be seen from outer space. (poet's note: stop with the catcalls! - or I may come up with more verses after I become familiar with the hg's.) YEAH! We pulled Old Guy back out! Hey now can we ask that we get some more youtubers of you doing your thang? Or maybe we can just send you into the BB House. I can only imagine what crazy things would go down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 HAIKUS Five words, seven words and then five more, Syllables to count - may I use more than four? Do I have to get Nature somewhere in there? Mother Nature? Human Nature? A lion in his lair? Limericks and poems with words that rhyme Are no longer cool - they're past their prime. So goodbye old friends - there's nothing more to say. You must give way to Haikus - they now rule the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
straykat Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 HAIKUS Five words, seven words and then five more, Syllables to count - may I use more than four? Do I have to get Nature somewhere in there? Mother Nature? Human Nature? A lion in his lair? Limericks and poems with words that rhyme Are no longer cool - they're past their prime. So goodbye old friends - there's nothing more to say. You must give way to Haikus - they now rule the day. That is really good! Are you married, oldguy? I love a man who can write poetry on the fly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King123 Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Oldguy, you always make the best ones! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 In answer to your question, Straykat, my wife passed away 10 years ago. I'm still a young guy (not really an oldguy). I'm only 73. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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