ART VAN DELAY Posted May 11, 2005 Author Share Posted May 11, 2005 YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF: You buy your teeth from a catalog. You have ever been accused of lying through your tooth. You brush your tooth less than you comb your eyebrow. The only gold you own is in your mouth. Your toothbrush has more hair than your dog :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetSensation Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ART VAN DELAY Posted May 12, 2005 Author Share Posted May 12, 2005 LOLGIT-R-DONE :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ART VAN DELAY Posted May 13, 2005 Author Share Posted May 13, 2005 Next week on Thursday May 19 at 800PM is the season finale of BLUE COLLAR TV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ranster627 Posted May 15, 2005 Share Posted May 15, 2005 I guess the rednecks will really git-r-done then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ART VAN DELAY Posted May 15, 2005 Author Share Posted May 15, 2005 yup GIT-R-DONE :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ART VAN DELAY Posted May 17, 2005 Author Share Posted May 17, 2005 LOL Where are you hiding ??? GIT-R- DONE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salter-path Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Tonights Blue Collar TV Season Finale @ 8:00 PM ET -The WB-"Blue Collar TV" wraps up its season with an episode themed around law. Lawyers can't ever catch a break, can they? Sketches include "Puppet School" ( Lawyer Puppet School?) as well as a look at the Martin Brothers explaining how to turn a bad party into a good time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ART VAN DELAY Posted May 21, 2005 Author Share Posted May 21, 2005 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF .................................Your shirt sleeve doubles as your handkerchief. You own more than three shirts with the sleeves cut off. All of your favorite shirts came with a two-pack purchase of cigarettes. You offer to give somebody the shirt off of your back and they don't want it. None of your shirts cover your stomach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ART VAN DELAY Posted June 4, 2005 Author Share Posted June 4, 2005 You might be a redneck if ..........................................................................................You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school. You show your boyfriend you really love him by carving his name on your arm. After the Prom you drove the truck while your date hit road signs with beer bottles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ART VAN DELAY Posted July 9, 2005 Author Share Posted July 9, 2005 Next week BLUE COLLAR TV moves to Sunday nights at 800PM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ranster627 Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 git'r done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ART VAN DELAY Posted July 9, 2005 Author Share Posted July 9, 2005 git'r done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ranster627 Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 you are not alone in here Art! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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