Carvin Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Submit your Big Brother haiku here. Please feel free to grade others haikus on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being best. Poor George is starving His tin foil suit, now so loose Give that man a pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uvp Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 ericka is a leech she sucks blood o so good only way to kill her is to set her on fire leech some mo until all the blood is dough 500,000 dough @ that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikkisixx Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Going home tonight Will Jase start another fight? Is Will in their sight? Does Jase stay? He might Feeling bad about Will's plight? Second chance yeah right Never black or white but one goes to my delight Rock on Thursday night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeCiMom Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Alison alone She lost her Dr to be New reality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikala328 Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 So many things to say Hope Jase goes home today Quieter house will be Maybe Will will go Or maybe it is Jase Have to wait and see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uvp Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 cg when for slop while james went for flop jase was like wtf marcellus was like jase stop in the end jase rip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carvin Posted July 27, 2006 Author Share Posted July 27, 2006 Howie sings his song: "Rug chomper, carpet muncher..." It makes me giggle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackersMartini Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Will eats a sandwich Commotion, chaos and hilarity ensue I think he's cute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TVwatcher Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Time for big brother send the kids to their bedrooms let me watch in peace Head of household comp cant wait to see who will win I hope its Georgie who will be put up love watching them all panic let the games begin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeCiMom Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Morty's TV site Can we have less of a life Obviously not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uvp Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 float in the morning then float some mo float in the afternoon then float some mo float in the evening then float so mo hoh comp is today where will i float veto comp is today where will i float nomination is today where will i float finale night comes what can i do but cry i lost bb allstar cause all i did was float Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikala328 Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 I'm eating the slop Oh I just can not stop horrid throwing up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TVwatcher Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Think UVP doesnt know Haiku rules five seven five you count syllables Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikala328 Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Hey TVWatcher You have seven in first line You good one to talk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uvp Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 TVwatcher Think UVP doesnt know Haiku rules five seven five you count syllables thanks alot for putting me out there. cross you off my friends list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajunboiler Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Jase is a baby, He is about to go home, Someone call Holly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikala328 Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 it's ok uvp, I looked after you, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajunboiler Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Huge live show tonight, I think Howie might as well win fourth HOH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TVwatcher Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 UVP : thanks alot for putting me out there. cross you off my friends list -- LOL!!! -- but, but I did it all in fun and in haiku! have to give me that ----------- I guess it depends on how you say UVP, i say it as a sound, not 3 letters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uvp Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 hypocrites i tell you one of them is here tv watcher their name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TVwatcher Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 ROFL getting better UVP (hugs) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbfan100 Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Jase is so handsome his physiche (sp) is oh so fine I drool over him Fizzle if I remember right is that it? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njdukie Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Show Jase the way home or show Will the way home, hmm Which one is home bound? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nebartist Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 sixty days on slop head shaved looking like buhda he will win the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Cut off the fun things To the houseguests this season They deserve nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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