Dade Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Dear cameras, Sorry for letting Jesse back in. Please don't break. Love the Athletes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King123 Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Haha Dade.. thanks for bringing it back.. Dear Icebox. Im sorry Jessie keeps opening you ever 2.5 mins.. I know you probably want a rest... Dont worry. Im sure he will be gone soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yana Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Dear Mirrors in the HoH room, Please hang in there, we know it's hard to have Jesse in your face all the time, but it won't last much longer... Then it will be us that have to put up with him... Love, The mirror's in the rest of the house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBinSavannah Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Dear Icebox. Im sorry Jessie keeps opening you ever 2.5 mins.. I know you probably want a rest... Dont worry. Im sure he will be gone soon. Dear Mirrors, I'm sorry Jessie keeps looking at himself every 2.5 mins..I know you probably want a rest...Don't worry, I'm sure he will be gone soon. Sorry for plagiarizing, but it sure does work! LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiddyhouse Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Dear Microphones, Please try to muffle the sound of Chima's laugh so as to spare the poor speakers from possible damage. Thanks, TV's everywhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
straykat Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 To Jesse's Mouth, Its bad enough that we have to go into you. Could you please not stuff us whole into your cheek and then chew us like we are cud? We are so embarassed , The Banana Bunch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipp Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Dear Camera, Please catch someone accidently falling into me. Like Jerry did last year. Thank you, The Pool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElleNaturelle Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 LOl @ the Jessie jokes!! I love them. Please keep them coming! .... Dear Lydia, My pen is running out of ink. Can I please borrow some from your body? Sign, A writer in need ..... Dear Jordan, My tires are low on air. Can I borrow some from your head? Or your boobs. Or Laura's boobs for that matter? Thanks in advance, A stranded car p.s. Whatever you do, please don't take any from Jessie's head. It's already too small as it is. .... Dear Casey, Mr. Dressup called. He isn't happy with how you grew up. You're either a teacher or a dj, white or black. Pick an identity from the tickle trunk and stick with it. Sign, A Canadian cartoon addict p.s. He wants me to ask you what you did with Finnegan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King123 Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Those are some of the best I have seen in a while.. Except for the Laura and Jordan Boobs.. :/ hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mendes56 Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 LOL!! And not the fake Chima kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosebudmom Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Dear Jesse, Do you have to destroy all of us just to show your muscles??? Your shirt collection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
word_girl Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Dear Laura, Ouch, you're hurting me! Take me off, you're splitting my seams! Sincerely, Chima's Little Red Dress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajunboiler Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Sorry for the total inappropriateness of my post, but can't resist it. Dear Jeff, Instead of complaining about me to Lydia and Jordan, go remind Russell. I really miss him. Jessie's penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElleNaturelle Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 lmao! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueZqueZ Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King123 Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Oh my.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nanacindy Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Dear Chima, Please go lightly with us or you are gonna use us all up fast. Thanks your lipstick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
straykat Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Not really a letter but didn't want this thread to fall away. A bit of Dr. Suess (Slightly adapted) from the Cat in the Hat to honor one of the HGs: I will pick the hook. You will see something new. Two things. And I call them Thing One and Thing Two. These Things will not bite you. They want to have fun Then, out of the bra Came Thing Two and Thing One! And they fell out fast. They said "How do you do?" Would you like a good view Of Thing One and Thing Two? All of the housemates Did not know what to do. So they just stared At Thing One and Thing Two. But the fish said, "NO! NO! Those Things should not be In this house! Make them go!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiddyhouse Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 That rhyme reminds me...where is oldguy???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipp Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Dear Storage Room, Please give the House Guests booze tonite so BBAD will be interesting. Thank you, Miller Lite, Bud Weiser, Jack Daniels, Grey Goose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosebudmom Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Dear houseguests, Do you not realize they have attached a microphone to you and the camera is pointed directly at us. We are not Secret conversation place you think we are. Signed The Hammock and the Storage Room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajunboiler Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Dear Jessie, Did your head get smaller since last year? Signed, Cameras # 1 through 52 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King123 Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Dear All houseguests Please STOP.. Just dont do it anymore.. I can't take it.. Everytime you talk, Chima starts laughing for some strange reason.. most the time its not even funny.. Actually, only about .005% of the time is it funny, But it doesnt matter.. she will laugh anyways.. And it hurts.. Really bad.. I think I may be deaf. - Your friend, Chima's Microphone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LenRay Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 BB house toilets Jesse, you take the stinkest, most numerous dumps of any HG in BB history and THAT'S saying something!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
word_girl Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Dear Lydia, You will never win, let alone be nominated. Sincerely from the best judges of drama queens, Oscar, Emmy, & Tony edit: Don't get us wrong - you are definitely a drama queen. You are just a very bad drama queen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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