LenRay Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Since no music is allowed on BB, can't we imagine familiar tunes only with special lyrics, titles? Re: Jerry To the tune of "Goldfinger"...."Nose Picker? He's the man, the man with the snotty hand...he's never washed..." Re: Keesha (dedicated to Memphis) "He Stopped Loving Me....Today..." Re: Angie (dedicated to Keesha) "You Ain't Woman Enough To Keep My Man..." Any other ideas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misha Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 RE: Brian "Too much, too little, too late to ever try again" RE: Steven "Save a horse, ride a cowboy" RE: Angie "Smoke gets in your eyes" RE: Jessie "I'm too sexy for this game... too sexy for this game... this game is sooo lame" (Okay, I took poetic license with that song) RE: Libra "I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother, I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, I do not feel ashamed" Re: April "I feel pretty... oh so pretty... I feel pretty and witty and gay... and I pity... any girl who isn't me today... lalalalalala" RE: Michelle "100 bottles of beer on the wall, 100 bottles of beer..." RE: Ollie "Hey... won't you play... another somebody done somebody wrong song" RE: Renny "So don't turn off the lights, I don't wanna be in the dark tonight" RE: Keesha (for being jealous of any other woman who got more attention than her) OR Dan (for those poor swimming trunks) "It ain't easy being green" (as sung by Kermit the frog) RE: Memphis "There will come a day, When youth will pass away, What will they say about me? When the end comes I know I was just a gigolo, Life goes on without me." RE: Jerry "Got a bag of frozen peas, I use on my knees. I injured from beggin' And tryin' to please. If you believe that I'm losing my fat Got a workout program And a new rubber mat I'm a dirty old man I do what I can Tryin' to make a livin' I'm a dirty old man" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCS Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Very good you guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kywildcat Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Kudos, Misha! Hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myss911 Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Brian - Already Gone - Eagles http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFeBo8M4RhE Steven - The Rodeo Song (sorry I couldn't help it) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5Rqe3KLE5w Angie - Silent All These Years - Tori Amos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmGnEFu-1_0 Jessie - Do You Think I'm Sexy - Rod Stewart Libra - Loud and Clear - The Cranberries http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nlmjdfbn6fc April - D.U.I - The Offspring - Michelle - Jessies Girl - Rick Springfield - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adaYUM5wl7c OR Rehab - Amy Winehouse http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD5sahXoj0U Ollie - Ollie - I'm A Ho - Whodini (ROTFL! Gotta hear the whole song!) Renny - We Like To Party - Venga Boys http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUUGblNjK20 Keesha - Get'cha Head In The Game - High School Musical Memphis - I'm Fat - Weird Al Yankovic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9Zt8mn14hY Jerry - 84,000 Different Delusions - Shawn Colvin http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UVtUcEmtqs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elysium Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 RE: Steven "Save a horse, ride a cowboy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LenRay Posted September 9, 2008 Author Share Posted September 9, 2008 All great guys. Misha, I'm impressed with your range of musical interests!!! Here's a few more: Memphis (after Keesha is evicted) (wearing that bogus Sinatra hat that is too small for his huge, fat head!) "She never bothers with people she hates... That's why the Lady is a Tramp..." Jerry (any song affiliated this Oscar the Grouch, Sesame Street) Keesha as she exits BB house... "Who's sorry now? Who's sorry now? No matter what you say, you're gonna pay...You're who's gonna be sorry now." Keesha (singing to Memphis, a la Betty Boop/Helen Kane...running her hands all over Memphis's chest, etc.) "Boo-Poop-A-Doop....I wanna be loved by you just you and nobody else...I wanna be loved by you a lone..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njdukie Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 For Jerry: Dirty Man by Joss Stone For Dan: Michigan St. fight song For Keesha: Who Knew by Pink For Memphis: One Bourbon, One Scotch and One Beer (for when he goes back to his "mixology" job) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara5229 Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 good ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misha Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Awww... I blush. Thank you. I do have a rather eclectic taste in music. Might try to come up with some more... am thinking there has to be another one for Dan. LOL Re: Dan "The jig is up, the news is out, they finally found me out... The renegade who had it made retrieved for a bounty" - By Styx then again... Maybe this would suit Dan better... hehehe "A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Keesha by my side A little bit of Libra is all I need A little bit of April is what I see A little bit of Michelle in the sun A little bit of Renny all night long A little bit of Angie here I am A little bit of you makes me your man" - Mambo #5 (with a little bit of poetic license used) (If there had been one more girls name to replace in the song, I'd probably have to put Marty's name in there... LOL) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LenRay Posted September 9, 2008 Author Share Posted September 9, 2008 I keep telling Marty she needs to check out his package before dumping a sure thing!!!!! LOL!!! More great music, Misha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonoerin Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 George Thorogood & The Destroyers - Get a Haircut & Get a Real Job! Nothin' but the best for Memphis! Note the reference to Big Brother 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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