CeCiMom Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 April Age: 30 Hometown: Higley, AZ via Arlington, NE Occupation: Financial Manager Marital Status: Single http://www.cbs.com/primetime/big_brother/b...pril_10/bio.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uvp Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 safe because keesha is afraid of libra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yana Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 You're so right uvp... So sad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uvp Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 she is upset at julie for calling her and ollie a showmance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopped_liva Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Poor April, she is really an insecure person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kywildcat Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 April is such a self-absorbed nitwit. She's whining, nearly in tears, to Ollie right now about how she was portrayed on tv, her being the bad influence on the sweet little preacher's boy. She's an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LenRay Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 April does not have silicone implants. They're a couple of blimp-shaped innertubes, that she pumps up with an air pump!!!! What was the name of that famous German blimp that crashed over New Jersey in the 1930s...the Hindenburg? April is "Blimpie"..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Does she sound more and more like a freakin munchkin? The worse thing about these females...their voices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 April is so worried that she is going to be known as the bulimic one in the house. Does she not know she is now known as the slut of the Internet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LenRay Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 That screechy sound comes from all that Helium she pumps in her breasts!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endure Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Why would she take any of the questions personally on the broadcast tonight that were directed at Ollie? The only thing she should worry about is having sex with a guy only knowing him 2 weeks - not about whether or not she cusses or drinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yana Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Why would she take any of the questions personally on the broadcast tonight that were directed at Ollie? The only thing she should worry about is having sex with a guy only knowing him 2 weeks - not about whether or not she cusses or drinks. I don't think she is worried about it, and I don't think anyone said she was, I think Ollie should worry about it though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joyami Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Everytime I see her I see Cindy McCain. Could April be her daughter?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endure Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 On the updates, it said this: "April is very upset about the questions that she was asked and what the preacher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
straykat Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 The whole church is praying for Ollie's deliverance from the clutches of the BB slut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 The only thing she should worry about is having sex with a guy only knowing him 2 weeks ....and an STD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yana Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 She's worried about Ollie's father and wonders if she should back away from him. Well, it's too late to worry about it now... A friend of mine and her husband own this little country store at the end of our road and they both love BB, and he was in tonight when I went in to get my green tea and they don't have the feeds, and I told him they should get them, because they miss so much, and he said like what? I told him that I would be very suprised if April didn't leave the house expecting a baby out of wed lock with the preacher's son... He had no idea that was even going on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheeltitan Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 can we just merge their threads in a megathread called "The blanket: adventures of HOllie and April"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yana Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 LMFAO Tarheeltitan that is just too funny and would work too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uvp Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 i think a merge is necessary lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrowhead Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 April is the kind of girl dumb blond jokes are derived from Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 And slut jokes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImIn Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 How many slutty blonde Aprils does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Answer: None...she only screws in bed I know it's lame but...what the hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kywildcat Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 How does a blonde turn the lights out after sex? Answer: She shuts the car door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopped_liva Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 What happened to the answers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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