Oldguy's Big Brother Songs

[SueZqueZ]

Yes, Kudos all around to your production team. Sister Mable, is she the organist at the senior center? Something going on there oldguy? How's she get paid for OT?

hmmmm

[oldguy]

Sister Mabel P. Morgan exists in my imagination and Mark's fantastic equipment. "She" could have been a full orchestra or a soloist playing the harp. flute, trombone, or whatever Mark wanted. In this case, we thought the Hammond organ was appropriate.

Mark and I agreed today that we would really like to have suggestions for future videos. Please put on your thinking caps and give us some ideas.

[fizzle]

ok... i will certainly try and think of some ideas... of course.. how could we come up with anything better than you have already come up with?

[Mendes56]

Thanks for the smiles Oldguy. How about something about Eric and AP.

[oldguy]

SENIOR CENTER??!!! Those old farts threw us out of there two weeks ago. They said we were making too much gosh-darned noise. We told them to turn down the volume on their hearing aids, but they said they wouldn't be able to hear Jerry Springer.

By the way, Mark has thousands of sound effects. Keep that in mind as you consider ideas. And remember, no suggestion is too outlandish.

[SueZqueZ]

awww gee Oldguy, and here I thought you and Mabel and something special

[oldguy]

Mendes - I just read your post - after I asked for ideas. Eric and AP definitely has possibilities.

Thanks!

[Slowpoke]

<------- Smitten

I think I've mentioned before on here somewhere.... that reading OldGuy's posts have been the best thing about BB this year.

AND NOW these videos will probably make it my fav season

Been a fan of yours since you were a newbie when you got bashed and came right back at a couple of posters

... and showed them how to post with 'class'

enough praise... don't want to get sickening

psst.... how about using lyrics to Jack and Diane ???

(maybe use Eric and Jessica or Nick and Daniel)

[fizzle]

a whiny daniele song would be funny... but i dont know if an oldguy could pull that off....

with the right words and the right music... it just might work!

[oldguy]

Thank you, Slowpoke. You know you've always been one of my very favorites here. I've told you before you were the voice of reason on the boards.

Yes, I really did get bashed when I was a newbie, either '03 or '04 (not '05 as the thingie says)

Actually, I think I deserved getting bashed, but came to an understanding with my bashers - including the lady "Let's Twist". I really miss her and wish she would come back.

Thanks again . . . and thanks for the Jack and Diane suggestion!

P.S. Please post more. We haven't seen nearly enough of you this season.

[Yana]

I saw a commercial for dark chocolate M&M's tonight and thought of the house LOL... You know the one with the Adams Family theme...

[oldguy]

Fizzle - I've thought about a whiny Dani and Jess song.

Mark says he has the ability to make a voice higher -

kinda like the Chipmunks. Might be good to pursue that one.

[Justin]

Too too funny!!!!! :animated_rotfl:

[oldguy]

Yana - Wow! Mark told me the other day that he has the theme music for just about any tv show I can name. The Adams Family theme would be great -

and probably would be ideal for strange, spooky lyrics. I'll get Mark to play it for me and I'll see if I can match some lyrics to it.

Mark, are you reading these suggestions?

[teresall]

Hi Oldguy with a Youngheart...I love what you are doing! How about some lyrics to the theme from Gilligan's Island.

[fizzle]

omg.. excellent idea... gilligans island... THAT is awesome! perfect for oldguy too!

good idea Teresall !!!!

[AloraOrion]

That was AWSOME! I can't wait to see the rest! I loved the Amber crying part, so real life! You go get em

[GingerSnaps]

Ginger - Which video are you referring to when you said I looked like I was gonna bust out laughing?

Was it the Preacher Man? I remember one time I almost laughed when I temporarily forgot the next line.

I hated to see that "suck my D#ck" title. I didn't watch that video, but it sounds pretty disgusting.

Wish I had given mine a different title.

Yes, it was preacher man. Originally, there were two threads for each video and they merged. Thanks to Mark too!

I didn't watch those other videos either, but they caught my eye..the wording and all.

You're looking for suggestions? Okay, I'll bite.

How about the "Green Acres" theme song, may I help you out.

Big Brother is the house for me,

Half a million is the prize to be,

Go watch them on your own live feeds,

Dick, I love you, but

I'm not grounded in reality :rolls eyes:

do do do do do dodo

Smokey air, green phlegm

Ginger

[oldguy]

Thanks for the suggestion, Ginger.

Green Acres, Gilligan's Island, Addams Family . . .

all great ideas!

[BabyBlues]

How about one for Eric & Jessica's first kiss.....

Maybe to the Love Boat theme.....

Love....

exciting & new.....

[nursie]

thanks Mark and oldguy, i like anything that's funny and you make me laugh!

and yes, you definately need a tribute to this eric/jessica first kiss lol

[fizzle]

very good ideas everyone... who said Morty's members were not creative?

oh wait.. NOBODY said it!

[oldguy]

I confess I don't keep up with showmances. Have Eric and Jess had their first kiss?

Yana, was it you who asked when I'm going to show some skin? Actually, when I retired from Chippendales two years ago I had to sign an agreement that I wouldn't show skin for three years.

So maybe next year. . .

Fizzle, you're right - posters here are very creative!

[Justin]

They did tonight, and then a second one, then a very long third one, and I'm positive they're will be a fourth fairly soon.

[Yana]

Yana, was it you who asked when I'm going to show some skin? Actually, when I retired from Chippendales two years ago I had to sign an agreement that I wouldn't show skin for three years.

It wasn't me Oldguy, but dang them Chippendales... Can't they let us BB fans have a little fun too???