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Celebrity BB US Cast.docx

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BB 19 CAST CARDS.docx

9:25PM BBT Feeds back briefly to Demetres mopping floor in his new HOH room. Kevin and the gals talking in the kitchen then Kevin leaves and Demetres comes down and the three talk about how Kevin got tricked big time and how he is now changing his story. (None of it really matters as the POV winner decides which of the three will leave and who goes on with them and Demetres to the final three. - DRG)

BB_CANADA_5_CAST_CARDS.docx

12:24AM BBT: So after that Z is no longer trying to talk to Paul and Pauli. Vic says interesting but it don't matter. Pauli brought it up to Corey and warned him about the four girls. Vic also wants to let him know that if they tell Corey something that they don't want the girls to know and it gets to them then he has lost their trust. It's not a threat but if all the guys are going to be in an alliance together then...... Pauli says that is why he and Paul only talk openly among the three of them and talk with James and Corey only when they have to. Bridgette knows that Da is gonna be the replacement nominee, After Da is gone Pauli is going to talk with Bridgette  and tell her that now there are only 2 girls left that are gunning for her and she should put them up as the guys have the votes to get one of them out. 

Back on the hammock Z is talking about getting Pauli out and Paul remarks that he almost thinks they should wait until after the return ticket expires to even try. They comment about how weird it is that somebody here is going to win. Paul starts to say he will not make it far and Z tells him he will. Paul thinks that Pauli and James have a good chance as does Z depending on who is the final 2. Z keeps telling Paul he has a good chance since he is a competitor and has a good social game. He argues that he is just OK and she tells him not to put himself down. 

The doors open and Momma Da strolls out of the kitchen across the BY to settle on the hammock prompting Pauli to comment "there she goes to work her magic." She asks what they are talking about and Z says they are speculating about all the people that could make it to the top.  

The boys are talking about Cody's season and who won all the comps and how Cody and Derrick worked to get Frankie out once the three of them started winning everything. 

12:15 AM BBT: Zakiya thinks that the coming HOH will be questions.  And on cue the boys talk about how if Z is available next week then they should go ahead and get her out because she has got her eyes on them (as targets). Z telling Paul that if it came down to Pauli and someone else she would never ever vote for him. (Pop quiz, is she legit or is she trying to blow smoke up Paul's butt to protect the showmance? - DRG] Paulie meanwhile says that she is over there trying to pry information to which Vic offers that Paul is tipsy but he is stronger than that. They boys digress to talking about the fatal 5 alliance that Tiffany talked about and how she was the one on the outs with them. They want to take care of Da this week and then Michele next. They think they can get Paul on board by telling him about a meeting that he missed when he was sleeping. 

Over on the hammock Z is complaining about Natalie and how she does not try at competitions which does not seem fair to Z. She will admit however that Natalie keeps her spirits us even as she loses all the time. They also don't know what she would do as HOH other than nom Victor. Z thinks she would likely ask James what she should do while complaining that she did not want to put up anybody. 

The boys working down their wish list adding Nicole to follow Michele out the door. 

Zakiya turns towards the sky and asks for God to do something for her. She is not afraid to pull the trigger if given the power. Paul blows his own horn stating that he is not afraid to pull the trigger and will tell them he is going to do and then go ahead and do it. 

Paulie asks Vic if he was angry earlier today up in the HOH and Vic denies it explaining that he was just tired. they talk about their being a prize of a trip and Paulie asks if he thinks he would really travel with her and Vic says of course not and jokes that it is just me and you Pauli, we will bring each other. 

Paul changes the subject and comments about how it is weird that the sky is just black right now. Z asks if you can usually see stars out here? [You are on the Studio City Lot, dear. - DRG]

The guys wish they could just all hang and be bros, but there is always someone fishing for information which makes Vic not even want to hang out. Pauli says that Nicole has said she wants Da out, but Nicole has trusted Z and he told her not to trust Z.

12:10 AM BBT: Paul saying he will figure out what is happening on Monday and there is nothing to worry about tomorrow. Z says that she told Paul she would go up as the replacement but neither fellow wants to see that happen. They wonder where Bridgette is and comment that she is sleeping/hiding emphasis on the latter. 

Inside we are treated to James brushing his teeth before going to the DR while Natalie continues showering and Michele wanders about the bathroom then starts working on her eyebrows. James comments about the sink backing up and Michele tells him the shower had been doing that before. She calls out for Victor to bring the plunger which he does pronto and starts working on the sink.

Outside Z is again elaborating on her concoction to Paulie who is listening intently [not quite drooling - DRG] They call out to James who replies that he has to go to the DR and they tell him to come for friendship afterwards. Vic now out in the BY as well so he and Paulie head to the pool table while wondering about the drain situation. Z and Paul start talking about Paulie as soon as he is out of earshot and she feels he is a loose canon and needs to go. Paul does not know about him going up next week, he was ok with this week but maybe not so much for next week. Z says she does not read his ass and he is just weird. Z remarks that Paul is not playing next week but everyone else just needs to play to win. And as if on cue the boys at the pool table are also roasting that good ole BB chestnut we just gotta win HOH and we got a good chance at it. Michele wanders out and their discussion stops as they call out, "Meech." 

On the hammock Z is talking about Pauli being a hard head and how she has tried to warn him that they are coming for him but..... 

Over at the pool table Pauli is saying that Michele is one that he is worried about as the game goes on because the comps will get more mental and she is good at those type comps like memory. He motions upwards implying he is worried about Nicole? blowing things up socially. Victor thinks that as long as the five guys are not on the block then they control the votes from now on. 

Back on the hammock Paul is worried about the vote and since he can't vote he hopes everyone is still on board. 

They boys meanwhile have moved on to speculating about Bridgette winning an HOH and then feel that as long as the girls they want gone are already gone then maybe she will take a shot at James. They think that so far so good and they want to plan ahead just so they don't get caught with their pants down. [Sorry ladies - DRG] Paulie just wants to know what is going on while shocker of all shockers Vic thinks that his returning to the game was the best thing that could have happened. 

12:01AM BBT: Vic continues the narative of his day letting us know that he just unclogged the shower drain with the plunger and pulled out a bunch of nasty ass hair.  He is getting tired and is waiting to shower. He brushed his hair and had a few tough knots in there that he had to take out. He complains about his hairband and then comments that he is getting a mane going. [One might say mop top but then tomaaaato, tomato. - DRG] He wants us to hook our boy up with a good power in the coming weeks. If we think he needs it that is, if we don't think he needs it then we don't have to hook him up with it, we know best and he trusts us guys even though we might hate him. He has not done anything for us to hate him he does not think. [As if we need a reason. - DRG] He is just playing a game in a house trying to win 500K. We don't know what it is like until we are in there. He did not expect it to be like this. He thanks us and states that he is humbled to be in our presence even though he does not know who is out there. He hopes we are having a good night, morning, evening, afternoon depending on where we are. He appreciates us watching and just know that no matter how bad you have it you are able to relax and watch the feeds right now so your life might not be so bad, so just enjoy it. 

Outside they have started talking about the game and Paul hopes that for the next four weeks he hopes there is no ticket back. He says that someone volunteered and that he knows that Bridgette is going home. He likes Da and does not have a problem with her and that is why if he puts her up as the renom he is confident that she would not get all paranoid like others in the house. [Clearly not watching the same person we are is he?? - DRG] 

Vic has continued with self-help platitudes before turning to missing his family and nieces and nephews. 

Inside feed jumps from Vic to the British bedroom with Paulie in the doorway to the phonebooth and Bridgette away from him by a bed wearing a baby blue baby doll nightie. BB calls Natalie to the DR. Paulie asks if Paul is still in the pool. They start discussing talking to us live feeders and Michelle allows that she has started to do so. James states that the weird thing is you don't know if you are really talking to them. 

Outside Paul is telling Z he is ready to take a two week break and just chill and if he is needed as a pawn they can call on him. Z says she dies not need him as a pawn and he Meech and Pauli need to stay safe. 

Pauli goes into the other bedroom which is darkened and jostles Corey and Nicole briefly and runs out the door laughing to himself. He heads through the kitchen passing by Momma Da heading in the opposite direction and calls out to Paul who answers him back. They talk about whether he was asleep or not and Pauli razzes Paul for not remembering that he was called to the DR. They discuss whether they are no longer wasted and if they will have some coffee and cheese or not. Inside James now passed Da in the kitchen and starts to meet Michelle and Natalie when BB calls him to the DR. James informs us all that he has to use the bathroom BB he has to pooh. He and the two gals head to the bathroom.

Outside Paulie is lifting the front end of one of the Exercycles and lowering it again. He and Paul debate what Pauli can and cannot eat and drink as a Have Not with Paul saying that technically the rule is the HOH cannot share anything to eat with a Have Not. 

Natalie is stripping off her pink top in the shower stall with Michele standing next to the door to the John. 

11:46PM BBT: The hot tub crew has finally agreed on complaining that the work out equipment in the house sucks but Vic wants them to make the most out of it and the gals announce they will start doing two a days. He keeps challenging them to believe that there are so many folks outside the house that love them.

Inside feed jumps to Momma Da sweeping.

Michele asks about her eyes and it is confirmed she has racoon eyes from her mascara so she covers her face and gets up to go inside to shower. She looks at herself in the mirror and freaks out before showing her face to Momma Da. 

Natalie continues to talk about working out in the house to feel better about herself. She relates that she took an acting course at school and did really well earning an A+. Vic is tired and announces he is going inside. 

Michele has started showering and we see just the crown of her head over the towel she hung on the shower door.

Outside Natalie is now alone on the side of the hot tub. Z comes back out with her gooey concoction and Nat asks if she got more marshmallows but she did not. Z says she is feeling good but she is sleepy. Natalie is good too and needed to be outside and workout. She thought before coming in she moved so much it would be easy in the house and now that she is here the hardest part is not being able to run and not having a treadmill.  Vic comes to the BR and Michele gives him a hard time for not telling her about her face. He tries to pawn it off saying that it had just happened and keeps going around the corner to the bed room. 

Z starts talking about how she made a graham cracker with slop and baked it to make her treat. She states her sweet tooth has come back since she came in the house and Nat confesses she also has a big sweet tooth and this is a test for her being in an uncomfortable situation and trying to get back to being herself again. She just wishes there was not so much junk around the house. She also hopes they made it to jury and Z is sure that they have. Nat starts to ask about Z's upbringing and how she was not raised by her dad and has an older sister from another mother whom she has never met. She has three younger siblings as well one born just last year to another random woman in the Dominican Rep. Natalie says she sees her dad about once every nine years or so and he will ask her for money when they get together even though Nat was just in college. Nat and Z continue sharing horror stories about their dads and being raised by single mothers. Nat compliments Z on her genetics in that she is gorgeous. Vic now down in the bathroom complaining about the leak in the HOH bathroom and how they need to get a plumber in there to fix it. Paul wanders out to the hammock and flops down next to Z. She says it was a chill day to which Paul replies that is is always chill when your boy is HOH. 

Meanwhile on this edition of battling egos, Vic has started talking to us feeders from the safari room commenting, of course, about how we have gotten a lot of him today. 

11:27 PM BBT: Feeds return to the same usual suspects. Z has come to the kitchen to check on her baking and remarks that if smells like she did something right. She pulls a tray from the oven that has a flat square of foil in the middle which she removes to take to the freezer to make a nice little "snackiepoo." Da tells her to take it to the back freezer which she does. BB calls for Paulie to come to the DR so he and the other guys climb out of the tub leaving Michele in the tub and Natalie in the pool. 

Inside Corey is nibbling from the goodies still on the table as Momma Da has moved on to wiping the counter tops. 

Outside Vic is declaring that he has not college or credit card debt, only his insurance and his cell phone bill. The ladies have tuition debts. 

The ladies in the kitchen remain extremely bored. [Momma Da can visit my house any time it is very boring with plenty that could be tidied up. - DRG] They talk about what the gang outside are talking about and neither of them want to have any part of that conversation. Da has her loans set up for direct withdrawal from her paycheck. Z plans to enroll in a class upon leaving the house in order to defer loan payments a bit longer.

Vic wants to get on a TV show when he leaves and get a paycheck. Natalie says she and him will be on a soap opera together. [As the Stomach Turns??? - DRG] 

Zakiya now hacking away at her baking tray with a spatula. Michele and Natalie talking about Michele's internship and whether she is short hours or not. Natalie assures her she will talk her way out of it and everything will be fine, but Vic jokes that they are watching the feeds and it is all recorded now on national TV. 

Momma Da has moved on to mopping the floor now as Z has opened her baked goodie which appears somewhat burned to this observer. She fashions a cup from aluminum foil and fills it with M&Ms. 

BB calls out to Paul and HGs a reminder that sleeping is only permitted in the bedrooms. Followed shortly by "Paul Stop That!"

Vic starts talking to us telling us to jump through the screen and to join them sitting around the pool. Michele starts to quiz him by asking what is the hardest part about BB. He replies that you never know what will happen and it is a constant surprise in the house. Michele wants to jump in with her reply even though it seems no one is paying attention. She states that the hardest part of BB for her is how much she hates herself and how she feels ugly and that being on TV makes it 10 times worse. It is literally what goes through her mind and what makes her cry the most in the house. Paul responds that this girl is ridiculous she is gorgeous and she complains about not being beautiful. [Any bets that if she won the prize money in cash she would complain about it being green???? - DRG] Paul and Natalie agree that Michele makes no sense at all while she is bemoaning the fact that guys just can't feel it the way she does. Victor is giving her a lecture in self-esteem and how he has always felt this way about himself even when he was at his worst he would say "I am fucking Victor Arroyo." He is never embarrassed and never cares and is always himself [Latino machismo narcissism in its purest form ladies and gents. - DRG] He continues about how it is Self-esteem esteem of yourself and he has tons of people judging him all the time [and brace yourselves folks he is just not that into us its all about him. - DRG]  Michele asks if he is still the same as he was a few months ago and he says of course he is exactly the same. She replies exactly and goes on to explain that she has gained 15 pounds and changed her hair color which does not feel confident about now, she went through a rough break up. Following this graphic display of anti-feminist body shaming and co-dependency Victor comes back with the answer that those are all things that she could control and were choices that she made. She agrees but says it is hard to deal with in the house and it is hard to feel pretty in the house. [Just ask yourself what would Frankie do Miss superfan. - DRG]  Natalie chips in that there is no treadmill. Vic is back to the point that these are all things that they could change not like they had been born with one leg. [As if he has had to deal with being genetically challenged. - DRG] 

Inside we now see that Paul has made his way into the BR and is collecting a snack when BB tells him to put on his microphone. [We would not want the feeders to miss any lip smacking now would we? - DRG] 

11:15PM BBT: Talk of outsiders brings intermittent FOTH which ends with Paul proclaiming that he masturbated a lot. They talk about what they did in sequester waiting to enter the house. 

Momma Da still washing away in the kitchen.

Paulie complains that he can't JO since he is not good at closing his eyes and visualizing. He can do it but he can't finish. [any volunteers to help him ladies??? -DRG] Natalie saiys that if she is not in love she does not have the urge. They guys start to justify that it is healthy to have more regular releases as they drift into discussing WDs (wet dreams). Paul wonders if he should just call out all the girls he has boned. Z tells him not to hurt them. Natalie changes the subject by starting to talk in Spanish which gets the others to ask her to translate phrases for them, mostly relating to the game. Momma Da calls out to Z that her stuff is finished and she is thanked and resumes her washing up marathon. Z is now playing with Paulie's hair and Paul is plalyhing with his own hair. Michele starts talking about a blonde girl at "the fiesta" and we are FOTHed yet again.

11:10PM BBT: Outside they have started talking about boning as Michele minus her tank top but still wearing a black bikini top with a green bottom inquires about the temp of the pool before jumping in causing BB to say "There is absolutely no jumping in the pool." [Well I thought I saw jumping but maybe not after all BB knows all. - DRG]  Paul carries on about a girl whom he would leave the house and marry this instant (Amanda something) as she is the prettiest girl ever. [Wonder just how long her beard is??- DRG]

Momma Da now washing dishes in the sink.

Natalie and Paul are back in the hot tub and Zakiya is seated on the side now too. Michele remains alone in the pool. Multiple convos about folks outside the house drowning each other out. 

11:00PM BBT: Paul and Vic in the hot tub with Paulie and Nat sitting on the side dangling their legs in the water. Jakiya reading Have Not guidelines in the kitchen while Momma Da is cleaning up. Corey is in the DR and Nicole has changed her plans and has stumbled off to bed instead of the hammock so she asks the ladies in the kitchen to pass this info along to Corey when he emerges from the DR. Big Meech has been pacing about the BY threatening to enter the hot tub after going in the pool but she remains dressed and on dry land. Natalie climbs in the tub with her shorts and pink top on whilst Michele has begun working out using two chairs and the hot tub crew cheers her on. She stops complaining that it hurts and talk turns to possibility of James being a saboteur.

Inside the ladies are professing their boredom.

The guys start ribbing Michele about having gotten a lap dance and she informs them that it was her first one. 

Corey returns from the DR and Nicole's message regarding her whereabouts is dutifully passed along to him.

Hot tub group talking in general about how America votes for a saboteur and Michele wishes she was one. Paul begs for us to vote for him as saboteur and promises he will literally make us very happy. [Is he offering self-sabotage??? I'd pay a dollar to see that. - DRG] Natalie teases him saying that she thought he was America's favorite. Michele ribs Paul that he is an FBI agent as they could not find out anything about him and then goes on to say that production told her that she reminded them of Nicole to which she responded "great" in a very sarcastic manner. They guys jokingly wonder if she and Nicole are actually secretly related and she is clear that they are NOT. 

They two ladies still working away in the kitchen just chatting casually about food they are preparing.

Natalie has jumped from the tub to the pool and is playing with one of the log floats. Paul has joined her. Jakiya comes out and asks if they did not find the pool ball and is told they did not. Natalie starts talking a bit about her work when attention turns back to Michelle who is now doing squats. She implores them not to watch her as it makes her nervous.

Momma Da still working away going back and forth between the kitchen and the strore room. She starts to marry two open soda bottles asking why oh why when she spots ants on one and says, "Don't even bother" as she goes to pour it down the drain. Feed switches to darkened bedroom with Nicole and Corey facing each other under the blanket. Corey is called to the DR [no new BB baby getting conceived tonight - DRG] 

Outside chatter has drifted to the Kardashians and then the Playboy mansion party and how one gets an invite. 

12:18AM BBT: Feeds back to the same two groups. Kitchen groups brings up Ugly Russian Jew Fat Jewish Guy and Natalie says she follows him and loves his pizza stuff.  She does not pay attention to the nude pictures of girls he posts and does not mind if girls want to do that. However she does like the costumes. They debate about who is named what and which one is Slut Whisperer. (Our future is in these hands folks. - DRG) 

Bridgette has emerged in the kitchen and Michelle has migrated to the bathroom. General chit chat in both settings.

Kitchen group now discussing who has done DR sessions already and how many still have to do them this evening on the heels of the POV comp. 

Bathroom group discussing the mold issue and James comments that at least they can take a hot shower with mold and not a cold shower with mold. Then he thinks the back is open again and several folks go to check on it to discover it in fact is open.

Natalie and James check out the hot tub and talk about whether it is warm enough to change and get in to it or not. They decide it will be hot tomorrow and Natalie feels she will be cold if she goes in it tonight. They comment about being alone again and it is as if they are a different species since they are Have Nots. He points out he removed the toe nail polish and she tells him she will never paint them again. (How will he survive? -DRG) Natalie now says she is skinnier and her belly fat is shrinking and it is only day one. She asks if she has thunder thighs and he deflects (good boy - DRG) by asking what they are.  He says she is good and she tries to pin him down to criticizing her size. James admits that the tub is not hot enough. He talks about bathing in it and she tells him it is bad for your skin since it is chlorine water. She wants to wake up early tomorrow morning. Natalie goes on to remark that BB did not think enough about the Have Not room this season as it is not bad, unless you are Corey. 

Frank Pauli Bridgette and Paul in the kitchen now still around the table talking about funny previous incidents involving them in the house. 

Natalie telling James about when she thought he was going to chase her and try to get a kiss and complains that he was not doing anything fun with her. He replies that it was a tough week since her friend was going home. 

12:05 AM BBT: Nicole asks James if he was sleeping in those clothes which he was and then asks if he is up for the night to which he replies, maybe. Da joins then in the BR complaining about BB closing the back door while her clothes are in the washing machine. The others think it will not be long and is probably just a maintenance issue such as fixing a camera. 

Back in the kitchen general joking and teasing going on with the guys starting to tell Natalie that she is going to be so grumpy in a few days (since she is a Have Not this week). They go on to discuss how she gets in one bumper car with James in the Have Not room because it is so dark and scary that she cannot sleep alone. (After all what is a carnival ride without a Horn Dog??? - DRG) 

Paulie poses the hypothetical to the gals if they had to hide themselves from a carnivorous  predator by hiding themselves in other animals feces could they handle it? (Must have been part of his post 911 training. - DRG) Natalie blows him off by responding that she is on BB and not Survivor. 

Z out of the shower now and James starts to complain that he is already skinnier and it is only one day in. The gals wonder how much he ate today and someone remarks that she is scared for him (likely Day). 

Kitchen group now talking about movies while the BR group debates various substances for teeth brushing and then wisdom teeth breaking through their gums. 

Kitchen crew turns their attention to participants of the Jersey Shore and how many of them came out with their own tanning products and such. Paulie relates how Snookie turned herself into an entrepreneur coming out with her own slippers and other products.

BR group starts talking about other reality TV shows and how they get to interact with outsiders.

Franks starts talking about a Victorias Secret Model in the house and we get fishes.

12:00 AM BBT: James and Natalie in one bumper car in the Have Not room while Da'Vonne Frank Paul and Michelle are sitting at the round table in the kitchen chatting about drinking. James is telling Natalie that he told Tiffany he was not voting against her but he is not voting against Natalie either. Natalie is upset because she thinks they had the perfect power team and had been ruling the house. She goes on to tell James Bronte's huge secret (cough cough - DRG) that she was a math coach and could have won the last comp. (Pick which delusion you think she is suffering under at this point. - DRG) Natalie really misses Bronte and remarks that it is crazy how close you can feel to people in the house in such a short period of time.

Talk in the kitchen continues to revolve around liquor and which types of drinks they each prefer and the effects different forms of alcohol have on them. Feed switches to the bathroom where Nicole is talking to Zakiyah who is showering. Nicole is lamenting how she did not take advantage of cuddling with Hayden last season while he was in the house and how she regretted it once he was out. 

Natalie stroking James' ego saying that when she discovered he was the jokester she said to herself, "great, this is my kind of guy." She goes on to say that she was always herself with him, not like with Victor who knows nothing of who she really is. 

This episode of dueling showmances continues as Nicole and Zakiyah are now talking about how Paulie  looks at Z. They move on to discussing how their guys cuddled them all night but Corey turned around so Nicole ended up being the big spoon which she has not experienced much given her great stature (5'2").

Natalie and James are starting to climb out of the bumper car and she narrates to the camera that there is a lot of action in the Have Not room and it is the happening place to be and then she burps and announces that as well.  They continue getting up and leave the darkened bedrooms heading for the kitchen.

Paulie has joined the ladies in the bathroom and Nicole is inspecting his back and criticizing him for having picked one of his zits as this is a privilege that she reserves for herself. She is also jealous of all the gear that Paulie has brought and tells his so as he pulls the hood of his read Rutgers sweatshirt up over his head then flops it back down and plops his cap on backwards. 

The little love birds have reached the kitchen where Michelle Paul Frank and Day are still seated at the round table. Natalie is shielding her eyes with her forearm as she has not adjusted to the bright lights yet. The group at the table are still discussing various mixed drinks 

Nicole and Z in the bathroom discussing their looks and how Nicoles pimples still show when she has on makeup but she thinks Zakiyah is one of the most beautiful women she has ever seen. She relates to her how earlier today Corey said that he could not believe that Z was not a model or an actress and he would watch her in every single movie she starred in. 

Talk in the kitchen turns to the pizza and how it rated. Natalie says that back in the Have Not room she had gotten a whiff of burnt rubber. 

James has entered the bathroom and is brushing his teeth. 

11:30PM BBT: Cooking has continued in the kitchen.

Pauli and James still speculating about the future of comps and James now thinks the double will be next week and the two who go will be the first members of the jury. Pauli thinks they could throw a curve ball and do a double this week. He is upset that he will not get to participate in the HOH this Thursday.  Paul brings some warm fries to them in a bowl and they ask him to leave the bowl. They are impressed with his culinary skills and Pauli remarks they are better than boardwalk fries.  Paul says he can taste things now so he knows how much to put in. James starts speculating how many of their family members will come down for finale night. Pauli is sure Cody and Derrick will come as will his parents and his sister, but he does not think they will all go to Vegas. (The after party after the finale party. - DRG) James remarks that they are going to put everything on black and then hit the craps table. Pauli says that the craps table is his jam he will put a G or two on black to see what happens and then play craps the rest of the night. Pauli tells James that when he gambles he plans on losing $500 no matter what and when he hits that mark he is done and does not try to win it back. He will bet it all on a color to start and if he loses he is done but if he wins he then goes to the craps table for the remainder of the evening. 

Cooking ongoing with Paul telling the girls they can start munching on the fries since they have a lot of them. 

Brilliant gambling strategies still the topic in the bedroom as Frank sleeps through it all still. They debate the payout ratios for various bets on the roulette table. 

Bridgette checks the cookies and announces they are about to be done. She turns to cleaning some of the pans. Nicole wonders where the control is for the middle burner and cannot find one.  She tells Bridgette her cookies are done and Bridgette comes to check for herself.  She announces again that she is going to take a shower as she is sticky and stinky but she is going to enjoy the fries. 

Gambling conversation rambling along as Generalisimo Franko is still asleep. 

Bridgette leaves to take her shower and Nicole finds a burner on which to cook the meat. Paul continues to season the fries he just pulled from the hot oil tasting after every addition of spices. 

The bedroom duo has turned their attention to more fries and actually sit up to eat this time as Paul sits on the bed to munch along side of them. 

Back in the kitchen Zakiya is joking with Nicole that they can tell their kids that they lived together for months and they won't believe them. Now Zakiya also wants a shower. 

Fry consumption has basically silenced Pauli and James. Frank is now up and compliments the chicken. James and Corey make their way to the kitchen as Paul shouts out 12 minutes. Nicole tells them it won't be ready yet. 

Feed 1 switches to Bridgette in the shower after we have been hearing her shower for several minutes now. Corey joins her in the bathroom and starts working on his face in one of the mirrors. James comes in also and removes his visor to brush his hair and replaces the visor. Pauli still working on the space between his beard and his lower lip with Q-tips. 

BB calls Michelle to the DR. 

Pauli returns to the kitchen and compliments Nicole on the quacamole as Michelle stumbles by on her way to the BR to prep for her DR appearance. Corey who has just left the DR now parks at the kitchen counter awaiting the feasting.  Paul seasons yet another batch of his fries. Zakiya starting to remove chicken from the range and putting it in a bowl lined with paper towels. 

We don't see Frank but hear him talking Tiffany or Bridgette about the votes again, but feeds 1 and 2 show Bridgette alone in the shower. (The audio and the video on the feeds are crossed up. - DRG) 

11:13PM BBT: Z asks if Nicole needs the sour cream out and is told she does not need it right now and its better to let it stay cold. Paul comes by and asks her why she did not use a bowl to which she replies that she did but it was too small. They start discussing the seasoning level of the quacamole.

Feed one zooms in on the sleeping face of Corey until he goes out of focus then jump cuts to a sleeping Pauli.

Seasoning continues followed by a taste test by Paul who gives his approval.  Nicole comments that she has to make the meat too and it is going to be crunch time. Paul now thinks he would put a few splashes of hot sauce but Nicole would rather let folks add it if they want it. Bridgette is back now and is hunting for the white platter she likes to cook cookies on.  Nicole is asking if anyone sees the Humus and then decides she must not have brought it out of storage after all. 

Feed one now zooms in on a sleeping Frank until it goes out of focus and once again jump cuts to sleeping Pauli. (Camera crew bored too I suppose. - DRG) 

Bridgette tasting the fries as Nicole asks if she should add anything else and Bridge says maybe cream cheese. She takes a tray of cookies out of the oven. Zakiya still working on what must be the most complicated chicken batter in Western history. She is finally dipping chicken pieces in the batter and then putting them in a ziplock bag filled with her flour mixture. Paul is working on frying the potatoes in oil on the stovetop. Michelle is working on making the queso dip for the nachos by adding some cream cheese and talking about seeing a cooking show where they used three cheeses for the dip. Z making progress now coating her chicken. BB comes over the loud speakers to announce that Have Nots must sleep in the Have Not bedroom.  Corey jumps away and calls out "10 minutes." 

Paul tells Corey as he walks by that they have a whole lot of fries.  He is cooking them a few at a time in just two or three inches of oil in a pot on the stove, there is a large bowl to the side still to be cooked. Nicole now wonders how she is going to cook the meat and what burner will be available.  Bridgette offers that after the queso dip is done then the back burner will be free. 

James and Pauli now awake in the bedroom but still not moving a muscle.  BB calls for Corey to go the the DR. James remakrs to Pauli that he has his eyes open now and is watching carefully. He goes on to say he was blind but now he sees. Talk turns to Natalie being on the block and James hopes she gets to pick for veto so he can play for her. Pauli thinks that would be cool. James is interested to see who is going to get picked for veto while Pauli is interested to see the competition. James does not think it will be the dice one. Pauli highly doubts it will be a physical one. They discuss the fact that they have not had any physical ones in a while and decide it is not since the first rocket comp. They debate whether this will be the fourth or fifth POV and start listing them. (A little Jedi training may be in order boys. - DRG) They figure that there have been four vetos but this is the fifth person going home (Glenn went home at the end of the first three part comp so there was no POV that eviction. - DRG) They reckon that jury will start after this eviction and they could have a double eviction coming up this week. James continues speculating that the teams will end either during this live show or following this eviction for next week. James is sure there will be a double eviction either this week or next week and is willing to bet Pauli a Buffalo nickel and that pool table. Pauli takes him up on the Buffalo nickle. Pauli says that in Cody's season it was after the tenth person left that they had a double so it was the 11th evictee that was a victim of the double. James asks how many days he had in his season and Pauli replies that Cody had 98 days in his season. 

11:00PM BBT: Nicole Bridgette and Zakiya working on cooking in the kitchen while Frank Pauli and Corey chatting  and counting votes needed this week in the bedroom then fall silent. Paul joins the gals in the kitchen wearing his white brimmed shades. He calls out that it is 11:02 which prompts Corey in the bedroom to declare, "damn, 58 more minutes." (until he can eat when the Have Not term expires. - DRG) NIcole is asking if she does not need to cook some rice for nachos (We have to excuse her she is from the midwest. - DRG) BB tell Michelle who just passed behind Nicole to please put on her microphone.  Paul is educating Nicole that she needs some onions avocados and tomats in an Italian accent. He goes to get some more vegetable oil. 

In the bedroom Frank is talking about chocolate chip cookies. 

Nicole remarks that is seems they always call a Have Not into the DR right at midnight. Zakiaya is still working away on her mac and cheese and says that her wish came true that they are not have nots at the same time anymore.  Michelle joins them again presumably wearing her mic this time. Paul is eating something from a cup at the round table. They talk about making chocolate sauce for ice cream for Nicole when she can eat again.

They guys are lying quietly waiting on the meal.

Michelle munching on some chips sitting at the counter. Bridgette stands beside her and grabs a few chips also before sitting down on the stool to her right. Michelle asks Zakiya if the hot sauce is her secret incedient and she responds that it is not and she will reveal all later.  Nicole still working away on the nachos. Bridgette wiping down the counters as Michelle wonders out loud when jury will start if it will be after 5 or 6 evictions.  

Serious snoozing taking place in the bedroom with the three guys. No one else on the feeds.

Bridgette decides to play announcer to us feeders and declares that, "tonight on Pattie's Kitchen we have the Have Not Feast of the Week.  Zakiya on the fried chicken Patty herself on the french fried potatoes and yours truly making classic peanut butter fucking cookies again." (Think she accidentally forgot to mention Nicole and the nachos?? - DRG) She says she is going to finish this and then take a shower and finish the rest later because she feels so gross right now. Paul shouts out asking where the garlic salt is at? Z walks back and forth adding ingredients to the bowl in which she is preparing the batter for her chicken. Michelle announces that she is going to go nap and asks them to let her know when they eat even though she is not eating anything. Z tells her "Gotcha boo." Michelle asks if she can turn off the lights and someone tells her they think so. (Will continue updating after a brief breakfast break. - DRG)

2:46AM BBT: Talk about stunt work in movies ongoing. Bridgette talks about when she tried to start surfing and how she picked a really hard beach where the waves crashed really hard. Frank back to talking about movie scenes. 

Feeds 1 and 2 still show motionless bodies in a darkened bedroom.

Paulie now brings up Curt Cobain's documentary and how he almost committed suicide in high school but did not want to die a virgin. They turn to talk about the band Nirvana which Paulie really loves then on the the Foo Fighters as the drummer from Nirvana started them (Dave Grohl). Day returns from the DR just to announce that she is going to bed. They keep talking about music musicians and movies. (Not really much noteworthy gonna happen from here on so I'm off to breakfast. - DRG)

2:30AM BBT:  Feeds back to guys still talking about Kobe while the ladies talk about when they would like to get married. For Bronte it is at 30. Natalie bangs her tooth with one of the monster glasses they are drinking from and goes on to talk about how she always does weird stuff like that especially in meetings. Talk turns to Jim Carey and how his face is like rubber and how good he is.  Frank starts talking about how he got dinged for using movie quotes and how hard it is for production to edit around that and on cue we get the WBRB screen.  Feeds back to Frank claiming that he poops on the couches in the DR all the time and it is the best way to get back at them. Natalie says that she would love to win the DR couch in a competition. Someone else says it is so uncomfortable but she thinks it is cute. Frank agrees it is cute but he is not putting a pink couch in his apartment. They tease him that his girlfriend needs to get a pink couch before he gets home and he responds by saying she is likely to get some furniture as he has lived in the apartment for two years now and does not have a set a drawers and just stacks his folded laundry on top of the dryer. Bridgette remarks that he is such a dude to which he acknowledges that he is awful. Paulie says he does not mind having a room with the bed on the floor and his clothes all around it. Bronte says he likes that style bed also but the problem is that you could trip and fall. Frank clarifies that Paulie said his clothes would be around the edge of the bed and Paulie then corrects him that they are around the edge of the room not the edge of the bed. (Yeah, that is so much better. - DRG) He goes on to say his living room is just a big ass TV and one little stool.  Frank corrects him that it needs to be a big ass TV and a couch. Frank confesses he had just a mattress on the floor after moving into his apartment and finally got a bed after one girl told him he had to do it. Then he had a TV and a couch in the LR and finally just a little while ago got a coffee table. (must have gotten too hard to reach to the floor to leave the empty beer bottles. - DRG) Natalie says she likes furniture but she lives in her best friends house so she just goes with the flow. Frank then volunteers that he does not cook but only eats take out. He will cook breakfast but cannot recall the last time he cooked lunch or dinner. Natalie thinks that is soo crazy and wonders how he stays fit eating out all the time. Frank does not know and confesses that he did not work out for eight months before coming on the show. Natalie remarks that he is not natural and must be an alien. He stopped working out at Labor Day and started again two weeks before coming out for the show. He does weigh himself everyday, though and will maintain his weight. Paulie compliments Frank on his discipline. Frank says his body wants to be over 200 pounds and he has to ear right to keep it from getting larger. Talk turns to him having a big butt and whether he has ever ripped pants or not. Paulie offers that he has ripped jeans in the groin area bending down and it is embarrassing because he does not wear underwear.  Natalie relates a story when she ripped her pants at The Garden and how she ran out holding her butt.  She is teased about lookikng like a chipmunk or a Who from Whoville and she acknowledges her Dad calls her chipmunk. They take turns imitating the faces she makes curling her upper lip under to expose her teeth. Frank then offers that his life could be narrowed down to one word, FART. The story of his life is that his butt is big and it it loud. Natalie jokes that they are tallying up his farts somewhere. Paulie jokes about production having a betting pool on the over/under and Frank replies that it is only three weeks in and he is almost at the over number.  Next up is Paul's cussing and how they should have a daily over/under on his F words. Bronte announces that she has to go to sleep and Natalie gets up and says she will go to sleep with her and they head off together to the darkened bedroom. 

2:37AM BBT: Bridgette is kicking her feet at the table like a hyperactive kid and Paulie jokes about her having lots of energy and wanting to break stuff so she knocks over a glass on the table.  

The girls have climbed into bed without having made a stop in the bathroom first.  

Bridgette and Zahiyah comment about how they have the same birthmarks. Talk goes back to Franks farting and Paulie wants to lock him in the bathroom and use a funnel to collect the gas into a tube. Frank allows that if there was a Fart Olympics he would have a lot of gold medals. They start speculating about what Bridgette's man name would be. She will not tell her middle name and neither will Zakiyah so they start trying to guess. Bridgette mouths hers to Zakiyah and the guys and us feeders miss it. Bridgette says that her father wanted to name her Gwendolyn. She finally allows that her middle  name is Haley. Talk returns to what Bridgette's man name could be. Bodie is suggested which leads to discussing Patrick Swayzie and his movies. Paulie is very impressed with the stunt drivers of motorcycles and stuntmen in general.  

2:25AM BBT: All feeds in Kitchen . Talk has been about nursing school and practicing drawing blood. Natalie emerges from the DR and Momma Day is called in. At the table are Frank, Paulie Bridgette Bronte Zakiyah and Natalie. Discussion turns to how much blood the HGs had to give for their pre-show physicals. Bronte asks Natalie if she is tired and she replies that she is and is going to go to bed. Paulie and Frank joke about having to fill a cup for a sperm count during their physicals. Paulie asks Bridgette at what age do men stop producing sperm with a frown she replies that it does not necessarily stop but just decreases with age and teases that it sets in at about 32. Frank remarks that he has some saved up at a sperm bank.  Bronte then relates that when she turned 25 her mom called her and said that since she did not have a husband and those things (eggs) are not going to last forever maybe we should think about freezing some. She did not do it even though her mother really wants her to. Her mother is sensitive to the issue since she was older before having Bronte's sister and suffered three miscarriages before carrying to term which accounts for the large gap between Bronte and her sister. Bronte says that she probably will freeze some eggs when BB is over.  Natalie says her mom ws 45 when she had her and she is a hot mom. Bronte states that the miscarriages her mother had were all Downs Syndrome kids but her sister turned out to be a Disney Model who is three inches taller than she is with bright green eyes. Discussion turns to how painful it is for girls to harvest eggs since you have to go up into the cervix to get them. Natalie wants to donate some of her eggs to women who cannot have children. (So much for contributing to world peace. - DRG) They speculate about how weird it would be to have a biological child out there in the world and not know about it. Paulie says that athletes like Kobe Bryant sell their sperm for good money. Frank starts telling about the sexual scandal with Kobe and a woman in Colorado and we get FOTH.

Hey Morty, Here is a set of cards for the new Survivor tribes . . . . er. . . . BB18 Cast Members by teams.

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5:00 PM BBT: Nick asks Joel what is his rationale for choosing the brothers for his final 2 since he has clearly wanted them out for a while? Kelsey pounds the question saying why the brothers now when you were going to save Tim to backdoor the brothers? She answers her own question by positing that he thinks the brothers are the strongest competitors along with Tim and he is hoping they will take each other out. Joel eventually answers following Phil's suggestion that he would take the brothers to F2 due to the personal relationship they have. Kelsey won't let it go and tells him he has never gone by the personal relationship they had thought the whole time he was playing by his heart and he was not which is (you guessed it) FiNE, but you don't make decisions based on personal relationships you make them based on how you can win the game.  

Flashback 6:54PM BBT: Tim now turns his attention to this weeks POV and asks what Joel would have actually done. Joel says he would have used it on Tim leaving no option but to put up Nick and Phil. Tim does not believe him and asks if he would not have used it on Cass? Joel says no because he wanted to disguise he had a relationship with Cass still. Kelsey says but at this point we all knew and asks if it was because he wanted to work with Tim until the end because he is a stronger competitor so having him in the game was better for him. Had you used the veto on Tim the brothers would have gone so when you shook my hand you were lying to us and it was complete bullshit? Joel: yes. Tim asks why did he think he would win the veto with Phil's help in round 4, why not come to me and say Tim. and Kelsey interrupts saying Joel did not want Tim to win it to which Tim replies that he would have given it to Joel if Phil had been eliminated. Kelsey keeps saying he did not want Tim to come off the block as then Joel would replace him there. Tim says he would have thrown the comp to Joel but Phil assures Joel that he was never going to let Joel win that comp. Joel says at one point in the comp he believed Phil would throw it to him as at one point he helped Joel. Phil says enough to keep him in that round but he never would have allowed Joel to win. Joel was the only guy Phil could not have win that comp and he was not going to risk it. Joel then relates that it was him being delusional during the comp. Both Tim and Phil admonish Joel that he took the game into his own hands when he should have worked with Tim. Nick says if they had talked in the pit about working together to get the brothers out they could have done it easily. Kelsey says she did not understand becasue she would not have been able to vote and the alliance of three would have stayed intact and they all could have come after her next week. Nick asks if it was wanting to keep playing both sides or was it wanting to take ownership for all the big moves. Joel answers that at the time it was not wanting to get caught by either side. Tim points out that there was no outcome whereby he would not have been and Joel agrees adding that he honestly did not think about that in the moment and now it is coming back to bite me. (So there it is from the goats mouth, he is a choker not a shower. - DRG) Phil comments, "that sucks, man." Kelsey drives home the point that Joel wanted to get the brothers out last week and this week, but now he wants to work with them. Nick clarifies further that he shook their hand and he would have gone back on his word. Joel, "yes." They are all wondering since the Threak Show wanted the brothers out why did he not work with them but instead made a move on his own? Joel responds that he thought that the brothers believed he was with them one hundred percent. they and Kelsey say they did and Cass says they thought he was with them one hundred percent. (so there is the problem Joel is too skinny a dude to be 200 percent anywhere. - DRG) Kelsey admonishes him that it is just too late in the game to try and play both sides. (Clearly Joel drank his own Kool Ade, and like Cass thought he could get away with it forever. - DRG) Nick tells Joel you can't take two girls out on a date at the same time. (As if Joel will get a dating reference.- DRG)  Cass's addition is you can't take a brunette and a red head. Joel states that all he is saying is that he is coming completely out in the open now and he was not thinking straight when it came to all of that stuff and he felt like he could appease both sides but clearly it was a mistake on his part not to just say he was in with this group or he was in with that group. Phil clarifies that now Joel wants the brothers to be his final 2 and Kelsey throws in that she would be his target next week which draws Joel's one word reply, Yes. Phil thinks that Tim is his final two since clearly Joel cannot beat them.