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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:

You buy your teeth from a catalog.

You have ever been accused of lying through your tooth.

You brush your tooth less than you comb your eyebrow.

The only gold you own is in your mouth.

Your toothbrush has more hair than your dog :P:P:P :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

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Tonights Blue Collar TV Season Finale @ 8:00 PM ET -The WB-

"Blue Collar TV" wraps up its season with an episode themed around law. Lawyers can't ever catch a break, can they? Sketches include "Puppet School" ( Lawyer Puppet School?) as well as a look at the Martin Brothers explaining how to turn a bad party into a good time.

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:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF .................................Your shirt sleeve doubles as your handkerchief.

You own more than three shirts with the sleeves cut off.

All of your favorite shirts came with a two-pack purchase of cigarettes.

You offer to give somebody the shirt off of your back and they don't want it.

None of your shirts cover your stomach.

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You might be a redneck if ................................................................................

..........You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school.

You show your boyfriend you really love him by carving his name on your arm.

After the Prom you drove the truck while your date hit road signs with beer bottles.

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