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In answer to your question, Straykat, my wife passed away 10 years ago. I'm still a young guy (not really an

oldguy). I'm only 73.

You are young, oldguy! You keep writing poetry and I may have to become your stalker fan. How's things in OZ?

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Natalie, Natalie, is such a brat

She is always wearing a scarf or hat.

She's jealous of Lydia in Jesse's bed

But to share her bed, she'd rather be dead.

She bashes other behind their back

Just wish someone would give her a smack.

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ODE TO JEFF

How do we love Jeff? Let us count the ways.

We love thee to the Final Three and then some

As far as Our soul can reach, when feelings get tight

Thru the food comps and HOH fights'

We love thee to the level of each days lies

With our breath, tears and all our lives.

and We shall love thee after the last goodbyes.

Elizabeth Barret Browning rip-off

...... co-authors Nat, Jess, Ronnie, Lydia, Chima, Kevin

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For the best line's category. From July 26 episode.

Kevin said "and Jessie's into Jessie."

It was where Kevin was talking about Lydia and Natalie both being into Jessie.

Loved it and oh so true. Made me kind of take a second thought about Kevin

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A poem for Lydia

A bargain with the devil Jesse

who held his arms open wide

and once he'd sucked me into his plan

he deftly threw me aside.

a poem about Chima

They put her in the have not room

which seemed to her a tomb.

She's used to being treated as if a queen,

but she can be so mean.

Always putting down others with a bashing

just wish someone would give her a tongue lashing.

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Jessie had a little flock

and they listened to his every word

They followed him to HOH

and even included a nerd.

They followed him in every vote

and evicted who he said

and Lydia and Natalie

always fight to share his bed.

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Jesse, Gnat were up on top,

but during HOH comp they had to drop.

They were excited they wanted to dine,

but now their have nots and can only Whine.

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For the best line's category. From July 26 episode.

Kevin said "and Jessie's into Jessie."

It was where Kevin was talking about Lydia and Natalie both being into Jessie.

Loved it and oh so true. Made me kind of take a second thought about Kevin

I was going to post this exact comment! Kevin is my fav HG. I like Jeff, but not Jeff/Jordan bc I have no patience for dumb people.

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Jordan, Jordan, blonde and cute

But not so much that you wanna puke.

Chima, Chima, mouthy and loud

She sure ain't making her mama proud.

Kevin, Kevin, gay and girlie

Makes me wanna twirl my pearlies.

Jeff, Jeff, tall and strong

It appears that he can do no wrong.

Michele, Michele, married and smart

Not coasting now, playing her part.

Russell, Russell, bold and bald

It's Ronnie's ass I hope he scalds.

Natalie, Natalie, small and ugly

The type of girl that I call fugly.

Jessie, Jessie, muscles and "cool"

He portrays the ultimate tool.

Lydia, Lydia, loud and scary

Begs Jessie to touch her where she has no hairy.

Ronnie, Ronnie, all time geek

I hope he's gone by the end of the week!

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Poetry from inside the BB House:

Irony: & Poetic Justice:

  • Jessie: "No way I would lose a food restriction competition".

Yes Jesse, there is a way - and you lost (get over it).

Alliteration:

  • Janelle: "Bye Bye Bitches".

Perfect use - Perfect timing.

In the last 24 hours there has been lots of words, in the BB House - which comments, words or phases sing poetic to you

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One of Ronnie's gems this past week ...

"I'm going to be highly insulted if I don't get a personal invitation to return for all stars two... "

not an exact quote - but dammm close :D

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Bllllleeeeeep.......Blleeeeeppp.....bleeeeeppp.....

well last night's fight but can't repeat here because too too much foul language use.....How Bb will use that in the tv show I don't think can happen.

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T'was The Night Before Eviction

~ By: ElleNaturelle ~

T'was the night before eviction, when all through the house,

Not a creature was stirring, not even a ra.....errr.mouse.

The keys were all hung by the HG's pictures with care,

In hopes that their own HOH victory soon would be there.

The HGs were nestled all snug in their bed,

Even though some couldn't get Chima's laugh out of their head.

And Lydia with her tent, and Ronnie with his cap,

Just sulked while the pit bull cozied in Jessie's lap.

When out on the balcony there arose such a clatter,

They sprang from their beds to see what was a matter.

Away to the staircase they flew like a flash,

Only to find Russell and the glass he did smash.

The fragments like knives on the carpet below

Gave the luster of backstabbing as often seen on the show.

When, what to his wondering mind should appear,

but paranoia, mistrust, and a shit load of fear.

With the f*cking ass Jessie so conniving and quick,

I knew in that moment Russell too would be sucking his dick.

More rapid than lightening, his vultures they came,

To trick him into hating Michelle... victory for them, how f*cking lame.

"So long Jeff! So long Jordan!

F*ck You Kevin! And ya, you wanted to f*ck me Chima!

It's off Michelle! You can just go to Hell!

Lydia, you're crazy! Rat boy is fat with lies and is lazy!

Now get the f*ck away from me! Get away all,

Jessie's got my back, so does Natalie but she's fetching a sandwhi...errr..ball."

And just as with the former three HGs who were met by the door,

The others stood their listening, knowing Russell soon would be no more.

So back to their beds they did hurriedly go,

Wondering what they would wear for tomorrow's live show.

Then, in a twinkling, their dreams did take flight,

Where Jeff was a wizard, and Kevin a Queen of the night.

Jordan was giggling with her hair all around,

Chima opened her mouth, but there came not a sound.

Lydia was tattoo free, from her head to her feet,

While Michelle was actually making a dinner that was safe enough to eat.

And there sat Ronnie in a trap that was set,

His fate was sealed, his destiny soon would be met.

His eyes how they squinted, his lips how they frowned,

His tummy was like Stay Puff's, his nose was all brown.

His bags were all packed and it's a good thing for that,

because the HGs were ready to get rid of the rat.

He was chubby and he wobbled, like a drunken little elf,

and they laughed when they saw him, in spite of themself.

A twitch of his eye, and a twist of his head,

They drooled at the thought of how he soon would be dead!

He spoke not a word as there were no more lies he could utter,

The Hgs were ready to cast their vote, sending him back to the gutter.

And so would end the season of the rat,

I think I speak for everyone when I say, "I've had enough of that!"

Now, left with our own dreams of when Jessie will leave,

We hope that it's Jeff with the magic up his sleeve.

Only one more sleep before we'll know,

I'll see you all in chat for tomorrow's show!

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