Zzzing904

I'll take Joseph .........

I was in college. I was in my early morning weight lifting class when it happened. They dismissed class and I ran to my job on campus. They almost wouldn't let me in, it was the only place in campus with TV. They then closed campus. I remember standing there thinking how am I going to get home. I didn't drive and the busses had stopped. I remember my fellow student friend Mike grappling with a police officer trying to get in to the bowling alley (that's where I worked) and he yells, "See that girl that works here, her dad called me, my instructions are to bring her home. I promised her dad who is a Navy man I will get her home safe " The officer told him to carry on. Mike was 6 months from reporting to the Air Force (which he then moved up to only 1.5 months), as a student he was in ROTC. It took us 2 hours to go 8 miles in his beat up truck as the world fell apart. He had served our county for the last 20 years. He can't reach out due to his job. You can read between those lines. The way I see it his first official duty was me that very fateful today. On this day in particular I think of Mike and all he has done for our country. I also think back to 21 year old me, sitting in a beat up truck, looking at a future Air Force pilot, thinking I hope he comes home from this unlike all those people that day who didn't make it home.

I took Frenchie, which is crazy because we all know that the first HOH rarely makes it to the end.

Y'all I know I'm crazy, but I was torn between Frenchie and Brittani. I'm going to go with Frenchie. (done)

ZZZING to me for not updating more often... #zingbotzingedthemselves I promise to get better next year.... #2020isrough As the season comes to a close and I realize I spent a total of 2 full work weeks (80 plus hours) dedicated to watching and following Big Brother I am extremely disappointed in the season.... #ZZZingallstarseason #ZZZING to the fact that Cody basically won this week 1 #ZZZING to Nicole for not figuring out sooner Cody wouldn't take her #ZZZING to Enzo for losing his shit the last few weeks Additionally, some #ZZZINGS that came to mind as the season ended #ZZZING to the outfit Nicole wore finale night - She looked like something out of Pretty Women #ZZZING to that sweater donned by Cody on finale night #ZZZING to the live feeds constantly having stars #ZZZING the final part of the HOH comp - snore fest Things I will not #ZZZING: Da'Vonne Winning AFG The First Part of the final HOH Comp - That was killer The Second Part of the final HOH Comp - That was really creative It has been a weird year - #ZZZING904OUT

ZINGGGGGG BOTTTTTTTTTT! I probably screamed when I heard..... "Wake Up Losers!!!!" My favorite episode of the season was finally here.... Tiger King Bot was in rare form! Let's take a gander at his Zings!!! “I can’t believe I’m here on ‘Big Brother All-Stars.’ And frankly, I can’t believe you’re here, either, David.” - This one was way to easy! Weak sauce for the first one out of the gate. “Enzo, what’s more pathetic than a man in his 40s still calling himself the ‘Meow Meow? Nothing.” -This is just straight truth. At least Enzo seemed to take the advice. “Memphis, most people think of you as Dan’s number one. But to me, you’re more of a giant number two.”- Hilarious- but extremely tame with all the material they have for this arse. “Cody, you are a perfect ten, but enough about your IQ.” - Yup, Cody - you really are not the brightest player in the house. “Dani, from your first season on ‘Big Brother,’ you looked like an old pro. Now you just look old.” - Really???!!! This one is just way too easy! “Christmas, what’s the difference between you and the holiday season? One is cold, stress-inducing and annoying, and one is the holiday season.” - Absolutely brilliant despite the fact they went with her name. The jokes on her name have been getting old but - this one was liquid gold. “Kevin, I came up with a nickname that captures you perfectly and has a great ring to it: boring.” - This one was way off base. I actually really resented them saying this about someone who is passionately representing the LGBTQIA+ Community and really has an amazing soul and personality “Tyler, what do you call someone who says the real winner gets the girl, not the $500,000? A liar.” - Again extremely eye roll boring from my favorite bot.... “Da’Vonne, you’ve done three seasons of ‘Big Brother’ and two seasons of ‘The Challenge.’ So I’m dying to know, which reality show do you plan to lose next?” - Who wrote these this season's Zings? - blehhhhhh! I was just about to lose faith in my favorite bot... but then... they say the Zing Bots save the best for last... “Nicole, I wrote a song for you. ‘Here comes the bride, she loves to whine and cry. Every time I hear her voice, I want to f--king die!” - YEAH!!! WOOO!!! HOLY MOLY ZING BOT! ZZZINGGGGG!!!!!!! Perfection served up in a song. I laughed so hard I cried. Thanks Zing Bot.... That made my week, maybe my month. I hope you enjoyed my favorite bot this week.

It has been a ZZZing worthy week in the house. So many ZZZing's we could throw around. Nicole, and Bay definitely could be zinged for their attitudes. (Yes, Nicole, you really said that. It is called Deja Vu, Zing! The only thing that has more glare than California sun is Bay's face, Zing!!! While we could endlessly Zing Dani for her game play along with the fence shouters and the airplane.... Obviously Dani would be zinged for her seed planting (Is that a Mary Jane seed or endless blowing smoke up players derrieres, Dani? Zing!!!) On the other hand we could zing the outsiders for disrupting game play, (The season has been so boring fans had to intervene, Zing!!!) Thanks, to ZingBot we see Zings as funny/negative. But, alas, this week it wasn't ZingBot nor I to deliver the best Zings. Hell, I won't even try to compete with the Zing Master himself, Kaysar. Reminiscent, of Dan's funeral but not as successful, when it came to his eviction night speech, Kaysar brought the drama. He literally blew up half of the players games, and left the house in a wake of destruction, lies exposed and chaos. After, telling all the house guests that their game play sucked, he went on to name several alliances. If you are like me you have watched the speech endlessly. Great job to Kaysar, for zinging most of the house, and shaking things up. However, I am sorry Kaysar, but I am going to have to throw a Zing and maybe, a glare your way. I was thrilled he told them they sucked (they really do, Zing!) and I shouted with glee as he called out several alliances (Death to the Commission, Zing!) But what really got me, Kaysar, as a man of God, is the love triangle comment.... Kaysar, implied that Cody has a love triangle going with Dani and Nicole. I am extremely satisfied you called out the trio, exposing Cody as the duo-snake headed creature he is.... (Does this face lie? Yes, Cody, it does. Zing!) It also shows how gullible Dani and Nicole have been, (You have been duped, Zing!) HOWEVER, I HAVE BIG ZING TO YOU STUDENT KAYSAR. The reading teacher here needs to give you a lesson on WORD CHOICE! LOVE TRIANGLE - flat out was the wrong one! It implied that these ladies with significant others were doing something nefarious (I am not talking about the their ratchet game play, Zing!). It is one thing to blow up your house guest life and game play. It is a whole different level, to blow up their personal lives. I was pissed along with them! Not much as been mentioned about, this implication that Cody would stray from his cancer surviving girlfriend. I will be outraged for him. Blow up someone's game all you want, but blowing up their personal lives, is a new low Kaysar. For someone who says, family is everything, you truly are the Big Bad Brother Wolf, Kaysar, ZZZING!!!!!

As we start Week 3 it is time to look at who is really ZZZing worthy. As Fuskie pointed out most HG's at this point have had a ZZZing worthy moment. There is also plenty of ZZZing worthy content of the tiff that happened between David and Da'Vonne as well as the drama between Nicole A. and Jasar (LOL). However... While these are ZZZing moments.... the one big ZZZing that stands out is Memphis' HOH reign. His entire week was hair pulling, face palming, ZZZIng worthy. The biggest question though is.... what moment would ZZZing Bot choose? Would the bot choose Memphis' constant refusal to listen to his alliance? Cody definitely wanted to knock some sense into the gone to his head HOH Memphis... Or would Zingy choose the way he flat out said no to Jaysar tipping his hand on where is alliances truly lie? Maybe, the zingriffic robot would choose they way he demanded Nicole A. use the safety suite and then put her on the block when she did not cower and obey him.... Like seriously, who does he think he, is... He acted like she was his daughter and he could ground her... I would posture, however, that Memphis' most ZZZing worthy moments were during the ceremonies. The Veto ceremony was bad: lines in the sand and doing things his way and all that... Yet I truly believe that ZZZing bot would choose... ...The Nomination ceremony... Facepalms, gray hair sprouting, groans and many other things worthy... ...The fact production made Memphis re-tape and change his words is a huge tell... When he nominated David his comments were atrocious. What aired was, " at the grownups table now and buddy, you’re going to have to prove yourself." It is rumored that Memphis actually said big boy's table... Hey Memphis, Don't run with the big dogs, if your only an overgrown puppy...... ZZZING!

Keesha needs to be Zinged for her exit speech. Talk about making enemies not friends. Memphis is so zing worthy right now... looking forward to Zzzinging him this week. Stay tuned.

Hugely controversial statement - I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THEM DROP RACHEL INTO THIS GROUP! - This group needs some spice. They also need a really smart social player. I am really disappointed in Memphis right now. He's not repping my state well. I am hoping Dani steps up soon.

So a little bit about me. I am a 40 yr old teacher who lives in Florida. Yes, right now my state is like one long crazy season of BB. I've been an avid fan of BB for the past 2 decades! My favorites include Dani, Ian, Rachel and Memphis! So, I am pretty stoked about this season. My favorite player of all time though is ZingBot! My question to y'all is who deserves to be Zinged first and why?

Absolutely. I think he's one to watch for sure especially since there are several HGs who prefer to play with men.

I select Dani as my HG Token for the Morty's TV Big Brother USA Season 22 All-Stars Monopoly