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i'm a big fan of Blue Collar. Was watching Friday night and it was the two shows they did in New Orleans at the House of Blues. I was ROFLMCAO at the "deck" skit. That had to be the funniest one I have seen yet.

Wish I had been in the audience for that one. I get the House of Blues email updates all the time, and no idea how I missed that one or I would have been there. Guess if I would read my emails instead of living on MortysTV I might have known about it. :oops: That's what Morty Addiction does.

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I know it....that sucks...I'm a smoker too, and we have a ban here in Columbus...sucks.they wanna raise tax on ciggys but we can't smoke where we want..

Anyways...I love Blue Collar TV...ALL of those dudes crack me up! Larry the Cable Guy is my favorite.

GIT-R-DONE!! Haha

yes GIT-R-DONE!! lol lol

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You Might Be a Redneck If....

You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.

You ever cut your grass and found a car.

You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.

You think the stock market has a fence around it.

Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.

Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.

You own a homemade fur coat.

Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.

You burn your yard rather than mow it.

Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."

You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.

The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.

Birds are attracted to your beard.

Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.

You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.

You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.

You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.

Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".

You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

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You Might Be a Redneck If....

You've ever given rat traps as gifts.

You clean your fingernails with a stick.

Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.

You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.

Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

Every socket in your house breaks a fire code.

You've totaled every car you've ever owned.

There are more than five McDonald's bags in your car.

The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.

There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.

You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.

The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.

You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.

You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.

You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.

You have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape.

You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

Your considered an expert on wormbeds.

Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."

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:rofl :rofl :rofl YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF ..................

The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house. .Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath!"

Your family tree does not fork.

The flood history of the area can be seen on your living room walls. .You haul more than U-Haul.

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You Might Be a Redneck If...

You have a Bud Light pool table light hanging over your dining room table.

You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.

Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.

The ASPCA raids your kitchen.

Your home grown vegetables are grown on your kitchen window sill.

Your best crystal used to contain snuff.

All of your new appliances are your neighbors old ones.

You serve macaroni and cheese at a formal dinner.

You've ever spent a Sunday afternoon shooting mice out of your kitchen cabinet.

You have Clapper devices controlling the appliances in your kitchen.

There are more dishes in your sink than in your cabinets.

The centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist.

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You Might Be a Redneck If...

You have more money between your couch cushions than in your wallet.

Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater.

You didn't buy them.

The couch in your living room was found beside the highway.

The furniture on your front lawn is in better condition than the furniture in your living room.

You own any willow furniture that you made yourself.

Your living room walls have the flood history.

Your living room and your doghouse both have the same shag carpet.

Your best sofa came out of a Chevrolet.

Your good furniture is just some old seats from a van.

You use a bedsheet as a sofa cover.

You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.

Your entertainment center is made of concrete and boards.

When it rains, there are more pots and pans in your living room than in your kitchen.

Your new TV set sits on top of your old TV.

Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.

There is a wasp nest in your living room.

You still have to put wood in the stove.

Your T.V. antenna is a bread tie.

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YOU MIGHT BE A RED NECK IF ........................................................................... You think buying from the good humor truck is ordering ala carte

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10 Ways To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Using Your Computer

10. The monitor is up on blocks.

9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.

8. The six front keys have rotted out.

7. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them.

6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

5. The password is "Bubba".

4. There is a gun rack mounted on the CPU.

3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.

2. The keyboard is camouflaged.

AND the number 1 reason is...

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter"

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