ChiefSlapaho Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 I left a cryptic message...18, 24, Shower daily... And... Lydia...Please wash your hands after exiting the tent... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crustylugholes Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 "In the end, the snake always eats the rat" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erinjs Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 Haha, good one crusty! I would just basically have one saying, "Jessie, America still hates you". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joy1249 Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 Jeff, Jordan..This is Jordan's mother.. the truth is that you are fraternal twins, separated at birth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myss911 Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 LOL! I left one... mine says Melissa Southern California ZOIKS! Scrappy Scrappy Doo Is lying to you 18 NOT true 24 Will Do! Ruh Roh Raggy! LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kywildcat Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 My advice to all of the hg's would be to TALK TO AMERICA, (ie. remember the dick at night show?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentMonk71 Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 Dear NBK, You may not be aware of this but; you are all hated by America. The image of your group harkens back to the days of the Nerd Herd. Not a single one of you is interesting, funny, or even worth watching. It can be said that when the BB producer picked you they really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
straykat Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 Ronnie, cry for us. It's the only thing you do that makes us laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrowhead Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 Jordan should stand up and lead the classic UNC chant Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye. as Julie tells pussy Ronnie boy he is evicted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IsBigBrotherWatchingYou Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 my Husband did this one: Can't enjoy dining while Jessie is always whining Sorry about your luck kid, enjoy the squid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisakay28 Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 Ronnie---ED will be waiting for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiddyhouse Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 Hmmm, gotta come up with a good rhyme to tell them to TELL US WHAT THEY ARE THINKING !!! Whether it's light or dark Give us a whisper, shout or bark, Talk to those who watch the real player show whats your game we need to know Remember old Evel Dick His mindless chatter did the trick Well??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yana Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 Hmmm, gotta come up with a good rhyme to tell them to TELL US WHAT THEY ARE THINKING !!! Whether it's light or dark Give us a whisper, shout or bark, Talk to those who watch the real player show whats your game we need to know Remember old Evel Dick His mindless chatter did the trick Well??? I like that one a lot!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosebudmom Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 These rhymes are great....need more of them over in the BB11: Poetry, Rhymes, Limericks, Haikus, HG Best lines, etc., create, have fun, laugh...thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanMachine Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Nastalie, your BF contacted BB and said he found a HOT new girl, and that it was over between the two of you!!! He also added, that this new girl, likes to wear make-up and even takes showers!!! Be funnier if it said her boyfriend dumped her for a REAL 18 year old. Then we could watch her cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rlatl Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 In looking up ideas for squid in a cookbook I see that cleaning the squid involves removing the "boney beak" of the squid. Gag. Tip #1 - Remove the beak Recipe idea: How about a delicious squid ceviche with grated blanched butternut squash and a pickle relish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wynnigrrr Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 how about......... BABY VOICES ARE FOR BABIES!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Be funnier if it said her boyfriend dumped her for a REAL 18 year old. Then we could watch her cry. That would be really funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiddyhouse Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 HG in regards to makeup - LESS IS MORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laladoopiedu Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 There's a podium in the BY with a button on it. Kevin spots it first, pressed the button, and about 5 advice messages play throughout the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiefSlapaho Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 There's a podium in the BY with a button on it. Kevin spots it first, pressed the button, and about 5 advice messages play throughout the house. What are the messages? Come on...Spill it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanMachine Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 There was one for Jeff about Tuna... Another one for NastyAss about taking a bath... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laladoopiedu Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 One caller says: Look to the person to your left. Now look to the person on your right. They're BOTH lying to you! There was a message about asking the HGs if they know where the banana is, b/c we do. Two callers were about the HGs brushing their teeth. Another was about how the caller is tired of the HGs whining all the time and how they need to stop it. Nat yells out that the caller should stop watching them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klopperm Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Did anyone hear any advice for Ronnie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laladoopiedu Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Did anyone hear any advice for Ronnie? Caller: While reading the Bible, don't wipe your belly button lint in the green room, do it in the shower b/c it smells bad. Ronnie confessed this was about him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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