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New Occupations For Hg's


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Brian . . . . . . .Ventrilaquist

Angie. . . . . . . Brian's Puppet

Steven . . . . . Cowboy hat salesman

Jessie. . . . . . Mirror salesman...prolly wouldn't be very good at it because he wouldnt want the mirrors to stop reflecting him and would grab the mirror back and scream at the customer to leave...

Ollie . . . . . . . Condom tester

Jerry . . . . . . .Walmart Greeter

Libra . . . . . . .Leona Helmsley replacement

Dan . . . . . . . Logic Puzzle creator

Renny . . . . . .Broadway flapper dancer

Keesha . . . . .Dog hearing tester (with her laugh)

Michelle . . . . .Lion Tamer

April . . . . . . .Sex Therapist

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kiddy April sex therapist...

Me thinks not, sex therapists tell/advise people what they NEED to do.

April on the otherhand would have to be a sex surogate, she wouldn't want to sit on the sidelines advising,she would have to jump right in,interactive so to speak, and get her hands a little messy,okay alot messy!!!

just sayin

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Nemille - Wight, I stand cowwected - Gawwett Mowwis. Thanks fah taking the time to cowwect me. Pewhaps you'd like to add some intewesting and witty comments too? :idea2: All welcome for gwins and giggles :P

Sono - Gotcha! Thanks. Cheews :cheers::faint:

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Jerry becomes mega film star in series of Thriller Hits...

THE BOOGER MAN...Obnoxious old man's boogers seek revenge when their creator (Jerry) is pushed into empty pool!

Ollie/April have their own reality show. Scene 1: Ollie excitedly calls his parents and says,

GUESS WHAT, MAMA AND DADDY? APRIL HAS A SWING SET IN HER BACK YARD!!! SHE TELL ME SHE'S A SWINGER AND AST ME IF I EVER SWING BEFORE? AIN'T THAT GREAT????

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