yath Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Oldguy, we've discussed what we all should bring...what are YOU contributing to the house--other than your scintillating wit, sexy body, and sage wisdom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catniptoy Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Okay, three times for when I'm there, for sure. Just don't tell anybody else! Oh, and be sure to speak clearly into the mic so I don't miss any stanzas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNunOwnedGoat Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 You guys can be stuck in the house. I'll be the host since I'm sure Julie Chen isn't avaliable. :-P While you guys are figuring out what you'll be bringing the house... I'll be practicing in front of the mirror. Got to get my "but firsts" ready. Everybody, get ready for the Goatbot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 It's evident that Oldguy thinks that bringing himself is enough...well he's wrong he better have the Dos Equus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yath Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 I expect he'll probably bring his Viagra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Dang it, Yath! Aren't those attributes enough??!! Let's see, though . . . maybe I can think of something else. Umm . . . how about if I bring copies of my favorite posts - all written by me of course. I'm thinking of limericks, poems and songs. I could set up a little sales area in the HoH Room and have post signings. You could all line up - no pushing or cutting in line please - and I could sell you these at discounted prices. Just because I think so highly of all of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Well with that array of goodies that Oldguy is bringing I can leave the sleeping pills at home. Lucky us! Maybe he'll bring his geetar and sing that little diddy about grandpa was mothers daughter and wife and we could roast marshmallow over the fire pit. hee haw....what a fun vacation for me. P.S. No one spills liquids or body fluids on the astro turf or you'll have to deal with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 DOS EQUUS?! I'm bringing Old Milwauke and you'll like it. As for Viagra, Fizzle is bringing it. I just had a thought. Can we slip UVP in? He can bring us all American flags. Plus - he can put his huge billboard out front. The one that says: DO NOT FLAME OR BAIT OTHERS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumblonde Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Whaa no fluids on the astroturf? Pffft well I guess all my plans are shot to hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 DOS EQUUS?! I'm bringing Old Milwauke and you'll like it. No I won't like it. Maybe we can get Jem to add Cheap before the oldguy screenname. I see you live in Florida, I guess that also means that if we go out to dinner as a group we'll leave the BB house by at least 2:30 pm so we can catch the early bird dinner menu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yath Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 We'll feed oldguy his (pureed) dinner at 5 p.m., make him his cocoa, read him a story--then the rest of us can go out to dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Yath, great idea! We'll mash his viagra into the pureed food and leave him with his Ol Milwaukee, Poems, Posts and other things. Now that's fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 LMAO! You guys are TOO funny! What do mean Cheap Oldguy. I'll treat all of you to the early bird dinner down at Gus and Minnie's Cafeteria. The least expensive dinner there is $1.95! You call that CHEAP?!! On second thought, you all go ahead. I'll have my pureed dinner at the house before you read me my story. Can you read me the one about Dick and Jane and their dog Spot. I love the part where Dick and Jane yell "Run Spot Run!" That's my favorite part! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumblonde Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 It would be cruel & unusual punishment to give oldguy viagra & leave him all alone with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 I'll stay behind and read him the spot book and you'll bring him back a nice 25 cent pink lemonade from Gus & Minnies to cool that bad boy down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 dumblonde - WHAT TH' ??? Is that the guy from Toy Story??? Ginger - lemonade to cool that bad boy down? What bad boy . . me? . ..or .. . what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueZqueZ Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Guess I'm to be the floater...while you all are out wining and dinning and Ginger is reading and soothing... I WILL BE LOOSE WITH THE MUSTARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyB Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Holy crap, you guys are funny as hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheartcyrric Posted July 24, 2007 Author Share Posted July 24, 2007 I'm so embarrased i DID sound like Jen didn't I? LOL ugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumblonde Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Yes oldguy, that would be the guy from Toy Story, Woody. I would never want the gals to leave you alone with him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yana Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 OK I will up the ante here... I will at least take ya'll to Denny's or summin... Dang that's what $ 3.95 a person? Heck I think I can handle that... Pssstttt Oldguy stay way from the pureed food man... That's not Viagra in it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueZqueZ Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Ok, now please explain how DB got to put a twist into the house bringing in another guest...and Woody at that?? But then again, he could be good for my game plan. Oldguy, yes, please watch out for them putting Viagra secretly into your food. I personally don't think you need it But in the event you should, wouldn't cialis be more appropriate? It advertises that it is better for those "interupted times" and it is made so you can "expect the unexpected". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Please don't leave me alone with Woody! Yes, SueZ, I think cialis may be just what the doctor ordered, so to speak. Maybe Fizzle will have some in her bag of goodies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumblonde Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Sheesh I didn't realize you guys were so anti Toy Story. How bout if we bring this lil guy instead Hu Hu Hu HAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldguy Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 OH NO!!!! Another Woody! And even accompanied by his laughing bird call! If all of you go to dinner and leave me alone with him, he'll be flying around the house going "HU HU HU HAHA!" non-stop. I'll go crazy. Please, whatever you do, DB, don't send in Woody Allen . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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