kneon Posted September 4, 2007 Posted September 4, 2007 How about answering Jameka in a God like voice while she is praying.
SOVRules Posted September 4, 2007 Posted September 4, 2007 after one of Dick's horking/spitting sessions BB should have someone gagging over the speakersMy Daughter lay your burdens at My feetMy Daughter lay your burdens at My feet
Cajunboiler Posted September 4, 2007 Posted September 4, 2007 "Houseguests, remember, candy is dandy, but fruit helps you poop."
teresall Posted September 4, 2007 Posted September 4, 2007 "Dick, your tuberculosis test came back positive. All HG's will have to remain quarantined together for 6 months."
TCS Posted September 4, 2007 Posted September 4, 2007 BB voice: "House guests do not discuss your bathroom visits with the other house guests". It grossed me out when Amber and Jam talked about their potty habits....ewwww TMI...TMI! "Eric....put Dick's socks back now!"....lol
Slowpoke Posted September 4, 2007 Posted September 4, 2007 O.K. Who forgot to release today's supply of ants ?? (kinda lame - but all I could think of) The random math problems or the Fortune Cookie sayings would keep 'em occupied and drive them up the wall. muuaaahhhhhhh
rodh Posted September 4, 2007 Posted September 4, 2007 CLEAN UP in aisle 5 or act like the mike was unintentionally left on and say "well the paint idea didn't go anywhere... what else can we throw to the chimps to get Jess nekkid?"
JAS Posted September 4, 2007 Posted September 4, 2007 This is God and I have fixed this show for Jameka to win.
Cajunboiler Posted September 4, 2007 Posted September 4, 2007 "Houseguests, do you have prince albert in a can?"
snancypants Posted September 4, 2007 Posted September 4, 2007 mike left on "I can't believe no one has found the" mike off. HG Simon says to spin 10 times each in the teacup.
jack Posted September 4, 2007 Posted September 4, 2007 HG's Don't leave toenail biting's on the floor PLEASE
Cajunboiler Posted September 4, 2007 Posted September 4, 2007 "Houseguests, it's time for a twist. Please welcome back Jen!"
arrowhead Posted September 4, 2007 Posted September 4, 2007 Have BB play Billy Squir's The Stroke and say over the loud speaker Eric this ones for you and your sock friend .Then show a close up of Rat boys face . Priceless Kodak moment !
jack Posted September 4, 2007 Posted September 4, 2007 I hope production gets some ideas from here!!!!!!
gizzmotor Posted September 5, 2007 Posted September 5, 2007 I agree with you Jack, its been one lame year for BB
dumblonde Posted September 5, 2007 Posted September 5, 2007 You know how you can put your hand over your mouth & cough the word bullchit. Every time one of the HG tells a lie... BB: <cough>bullchit<cough>
Xal Posted September 5, 2007 Posted September 5, 2007 <in a panicked voice> "HOUSEGUESTS, IMMEDIATELY FIND THE CLOSEST TABLE TO GET UNDER OR DOORWAY TO STAND IN! HURRY! GOOD LORD NO!!! WHY TODAY! WHY?!?!" That might freak them out a little.
Cajunboiler Posted September 5, 2007 Posted September 5, 2007 "Jessica, please move your mic lower... lower... lower... little bit lower..."
jack Posted September 5, 2007 Posted September 5, 2007 BB says: Eric Please go to the DR so we can tell you who to evict....Thank you
rustybob Posted September 5, 2007 Posted September 5, 2007 "Eric, that is Dustin's sock. And you now have gonorrhea."
jack Posted September 5, 2007 Posted September 5, 2007 BB: HG's Please go to the Teacup and Spin Eric in it for an Hour
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