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Active: CHRIS Arr: 8/20/14 - Cancelled by Fox 11/2/14 TWITTER @tuortillini

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Name: Chris

Vitals: 25, single

Habitat of Origin: Cary, NC

Occupation: Glass blower, chili farmer

Skillset: Skateboarding, surfing, shredding, guitar-playing

Zodiac Sign: Virgo

Expressed In Emojis: Chili pepper, guitar, rainbow

Most Likely To: Turn your frown upside-down, man

Natural Enemies: Bad vibes

Behavioral Quirks: Prone to humblebragging

Chris’ Utopia: The Island of the Lotus-eaters from The Odyssey, except with chili peppers


He’ll infuse your spirit with happiness and burn your mouth with the hot peppers he farms with his family. Chili charmer Chris loves inspiring others, working as a team, and finding beauty in all he beholds. Well, maybe not everything. “Bible bangers drive me nuts,” he says.

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