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The Masked Singer - Episode III


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Can you recognize your favorite celebrity just by their voice? You're about to find out. This is the Masked Singer!


Each week celebrities perform under cover, leaving the panelists and you at home guessing, who is behind the mask! Each week, one performer is eliminated and their identify revealed. Last week, the Pineapple had to take it off. 


Tonight, 5 celebrities compete to stay anonymous: Lion, Deer, Peacock, Unicorn and Monster.  And tonight, guest judge Joel McHale joins the panel. Who will live to sing again, and who will be unmasked before your eyes?  


Your host Nick Cannon welcomes you to the Masked Singer and introduces your 5 performers: Lion, Deer, Peacock, Unicorn and Monster.  Tonight, the weakest performer will be unmasked and sent packing. Please welcome your panel: Robin Thicke, Jenny McCarthy, Ken Jeong and Nicole Scherzinger.  And tonight, guest panelist Joel McHale!


Lion always wanted to sing but the anonymity of the mask has made her courageous. #Pride, #NoCircusLions, #CageFree. Using my voice to help others has always been important. #Love, #Oneless, #EnoughIsEnough I tell my pride you have to be strong and stand up for what you believe in. Gold Found In Hailey!!! 


Singing Feeling Good by Nina Simone, Lion delivers a vocal no stranger to performance, ruling the stage with royal authority. She's a full-on singer, says Jenny. A second standing ovation, Nicole says she's got balls for singing that song, a commanding presence. Jenny says obvious she's professionally trained. Joel says a huge sexy belt buckle. Ken says this is not about him. Robin says she's seasoned, older. Nicole says not professional singer.


Jenny asks if she has a platinum album.  I have nothing gold or platinum on my walls, Lion says. Yet.


Deer used to be able to sell salt to a slug. Dear's Used Cars Commercial: Roll 3, Scene 19, Take #50, Security #1, 6/18.  Come on down to Deer Used Car Lot. Deer calls himself moose, donkey, but promises to throw himself hoof first into the competition and trust him, he knows how to throw (paper airplanes and other stuff.). 


Singing Get Your Shine On by Florida Georgia Line, Deer goes country, stationary at the top of a platform. His vocal is slow and plodding. Robin says he's getting a Texas, cowboy drawl. He uses a lot of light, smoke and a dance team below him to deflect from his lack of movement. 


Deer is escorted (on both sides) down the platform. No knees left, Joel says. Nicole says he sounded good singing country, maybe an athlete. Jenny says older and Deer drops his mic. Ken says not a professional singer but definitely game. Joel says the comedy police are coming. Robin says famous enough for commercials and trophies. 


Deer says he has multiple world titles, started in track & field then went to horses.


Peacock felt like he was 5yrs old again performing on stage. His career has had so many incarnations and everyone thinks they know him. I started out as a little teenybopper (snaps fingers in a cargo elevator), but there's more than meets the eye. He signs an autograph. Then I was cast in some dramatic role. And has a terrible fear of heights.


Singing Counting Stars by OneRepublic atop a 30' high pedestal, his voice as a deep country flavor. Jenny thinks Broadway, younger. Ken says Peacock Elvis. He has strong dance moves after he descends to stage level, working the audience with practiced choreography. Nicole says he's a showman.  The audience chants his name.


Ken calls him a front-runner. Nicole says electrifying, a natural-born performer. Joel says greatest performance he's seen by a peacock. Robin says he's a musical showman, comedic timing, maybe hosted an awards show. Magician. Nicole says an actor with stage background. Jenny thinks he's performed in Vegas, maybe an older celebrity.


Peacock says he has performed in Las Vegas.  You were born to be on stage, Nicole says.


For years, Unicorn was lacking confidence because she lost her sheen, but she was flying high during her first performance. Came to conquer fear of singing and being judged. This week will exude model behavior, feeling victorious, and going for the gold. No one can crush this unicorn's spirit again. 

Singing Oops! I Did It Again (Britney Spears), gives a sultry vocal, not exciting but it gets the panel dancing. Nicole thinks she was a gymnast. Jenny says we can all relate to being insecure but I almost pooped a rainbow with your performance. Robin says it was great to your alternative personality shine. Nicole picked up on the gold thing. Robin points out she has heels that make her look taller. 


Unicorn says she is known for being a gymnast in the bedroom.  She definitely knows Charlie Sheen then, Robin jokes.


Monster reset after nearly being unmasked after his first performance, taking a drive up from the south in his Cadillac to New York City, then out west. From behind this mask, I can show the world my true self. Shooting money out of his hands, he's back in the swing of things and celebrating getting my mind right. Tonight will be completely unexpected, showing off the whole package. It's gonna be fire!


Singing I Don't Want To Be by Gavin DeGraw, Ken says he may not be a professional but he can sing. He exhibits some power vocals and while he cannot move much in his outfit, he does move around, even throwing up a high note to get the panel's attention. Joel says this is the weirdest show on television, but you can really sing. Robin says he went for a big mountain top note at the end. Nicole says he's a singer. 


Robin pointed that Monster said Caddy, not Cadillac. Monster says he likes to keep his head in the game. Robin thinks he's an athlete. Nicole says a physical comedian. 


Five performers but only four will move on in the competition. Monster, Peacock, Lion, Deer and Unicorn. One will be unmasked and sent packing tonight. The Studio Audience and Panel will now vote for their favorite performer. 


There was only a 2% difference between the bottom two singers. Tonight, our masked singer who must take it off is...   The Deer!  Monster, Peacock, Unicorn and Lion are safe.


It is time to unmask Deer. Robin thinks it is Terry Bradshaw because of how his shoulders move when he laughs. Nicole agrees. Jenny says Peyton Manning.  Joel says he has the knees of a former NFL player, and he's going with Terry Bradshaw. Ken says it is John Elway. 


Deer, show us who is behind the mask.  The Deer is...  2x Superbowl MVP and Sportscaster Terry Bradshaw!


Terry Bradshaw says this is so fun but so stressful, thank you for voting me off! He's actually put out a couple singing albums, including a Christmas album. Joel asks him to wear the Deer outfit on Fox NFL Sunday.  


So did you guess Terry Bradshaw?  Deer's commercial-themed package was a clue for Terry's off-season career as a car salesman. "I Love Horses" referred to the world champion quarter horses Terry breeds on his ranch. 


So far, Hippo, Pineapple and Deer have all been revealed. Do you think you know who Unicorn, Lion, Monster and Peacock are?  

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