rosebudmom Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Dear Houseguests,I am designed to be used for trash, not humans.I would much rather be filled with trash then what you have planned for me.Signed the trashbags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fredtheturtle Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Please find a another thing to say!From,Blah, Blah, Blah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Corky812 Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Dear Porsche:Please stop hiding me. If you are voted out I will spoil and go to waste! Sincerely, FoTH (Food of The House) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipp Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Dear Cowlia,PLEASE, PLEASE, don't eat my occupants.The HOH fish tank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yawnie Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 To: RachelFrom: The Live Feed CamerasRe: Submissions to Other Reality ShowsPer your request we edited and submitted your live video blog submission to Bridezillas and we have already heard back that the producers think you are just too awful to have on that show.Now, regarding your request for submission to Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew would you please review and approve the following:Quote: "Hi My name is Rachel and I have been on not 1 but 2 seasons of Big Brother.After many heated discussions with my betrothed 'Boukie' I find that I suffer from Alcoholism, co-dependancy, plastic surgery/botox addictions, gambling/VEGAS separation anxiety, passive-agressive disorder, body image issues, road rage, anger management, sexism, beastiality, extreme coupouning and un-natural laugh dis-order. I realize you might have Charilie Sheen and Bristol Palin on deck for next season but I really do think you will find that you could possibly line up both Brendon and I as a package deal. We are the perfect duo for your show - we call ourselves Double TroubleHugs and Fake Annoying LaughterRachel."Dear MemberYour letter to Dr Phil:My name is (insert real name here). I am a reality tv fanatic and over zealous Rachel hater. Please help me with my compulsive need to insult and berate people on the television who I believe can REALLY hear me. If you can help me with this disorder, maybe I can actually GET A LIFE.Yours TrulyOCDWKahlia,Quit running upstairs to suck up to Danielle all theTime, your wearing out my tread.signed,the stairs.I'm certain that after viewing and reading of the live feeds regarding Kalia, she is doing more than just "sucking-up" to Daniele. There seems to be a lot of "sniffing" as though the two bitches are in heat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spikes_luv Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Dear Kalia,I know that next week when Rachel re-enters the game and wins HOH you will want to eat me, but PLEASE be considerate and save some of me for Daniele and Porsche.Sincerely,Humble Pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myss911 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Dear Kalia,I know that next week when Rachel re-enters the game and wins HOH you will want to eat me, but PLEASE be considerate and save some of me for Daniele and Porsche.Sincerely,Humble PieOK that was a good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosebudmom Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Dear Kahlia,you seem to have no trouble rememberingto eat, please remember we would like to be fed also.the HOH fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bearpawz Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 ptttff pttfff oh why me lord, I knew I should have been a weedwackersincerely,Kalia's razor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniper Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Dear Kalia,Please close your legs, your breath smells.Sincerely, The Association of Big Brother Couches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Etaner Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Dear Rachel, Ewww, do you really have to crawl all up me and cry your whiny tears, and show fake puppy eyes at Brendon when he comes to your "rescue"? Gross, please find somewhere else to cry, your tears are not welcome here.Thank you for staying away!The BY Bushes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Etaner Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 [siz"6"]Love, love, love your post !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myss911 Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 Dear ShellyYou suck more than I do!!!!Jealously,The Vacuum Cleaner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted August 25, 2011 Author Share Posted August 25, 2011 Hey Shelly...I found your mind. It rolled right under me when you lost it on your way to having a smoke.Sincerely,Rachel's Crying Bush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WagTheDog Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Dani,You aren't tricking anyone when you slink into the kitchen at odd hours of the morning to sneak food outta me.Didn't fool people last go around and you aren't doing it this time. Please leave what you should not be eating as a "have not" in me.ThanksBB Fridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoopie Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Dear Kalia,For the love of GOD are you going to pull on me any harder. Each day we go through this and each day its harder and harder and the pulling ...oh God the pulling. I think one day I am just going to explode then where will you be? It's just not fair.Thanks Your Jeans!Dear Jeans,I am sorry I keep hanging on you all the time but, I am out of places to go so I just hang and hang...THanks Kalia's stomach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chipmunk220 Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Dear Rachel,If you do what I think you are about to do and team up to save the person who TWICE evicted your Boukie, I'm going come to life and take your Boukie away from you...far away...because you'd be right... you don't deserve him. With Contempt, Mr. Quackers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjcms2 Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Dear Rachel,If you do what I think you are about to do and team up to save the person who TWICE evicted your Boukie, I'm going come to life and take your Boukie away from you...far away...because you'd be right... you don't deserve him. With Contempt, Mr. Quackers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
straykat Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Hey Porches,You know that old saying about putting 10lbs of ---- into a 5lb bag?It's not working out too well for us.Sadly,Your Pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosebudmom Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Dear Kahlia, Please quit sleeping in me all the time, my warrantee doesn't cover this much usage.The bed.Dear Porsche,Better enjoy the camera time you get from me nowbecause you won't be getting much outside the house.BB Cameras Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadMarty Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Dear Cowlia,Stop knawing on my fingers!Yours,The FT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaos1 Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Dear Adam,You're too coarse, tangled, and it's smells like bacon. We don't know how much longer we'll last.sincerely,your back hair razor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dade Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 During this lull in the feeds #mortystv on twitter has been playing around. One of the things we are doing is Letters From Inanimate Objects. Going to put some of them here for all to enjoy.....On Twitter...JBwkgn: Dear Kalia, I feel we need to spend more time apart, I feel smothered. Best Regards, Your Pillow ZuZuMamou: Dear Occupied Sign, I've stared longingly at u hanging on the WC door 4 years. Please join me and occupy my life! - The WC Camera JohnFabio34: Dear Jordan why'd u give me to shelly I'm hating my new home I think I'm getting cancer from all the smoke.-your fav t shirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipp Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Dear Kalia,Don't let me hit you in the ass on the way out.Get out,BB Exit Door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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