nemille Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Sono - Eddie Murphy as Ollie and Jane Curtain as April - April you ignorant slut! From the news skit. Actually if we are using the original SNL Players then it should be Garrett Morris not Eddie Murphy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiddyhouse Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Brian . . . . . . .Ventrilaquist Angie. . . . . . . Brian's Puppet Steven . . . . . Cowboy hat salesman Jessie. . . . . . Mirror salesman...prolly wouldn't be very good at it because he wouldnt want the mirrors to stop reflecting him and would grab the mirror back and scream at the customer to leave... Ollie . . . . . . . Condom tester Jerry . . . . . . .Walmart Greeter Libra . . . . . . .Leona Helmsley replacement Dan . . . . . . . Logic Puzzle creator Renny . . . . . .Broadway flapper dancer Keesha . . . . .Dog hearing tester (with her laugh) Michelle . . . . .Lion Tamer April . . . . . . .Sex Therapist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonoerin Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 That's all right Shipp - Garrett wouldn't work as Ollie! I envision Eddie, dressed as Gumby, to portray HOllie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gsn Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 kiddy April sex therapist... Me thinks not, sex therapists tell/advise people what they NEED to do. April on the otherhand would have to be a sex surogate, she wouldn't want to sit on the sidelines advising,she would have to jump right in,interactive so to speak, and get her hands a little messy,okay alot messy!!! just sayin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kywildcat Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Look in the yellow pages under dominatrix...Mistress April's House of Horrors (or Whores). Same difference in her case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonoerin Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Look in the yellow pages under dominatrix...Mistress April's House of Horrors Well I'll be darned KyWildcat! That ad's right there under WickedOne's... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipp Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Nemille - Wight, I stand cowwected - Gawwett Mowwis. Thanks fah taking the time to cowwect me. Pewhaps you'd like to add some intewesting and witty comments too? All welcome for gwins and giggles Sono - Gotcha! Thanks. Cheews Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 LOL@Shipp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipp Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Suggestion - who would you like to see in Celebrity BB? 7 gals, 7 guys. Gals; Omorosa Brittney Spears Lindsey Lohan's mother Tyra Banks Paris Hilton Sue Hawk (Survivor) Oprah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LenRay Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Jerry becomes mega film star in series of Thriller Hits... THE BOOGER MAN...Obnoxious old man's boogers seek revenge when their creator (Jerry) is pushed into empty pool! Ollie/April have their own reality show. Scene 1: Ollie excitedly calls his parents and says, GUESS WHAT, MAMA AND DADDY? APRIL HAS A SWING SET IN HER BACK YARD!!! SHE TELL ME SHE'S A SWINGER AND AST ME IF I EVER SWING BEFORE? AIN'T THAT GREAT???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipp Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Guys; Johnny Fairplay Danny Bonaducci (sp) O J Simpson Robert Blake Sly Stallone Phil Spector Mr. Ed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LenRay Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Shipp: Re: Mr. Ed.... OOOOOOHHHHH, WILBUR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goofy625 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 New Poster here. I just had to register and say that these occupations had me PEEING myself. How funny and true! Thanks for bringing me the best laugh yesterday!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiddyhouse Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Welcome Goofy !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Welcome Welcome Goofy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipp Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Hi Goofy - Welcome to the cwazy house, lol. Feel fwee to post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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