Hawknose

Hey Nick - if you're out there - maybe the judge will expedite the restraining order if you show him these

Helen trying hard to convince GM that they could work together to get rid of Amanda - like a worm in GM's brain!

Aaryn just told Amanda, McCrae, Spencer and Andy EVERYTHING that Helen said earlier. She is a good little mole - Helen's best creation, gone awry.

I love these little guys

^^^^^ LMAO you guys I had to come back and say it is soooo true - guys find fart humor funny - I grew up with that uncle always asking me to pull his finger......

Aryn seems to be in a lot of discomfort - possibly a sty in her eye? Is it wrong that her pitiful whimpering does not elicit any pity from me?

Helen is saying that if she leaves before some people in the house her pride would be hurt.....she would feel like a Jessie (disposable?)

GM is in the BY with McCrae completely throwing Helen under the bus. She is swearing up and down that she is NOT giving Helen her vote and that Helen she will tell Helen what Helen wants to hear but she WILL be voting Helen out on Thursday.

Is it wrong that I found Spencer saying he would save his farts for the week funny?

GM walks in on the pow wow in the HOH - in attendance is Aaryn, Andy, Helen and Elissa. Helen is trying to talk to GM but jeez GM is so freakin loud Helen can hardly get a word in. Helen assures GM that if GM keeps her this week she will have GM's back for "at least the next week or two" (GM needs to read that fine print). Helen also explains that she isn't going to campaign hard but they need to realize what a threat Spencer is in the house.

Aaryn trying hard to convince Elissa and Helen that Spencer was her target all along and she didn't want him to try to win the veto (which doesn't make sense because what if Elissa hadn't won the veto?). She also tells Elissa that McCrae told her something before the HOH comp trying to instigate a fight between Aaryn and Spencer.

Andy, Helen and Aaryn in the HOH room, Helen is lobbying for Spencer to go home this week - Andy is saying to Helen that he has vote to stay, done. Helen is convinced Amanda wants her out this week because Amanda hasn't discussed strategy with Helen the past couple of days. Helen also saying that when Elissa won the veto no one congratulated her and Helen thought that was odd. With five days until eviction it's hard to say what will happen. EDIT : When Helen leaves the room, Andy and Aaryn both agree that McManda will stay loyal to them until the end.

Andy is telling Elissa that he doesn't want Helen to go anywhere this week - he is still complaining that they asked him to leave (Helen and Aaryn in HOH) - he is doing an Andy version of Helen's preemptive strike by telling Helen's mole that he doesn't want her to leave this week KNOWING Elissa will relay this info to Helen

He is telling Elissa that he doesn't want Helen to go anywhere this week - he is still complaining that they asked him to leave - he is doing an Andy version of Helen's preemptive strike by telling Helen's mole that he doesn't want her to leave this week KNOWING Elissa will tell Helen this info

Oooh thanks for the heads up Marty! I was so focused on their conversation I forgot the other half of the house!

I'm a little out of the loop today, but Helen is making an impassioned plea for her life to Aaryn - saying that she clearly sees Amanda trying to use Helen and Aaryn against each other and that Aaryn needs to keep Helen in the game going forward to get rid of Amanda before either of them get sent packing

Thank you Snancypants! Much appreciated

I totally agree Roli, but she sure has filled up her BB resume with a bunch of wins, and a couple of veto's for good measure.....

Elissa just told Helen that she overheard something - whatever it was got Helen nervous - Elissa asked her to please not say anything because she can't handle their trashy behavior - did anyone hear what she told Helen? Please let me know if you do....

I found this picture on the internet and I couldn't figure out what to do with it - after much flip-flopping I settled on "How Alison Grodner discovered Amanda"

She won 4 - One with Jeremy, the roulette wheel, the DE Q&A, and the last one which was the "knockout comp" where you had to pick HOH, Veto, or Have/have not

OMFG this is awesome!!!! :lol2:

Good point. I totally agree.

"Hersac Clip" - OMFG that is hysterical

I have made it very clear that I am not a big fan of Elissa, however after reading the comments that Andy said about her last night let me make an official statement on the record here at Morty's - I know that BB is not a game of "who is the nicest person" but at least have a little class as you plot your course to win the game. The things Andy said about Elissa were not about anything except being nasty. It's not as if he slandered her to throw off the fact that he is in an alliance with her - that would be understandable but that is not the case. It was just ugliness. Andy, I am officially putting "the curse of the evicted house guest upon you, and I will strike down thee with great thunder and FURIOUS anger for attempting to poison your fellow house guest with your wickedness". Remember after Judd was evicted, Helen received a similar offering, and she is on her way out. You are soon to follow. The curse is upon you.