Cajunboiler Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 I didn't see this topic created yet, and I usually see it around this time. I just decided to go ahead and start it.Dear new houseguests,You are never leaving.--The lock on the front door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fredtheturtle Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 From the faucets in the bathroom to all the men:"Please use me after you use the bathroom dummy! You are on TV and everyone sees how gross you are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lena Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Dear Houseguests,See that thing sitting next to me? It's called a washing machine. Think you can run your wet pool towels through a cycle in there before throwing them in me?Warm fluffy regards,The Clothes Dryer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeCiMom Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 Dear Fingers,Please leave me alone.Thank you in advance,Your nose (and the viewing audience) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSnaps Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Dear Grodner,Please don't alter me based on viewer opinion.Signed,The Script Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevea11 Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Dear Hamsters,Please move your microphone away from your mouths while feeding.One more thing: MOUTHWASH!!!Signed:Mic Pack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mom Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Dear New House Guests,See how nice the house looks when you first got here,well I request that you make your beds every day andput your clothes in those brown things against the wall.Their my friends, call drawers. Since you walk all overme all day long, I think it's the least you can do. Thanks the Floor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lena Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Dear HGs,Please, for the love of all that is holy...please don't put me in that locked room we haven't seen yet which hopefully won't contain a casket. I don't want to be the BB12 version of Howie's jack shack.Sincerely,anonymous coffin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajunboiler Posted July 8, 2010 Author Share Posted July 8, 2010 Dear Andrew,PUT ME DOWN!Sincerely,the bacon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatO Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Dear Houseguests-Most of America cringed when someone with a Princess Complex threw us together. We ask that you leave your Diva outside the studio so that there won't be a repeat. Plus let's face it we just aren't compatible.Hot Tub and Body Microphone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopped_liva Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Morons, if you haven't noticed, I'm not REAL, so quit spitting on me!The backyard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajunboiler Posted July 9, 2010 Author Share Posted July 9, 2010 Dear Rachel,I am not a "Yom Kippur." Don't just say the first Jewish word that comes to your head.Sincerely,Andrew's Yarmulke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
straykat Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Dear Ladies of the House, Sad that you needed the men to help you get a grip. Weiner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Andrew...now help me to understandYou can't eat me but you can put me on you?The Hot Dog Costume Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califcyclone Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Oh I'm glad that I'm a Big Brother WienerThat is what I'm truly proud to beBecause that I'm a Big Brother WienerI got big buxom gals wrapped all round me(to the Oscar Mayer Wiener song) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveDaniele Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Dear Rachel,OWWWWW!!!Signed,You Bra-Kyo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatO Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Memo to House Guests:It's either me or water. Ha!The waiting buckets of slop.AlsoSecret message from Storage Room.I'll be a little lonely without all the random secret meetings in here. But I'm sure Production will give me a nice reward for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajunboiler Posted July 9, 2010 Author Share Posted July 9, 2010 Dear Rachel and Brendon,Wash me after you're done please.Love,The Sheets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jersey721 Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Dear Have Nots:You think you have it bad? Try being us.--The Jars In The Have Nots Bedroom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gizzmotor Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Dear Rachel,Please stop admiring yourself every time you pass me.The Mirrors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slimcruz Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Dear Hayden:Please do not wear me in public and pretend to be a ballet dancer or gymnast. It is humiliating.Your Leotard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvmanatees Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 To Enzo and Annie,Please take me off when not in use outside in the sun. Hence the name. Your making me look bad.Yours truly, SUNglasses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
straykat Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Dear Annie, We are starting to deflate and look old and ragged. Enough. Respectfully yours, Pity Party Decorations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissesinVA Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Dear Houseguests,Please wash us and put us away.The Dishes and Bowls (still) on the Table Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lena Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 To Enzo and Annie,Please take me off when not in use outside in the sun. Hence the name. Your making me look bad.Yours truly, SUNglassesGlad I saw your post. I was SOOO just going to post something very similar to this! It annoys me even more with Annie because she never actually has them over her eyes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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